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#1  Edited By Kurrent

Much like the Artist Showdown this is a spot where people can show off their skills when writing for an established character(s).

Official Fan-Fic Rules

Fan-Fic Hustle Rules

  1. One post per person
  2. The person making the thread chooses characters that must be main focus
  3. Be creative when writing your post and take it in any direction you want
  4. Be true to the characters
  5. ONLY Comic Book characters
In these contests  the winner will pick the next Hustle. They do not have to be battles all the time they can be, for example, a love triangle story between, Nightwing, Starfire and Babs. The sky is the limit with this. If you like to write challenge yourself if you don't know the character chosen and if you like the ones chosen show us why!

The 1st Fan-Fic Hustle will feature.....


Deadpool
Deadpool
Wolverine
Wolverine
















There you go this begins right now. These are the main guys. You can team them up against a main villain have them fight each other of have them go swimming at the Y...Have fun with it and make it good!

Voting for the winner will be

March 6, 2009 1:00 pm EST (get your posts in by then)

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#2  Edited By _Sojourn_

cool, I might do it

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#3  Edited By Hawk

I'm in.

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#4  Edited By Meanstreak

One post per person means your gonna have to read some monsterous sized post, K-man. I hope you ready for it.

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#5  Edited By Kurrent
Meanstreak said:
"One post per person means your gonna have to read some monsterous sized post, K-man. I hope you ready for it."
Not really dude, It's like a short story, people can say a lot in a decent sized post
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#6  Edited By Precise

Post in this thread? And how big can it be, something like a regular RPG post or..?

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#7  Edited By Kurrent
Precise said:
"Post in this thread? And how big can it be, something like a regular RPG post or..?
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  Yeah post in here and yeah like a regular post or a little longer if you like then at the end people vote to who had the best short story
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Sitting around a poker table were Wolverine, The Thing and Hercules all with stacks of cash and empty beer mugs in front of them. The smell of cigar smoke and cheap beer filled the room as the three men counted their chips and waited for the fourth player to arrive. With a large smile on his face Hercules shuffled the cards while The Thing threw the dealer button in front of him and took a long swig of his beer. Sitting up straight Logan tipped up his hat and said aloud sneering "Where the hell is this guy, Grimm"

The Thing turned over slightly and responded in a deep tone. "Take it easy, Deadpooo" Suddenly a loud thud was heard after realizing what he had done. The Thing slapped his hand over his face and started turning it left to right. In a flash Wolverine shot out of his seat to a standing position and said through his teeth while pointing at The Thing...."You never said anything about that lunatic coming over here" Immediately Hercules began to laugh uncontrollably " HAHAHAHAHAHA, Is thou calling him a lunatic"

His temper had now grown and was getting the best of him, Wolverine turned to Hercules with rage in his eyes. He then pointed the arm that was at Ben to Hercules SKINT... "You want something to laugh about God Boy" he said with his fully extended claws staring down the Son of Zeus. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" Hercules continued to laugh then said "Put thy blades away my feral friend" Right after to make matters even the door to the room slammed opened to reveal none other then Deadpool. He was holding two plastic bags fully of money that had the dollar sign drawn on them with permanent marker. He also had headphones over his mask and when the door was completely open he started signing while dancing ridiculously....

"It's Britney bit@h, Gimme, Gimme MORE Gimme MORE Gimme, Gimme MORE......Gimme, Gimme MORE Gimme MORE Gimme, Gimme MORE"

He stopped abruptly and threw the money on the table and took a seat "I love that song" he said as he saw Wolverine pointing his claws at Hercules "Sorry I'm late to the dance I had Taco Bell today and you don't want to know what that does to me, ohh yeah Wolviekins why haven't you Facebooked me" The already agitated Wolverine looked at the merc and just sat down but not before letting out a grunt....

Herc dealt the cards all around to the sound of Deadpool humming to another Britney jam...After the Flop Thing was out folding his hand after Wolverine raised. Two quick calls from the other players and onto the Turn. Logan raised again and Deadpool re raised which lead Herc to fold. It was now down to the River as soon as Hercules put the card down on the table Deadpool bursted out of his seat drawing his 9mm Beretta and screamed FULL HOUSE and he unloaded began to unload the full magazine on to Wolverine who was sitting across front him and caused him to thit the floor. After the clip was empty Deadpool screamed in song "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME" while  Wolverines healing factor was taking take place. The sound of hot shells hit the cold floor and it was quickly followed by SKINT SKINT. Both claws were now erect and Wolverine stood qucikly and cut the table in half with a clean swipe of his claws. By now Deadpool had a shotgun in his hand and said "Little friend, say hello.....wait...... that's not right" and pulled the trigger. The blast of the Shotgun flung Wolverine back into the bar causing his body to smash into the bottle of liquor. Both Thing and Herc began to grab their things saying "This never happens when I play with Reed", "hahaha, Thou art is going to have to pay for that."

