Freak Holiday

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Qwan: Hi Freak readers, welcome to our Freakiest Holiday.

Greg: Yo what? We're having a holiday?

Qwan: Yes, Greg. We are...What do you expect?

Greg: But I thought we're going to have more stories to tell.

Qwan: Well, you have to wait for that. Because The Impersonator has plans for his vacation.

Christy: Where is he going?

Danny: He's actually going to India for a month.

Henry: A month? You mean next month, which is April? 

Qwan: Yeah. 

Henry: That means no Freaks?

Qwan: Relax, we're coming back after one month. Geez.

Henry: Oh ok...But one month? That's sort of long. Isn't it?

Qwan: Anyways, so we will be coming back soon and...

Ryan: Hey guys!

Qwan: Huh? Ryan? What are you doing here?

Ryan: Oh, I just heard that the Impersonator is going to India for a month. Man, I just got distracted while I was trying to search for those Terrigen Mists.

Danny: The Terrigen Mists? You mean....

Sharon: Yeah, the Terrigen Mists that gives people superpowers.

Danny: Sharon, I was going to say that.

Qwan: Like I was saying, we will come back. Since you will be waiting for our return, you can check out other stories that The Impersonator wrote. Well, he did wrote several stories which are So Scary. Yeah, So Scary....

Danny: So Scary? 

Qwan: Yeah Danny, what...you're scared of something?

Danny: When I was a small kid, I got scared of horror stories.

Qwan: Geez, you need to lighten up. There are just stories. It's not like you'll get eaten by them.

Danny: Yo man, I'm hungry.

Qwan: Wait till I finish here. 

Henry: I like scary stories.

Qwan: So yeah...So Scary is comprised of 11 short horror stories. Watch out for the endings though. There are not actually endings but to let readers know and figure out what will happen next.

Danny: That's interesting.

Qwan: Yeah. If you want to check out these anthology stories, you can read them here. Here's the link. 
 
 http://www.comicvine.com/forums/fan-fic/8/so-scary/595054/#7 

Henry: YES! I'm going to read these stories for my vacation.

Qwan: You mean our vacation.

Henry: Oh sorry, bro.

Ryan: Guys, I have to get back. I need to search....

Qwan: Where do you think you're going? Geez! We're having a break here.

Ryan: Ok. But....

Qwan: We're also going to have some fun too.

Ryan: Hey look! What is that? Up in the sky...

Qwan: What is what?

Ryan: It's a bird. It's a plane. It's....

Qwan: Geez Ryan. It's only a bird. Ryan? Ryan? Oh great, he's gone.

Sharon: Whoa! I never thought he could run like Quicksilver.

Qwan: Anyways....

Christy: Hey Qwan.

Qwan: Yes!...what is it?

Christy: I was wondering....Are there any mutants in India?

Danny: Well yes...There are some of them. I used to meet these mutants once or twice.

Christy: Danny, I didn't ask you.

Qwan: No No. Go ahead. I don't know much of these mutants. I'm sure Danny is the expert here. You have been to India a couple of times.  Am I right, Danny?

Danny: Yes. Thank you. 

Qwan: Yeah Yeah sure.

Danny: Ok, when I was sent on a secret mission to India, I met these mutants along the way. They are actually living in Bombay right now. It's a wonderful place there even though it's crowded.

Christy: Whoa! Ok I see. So...who are these mutants?

Danny: Well, there is Thunderbird for example.

Qwan: Thunderbird? But he's one of the original X-Men and a Apache Indian.

Danny: No, it's not the first Thunderbird who was long dead. This is the third one. His real name is Neal Shaara who can produce plasma bursts and fly at high speeds.

Qwan: Oh I see. So the second one would be Thunderbird's brother, Warpath. 

Danny: Yeah. Then...there's Indra who is actually based on Hindu mythology.

Greg: Yo what? He's some kind of god or something?

Danny: Yes, Indra is the god of war. But in reality, he's a mutant who can construct a protective armor around his body.