While on  the bar Wolverine says to himself in a whisper "That's it bub, your toast" and jumps in the air spreading his body outward towards Deadpool letting out a ferocious scream. The Merc looks up at the beast soaring his way and says.....

"Uh...oh...This can't be good"

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#10  Edited By Kurrent

I went the goofy Deadpool approach....Can't wait to see what you guys come up with

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#11  Edited By Midnightist

Arite I'll post and try Deadpool myself

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"It was a cold cold cold cold cold cold............. no more like luke warm maybe who came up with that phrase luke warm  why does Luke have to be the only one warm why can't I be warm huh or is his name Luke Warm theres a Luke Skywalker so I guess there can be a Luke Warm hmmmmm Luke Warmwalker use the force Luke Warmwalker I'm your father Luke Warmwalker huh the more I say it the more that sounds like a porno The Force of Luke Warmwalker Staring Luke Warmwalker. Warmwalker huh two WWs huh oh Wolverine starts with W doesn't hey speak of the devil theres Wolverine right now Hi Wolver oops wait he's here cause I'm supposed to kill him yep"


"Huh I wonder if he knows I'm here to kill him I think he does. I wonder what gave it away. I was pretty careful I mean I got here real quiet no one heard me not till I OF COURSE THATS HOW HE KNOWS IM HERE TO KILL HIM CAUSE MY GUN IS ON HIS HEAD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SINCE YEP I'M GONNA SHOOT WOLVERINE AND WERE AT THE XAVIR SCHOOL FOR MUTANT FREAK KIDS WITH SUPER POWERS WHOS PARENTS HATE THEM AND RAN AWAY FROM HOME CAUSE THEY WHERE UNLOVED AND BUT ON BLACK AND YELLOW TIGHTS TO FIGHT BAD GUYS LIKE ME."

"Dang I'm a genius I found all this out and I didn't even think about none of it pure brains right there. Yep I'm a geni" The Marc With the Mouth couldn't finish his speech. He lied on the floor in a pool of blood wondering that. "Why am I on the floor in a pool of blood un able to finish my speech." The Merc with the mouths left eye healed and the first thing he saw was X 23 she had just shot him with a machine gun. "x 23 just shot me with a machine gun oh crap why did she shoot me. Hey Midnightist why did she shoot me. " Deadpool your not supposed to talk to me I'm writing the story for Christ sakes.

"Well I had a question come on I deserve an answer as to why some psycho clone chick just shot me"? Oh id on't know maybe cause you just attacked the closet thing she has to a father maybe what do you think.? "Me I think shes a little bit" Suddenly out of now where Archangel appeared. He grabbed Deadpool off the ground and slammed him into a bunch of trees around the compound. "WHAT THE HECK MAN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WRITE ANGEL IN THIS I'M SUPPOSED TO AFTER WOLVERINE ONLY NOT THE WHOLE X-FORCE TEAM DUDE MID YOU SUCK AS A WRITER WHERES G'BANDIT HE LIKES ME MORE THN YOU ANYONE "
 
HEY DEADPOOL SHUT THE F$% UP THIS IS A CHILDRENS SITE I COULDN'T HAVE YOU CUSSIN MAN KIDS READ THIS CRAP. SO JUST SITE BACK AND LET ME WRITE OK "NO ITS NOT OK I DON'T CARE IF KURRY PUFF SAID YOU SHOULD WRITE IN A FAN FIC COULD HUSTLE I DON'T NEED MONEY THAT BAD THAT THE WHOLE D@MN X-FORCE TEAM WANTS A PIECE OF MY@SS I ONLY NEED TO KILL WOLVERINE WOLVERINE OK JUST LET ME FIGHT HIM" 

LISTN YOU UNGRATEFULL JERK WHAT KINDA OF STORY HAVE YOU HEARD OF WHERE A GUY SHOWS UP TO ATTACK A MEMBER OF A TEAM AND THE TEAM DOESN'T BACK HIM OK THIS IS A X-FORCE KINDA THING NOT JUST WOLVERINE. "WHY NOT WOLVERINE HAS HIS OWN COMIC FOR A REASON I COULD HAVE JUS FOUGHT HIM NOT THE WHOLE X-FORCE" HEY ITS EITHER THE SMALLER TEAM OF X-FORCE OR MAYBE X-MEN OR AVENGERS OK DO YOU WANT THE WHOLE X-MEN TO FIGHT YOU NOOOOOOO DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT THE AVENGERS NOOOOOOOOO ITS X-FORCE OR NOTHING SO JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME WRITE THE FREAKIN FAN FIN YOU PRICK

"WELL I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU MIDNIGHTIST " WHAT? "YOU RAN OUT OF TIME FOR YOUR POST HA" ........................ YOU SON OF A B

You have just read a fan fic by Midnightist about Deadpool please remeber these event are fictional and no one was hurt in the making of this post except for Deadpool but he'll be fine cause he does this every day thank you and read the next one.


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#13  Edited By Kurrent

LMAO....I like how you broke the 4th wall...

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#14  Edited By Meanstreak

Cool post, Midnightist.

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#15  Edited By Darkchild

Hmmm ya know what hell ill do this. I can pull schizo maniac and a frustrated dwarf off easily.

Ill post tomorrow probably

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#16  Edited By Midnightist
Kurrent said:
"LMAO....I like how you broke the 4th wall...
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Meanstreak said:
"Cool post, Midnightist. "
Thank you it was fun lol
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Darkchild said:
"Hmmm ya know what hell ill do this. I can pull schizo maniac and a frustrated dwarf off easily.

Ill post tomorrow probably
"
Awesome man, looking forward to it
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Kurrent said:
"Darkchild said:
"Hmmm ya know what hell ill do this. I can pull schizo maniac and a frustrated dwarf off easily.

Ill post tomorrow probably
"
Awesome man, looking forward to it
"
HAHAHA really? Yeah ittl be funny as hell
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Darkchild said:
"Kurrent said:
"Darkchild said:
"Hmmm ya know what hell ill do this. I can pull schizo maniac and a frustrated dwarf off easily.

Ill post tomorrow probably
"
Awesome man, looking forward to it
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HAHAHA really? Yeah ittl be funny as hell
"
I had fun writing mine....LOL
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#20  Edited By Darkchild

LMAO yeah. Deadpools fun to write

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#21  Edited By Kurrent
Darkchild said:
"LMAO yeah. Deadpools fun to write
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Not really my style but still fun...


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You know sometimes I ask myself " Wade why are you incapable of thinking threes steps ahead?" and at this given moment I really believe I should start listening to Al when she tells me "One of these days you halfwit, you are going to get your ass blown off. Or if Im really lucky you get it handed to you."  God I love that old parrot. Images of Al sqawking like a parrot rush through my mind sending a fit of giggles through me. Then I realized they have stopped shooting.....thats never good.  I peek my head up over the over turned pool table and I look around thinking to myself "This is the part of the movie when something creepy or scary happens isnt it?" Then suddenly one of the thugs that thought it apt to shot me in the ass is tossed over my head and he slams into the wall. A gash across his chest and the blood pools beside him, my eyes widen as I know exactly what caused the wound....but I really didnt need to think that hard because he was screaming my name.

"Wade! I can smell your stench from the door, you know its best if you just come out. I am in no mood." Then the famous sounds of his "friends" echo through the bar as it has grown silent. Not wanting to anger him....too much I pop up from behind the pool table "You know they just dont know how to bar fight properly these days, they went straight for the shooting the moment I said something about if he was done with his sister." I smile behind what people call my Spider-Man suit "I mean seriously I am not spider man, that kids a emotional wreck. Im insane those are two differnt things." Wolverine stares at me as drift into my mind again tossing a pool que at my head waking me out of my daze.  Shaking my head I keep my fingers on the triggers as I know this night will definatly not end well.  He walks towards me and for a moment I think of running like a coward because well....dwarves scare me their so close to the ground shudders. With a smile I ask him "Now you wouldn't hit a man with glasses now would you?" He stops for a moment giving me a look as if calling me a moron and then he finally speaks "You arnt wearing any." His eyes narrowed at me in a death glare and I scratch my head "Really? Hmmm damn, thought that was going to work. Guess now I got to go to plan B huh?" He holds his hand up shaking it as if stopping what ever was coming saying "Wade....you really dont want to do that. I just came for a beer and got caught in a bar fight. Just leave and I wont have to cut your arm off again."  Not listening to him I resort to plan B

Pulling the guns up quickly I squeeze the trigger but nothing happens, bringing them up to my face I look for a moment before the barrels and most of the guns fall to the floor. He was fast for a dwarf "Hehehe....sike?"