Henry: That's cool.

Qwan: Any others....Danny?

Danny: Well, I did met another one. A scrawny kid. His name is Shakti.

Christy: Shakti?

Sharon: It means strength.

Danny: Thanks...Sharon. Anyways, he has the ability to alter his body appearance. 

Christy: Body appearance?

Danny: Yeah, he can produce muscles which gives him superstrength and durability.

Christy: Ah I see. No wonder he's called...Shakti.

Henry: That's cool. From a skinny kid to a strong one. He sounds like the Hulk though. HULK SMASH!

Danny: He also has a sister named Parvati.

Greg: Yo! What can she do?

Danny: She can displace our souls in different time periods.

Christy: Displaced? What do you mean by that? Like reincarnation?

Danny: Yeah, you could say that. She is able to transfer our minds into other bodies.

Christy: Ohh ok. That's an...interesting ability.

Danny: Yeah, but she couldn't travel through time though. 

Sharon: Hmmmm. How come I haven't heard of these mutant siblings?

Qwan: Geez Sharon. You don't have to know everything. You'll find out in The Freak Diaries.

Greg: Yo what? We have another series?

Qwan: Well...it's just not about us. It's more like a spin-off series.

Danny: A spin-off series?

Qwan: Yeah, sort of. It's actually an anthology series that talks about each mutant's personal life and complications.

Sharon: I see.

Qwan: Yeah. Ok Danny...Anymore Indian mutants that who you have in mind or you met them?

Danny: Well...that's about it.

Qwan: Thank you. Now...As I was saying, we will be gone for a month. The Impersonator would like to thank TypingKira for her great stories, Asguardian and Midguardian. Asguardian was the best fan-fiction series that the Impersonator enjoyed reading.

Danny: Asguardian? Shouldn't it be Asgardian?

Qwan: No, it's Asguardian. The main character and heroine, Anthy who is also known as Asguardian. You know, the future protector of Asgard. Get it?

Danny: Oh I see. Ok, carry on.

Henry: Cool, I read the whole 21 chapters of Asguardian. Her stories were top-notch. You should check it out, Danny. 

Danny: Yes, I will. 

Qwan: The Impersonator would also like to thank other writers as well. HumanX for his amazing two stories, New X-Men (Intersperse) and RedX.

Greg: Yo man, Intersperse?

Qwan: Yes, the real name is Skylar. Intersperse is his codename.

Danny: That is interesting. We have another mutant series in our midst.

Qwan: Yeah.

Greg: What about Red X? Is that a mutant series too?

Qwan: No Greg. It's a Batman story.

Henry: I love Batman stories. I'm...Batman.

Danny: But who is...Red X?

Henry: He's some strange unknown vigilante who is sort of like the Red Hood. He's mysterious though.

Danny: Ah...I see.

Qwan: Yeah. And...the other two writers CapFanboy and ghostrider fan1. The Impersonator gives thanks for their great story-telling. Amazing job. Keep it up.

Danny: What did they write?

Qwan: CapFanboy wrote The New Defenders and Sentry: Rebirth. 

Danny: The New Defenders? Don't you mean this?

Defenders of the Earth opening theme... 
 
  

Aww!!! Thanks for the shout-out, have a metric butt-tonne of fun in India! Will you post pics?

WOOO! name dropped! thanks!!! this was incredibly funny, I loved it!!! but 1 month without Freaks??? I'm going to have to find a way to live!!!!! thanks AGAIN!!

I've gotta check out some of those Indian mutants you listed. A lot of their powers sound pretty awesome. Maybe I can use some of them in my X men stuff, like a cloned version or something. Thanks for the mention too. Confidence +50. I have to check for Defenders of the Earth on Youtube now. It looks like something I'd go crazy for when I was younger. By the way, I'm buying all the Batman TAS box sets so I can amp up my Batman writing ability. If my end of year projects don't get in the way I might be almost finished the first part of Red X (The second will be from his point of view and involve more character specific villains). Hope your trip is awesome. See ya.