Glass shatters as I am tossed from the bar window, and he leaps out of the window. Thinking quickly I throw a grenade at him....and I miss "Dammit" He snarls at me leaping back into the bar grabbing the waitress as the places goes up in flames as the grenade explodes. He walks out with the girl in his arms his skin smoking and I couldnt help my self "So when you burn, do you always smell like sh!t or did you miss bath time today." He drops the girl on the ground and runs straight at me, I fire aiming for his knee caps hoping to slow him down but alas I never have any luck and he closes the distance. Before I hear claw against flesh I hear him mutter "Idiot" And my right an left arms fall to the ground with a thud. He just stands their looking me over and saying "Guess you shot me enough in the head. I was aiming for your head" I grunt loudly not from the pain of the wounds, but from how much of a pain in the ass the next few minutes will be "Do you realize it took me five minutes to put the ONE arm on last time. Now....oooo your just a evil little munchkin." He lifts me up into the air by the chest and two claws skinkt out on either side of my head and he says "Give me one real reason I shouldnt just end you. You have ruined my night at the bar, spilt my beer, burned my favorite bar to the ground. And got lucky an shot me in the head an now I'm dizzy, I cant think of any other reasons NOT to kill you. So enlighten me bub...."

I hang their in the mans hand (You should know even though he is lifting me up my feet still touch the ground hahahaha hes so small) and I contemplate the thought for a fraction of a second and I reply "You had a bad night, I really wanted that rednecks sister. She was cute, and I wanted the waitress too but you and your heroic save the damsel in distress. Now i wont get any tail tonight thanks to you." I stop then real quickly "And I am armless." He looks at me with a glare before dropping me quickly and walking away. I smile thinking I outsmarted him into leaving me alive when he stops an turns around with a large sh!t eating grin, he tosses something at me. I look hard in the darkness and the flames of the bar give me little light. Squinting I find out what they were looking down at my belt ....grenade clips I look up at him "Oh....your just not nice."


BOOOOOM

Few hours later skin grows back and I get enough strength to stand. The mini dwarf was long gone, but then I realize..."Where are my arms?"


Back at the X-Force base. Wolverine hangs a trophy on the wall
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#23  Edited By Kurrent

dwarves scare me their so close to the ground shudders

I woke my GF up from laughing so loud after I read that....LMAO

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Kurrent said:
"dwarves scare me their so close to the ground shudders

I woke my GF up from laughing so loud after I read that....LMAO
"
HAHAHAHAHAHA

THats freaking hilarious bro. Glad I could make you laugh that hard
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#25  Edited By PRIMAV3RA

LOL good one dc

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that was funny DC nicely done


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#27  Edited By Darkchild

Thank you guys.

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#28  Edited By Kurrent

I wonder who I would pick for the next on if I win

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.Mistress Redhead. said:
"that was funny DC nicely done


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thank u

Kurrent said:
"I wonder who I would pick for the next on if I win
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Pfft u aint winning.
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#30  Edited By Kurrent

WHAT ...I'm the Peoples Champ...so I always win....LOL

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#31  Edited By Darkchild
Kurrent said:
"WHAT ...I'm the Peoples Chump...so I always lose
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Yep your right.

Well im off.
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#32  Edited By Kurrent
Darkchild said:
"Kurrent said:
"WHAT ...I'm the Peoples Chump...so I always lose
"
Yep your right.

Well im off.
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Sonnava
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Kurrent said:
"Darkchild said:
"Kurrent said:
"WHAT ...I'm the Peoples Chump...so I always lose
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Yep your right.

Well im off.
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Sonnava
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walked right into that chump

lmao  peace bro
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It's a cold day, He wanders these empty streets like a rat through the sewers, just looking for a warm meal and maybe a nice place to stay. The tails of his trench-coat sway in the harsh winter winds, rustling the leaves and blowing all the garbage rags they call newspaper, littering the streets with perverse stories of sex and murder and he does'nt even look twice, he's just as bad. Just a piece of scum left on the boot of society, They called him Deadpool. Catching one of the blowing papers, he stared at the front page head-line for a moment.,..

"MASKED MAD-MAN STRIKES AGAIN! When will Murdering Spree end?"


before tossing the filth into the wind.  In his mind, he wasn't a villain, he viewed himself as the hero, but in reality, all he was a sick twisted degenerate with an odd past and an even odder job - Mercenary. Turning the corner, he walked into the bar, His scarlet and ebony color scheme shining in the pale moon light, "SAMMY MY BOY!" He called out. "Hey Deadpools here! Now it's a party!" The Bar Tender called out, tossing a beer over the counter, Simultaneously, the denizens of the pubs raised their mugs and clapped as the merc strided through the den before catching the bottle with his free hand (the other tucked tightly in his pocket). He then walked behind the counter.

"You son of a b!tch! Where you been?" Sammy asked.

"Busy as usual. You got any jobs for me?"

"One but you don't want it"

"Bullsh!t. You know me better than that, Who do I need to kill?"

Sliding a picture over to him discretely, the bar tender pointed at a photo of a man named James Howlett.

"I'll take it"

_


"Deadpool"  a voice snarled in the midst of the bar folk. "I smell yo--"

"Hey B!TCH! Yeah you Drifter, Theres no time for a fight now"

"What why?"

"Well thats what you get for making such a long a$$ introduction! and There was no mention of Kung Fu Panda, C'mon...You know I love Kung Fu Panda and there was a monkey in that movie, THATS WHAT MADE IT GREAT. WHY IS THEIR NO MONKEY HERE?"

" I don't kno--"

"NO! You don't know, Thats the problem!"

"Not every story has a monkey"

"To quote a wise man: Shindlers List would have been ten times better if it had a monkey"

"Look, I think thats alittle anti-semet--"

"I SHOT WOLVERINE. I WIN. DRIFTER LOSES. THE END. MONKEYS RULE."

"What the hell?"

"Thats how I roll b!tch."


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#35  Edited By Kurrent

Cool Drift got in on this

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#36  Edited By Nighthunter

I hate Deadpool and have lost a lot of my love for wolverine.....

this should be interesting

I'm in

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#37  Edited By Kurrent
Nighthunter said:
"I hate Deadpool and have lost a lot of my love for wolverine.....

this should be interesting

I'm in
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HAHAHA Nice man
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#38  Edited By Sparda

I'm gonna get in on this.

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#39  Edited By Nighthunter

I've been many things; a nobody, a loser, a warrior, a soldier, a mercenary, a toilet cleaner in Mcdonallds (worst job ever, I finally know where the cow-skrull ended) but before anything I am a funny as sh!t. Now don't get me wrong, I ain't way over my head, I'm just that awesome, I mean for what I've heard of my little yellow boxes (hate that color, it should be red with black ooh and a badass mask in it to make it sure everyone knows I'm the one talking because you know, people can't figure it out that the lonely guy in a scene of his own book is the one thinking:)

Ahem, anyway I have an appointment with Wolverine, you probably know him; appears in more comics than George Bush in hate forums big haired guy with a face that makes you wish he used a mask longer....

"Wilson you imbecile who are you talking to?" said Wolverine in an enraged tone, for the bad  luck of the merc with a mouth Wolverine had been standing next to him ever since the beginning awaiting for the self-proclaimed "most awesome thing since the combination of candy and porn was invented" to stop talking to himself, with a face of frustration that could be noticed even behind the mask Deadpool turned to Wolverine and started to walk backwards to gain distance.

"Um you see I was talking to our readers..:" explained Deadpool, Wolverine then made a face of confusion and started to look all around the place in search for someone that could be watching them in order to make sense of what the merc with a mouth was saying, finally after much thought Wolverine desisted and asked for an explanation of what Deadpool meant. "Oh you see we ain't real, we are comic characters invented so that people have a more than likely mediocre movie to see every summer, ooh and that way there can be a lot of pretty shiny toys of us, do you know a guy named Superman? he is Clark Kent but shhhhh! anyway the other day I was walking through Beverly Hills (not as good as the thing we see on TV) and found a sex store with a dildo based on him, stronger than a locomotive and faster than a speeding bull..."

But before Deadpool could finish Wolverine decided to punch him in the face as it was the only possible way he could shut him up for atleast 5 seconds. "Now what did I do? Did the dildo comment offend you? did it remind you of your lack of a sex life?" said Deadpool and after that started to run to escape from the angered Wolverine. Realizing that the wouldn't be able to outrun the X-man, Deadpool quickly grabs a device that opens a portal and jumps in it, that portal would transfer him to the real world, however his plan to escape Wolverine failed as he too was able to jump into the portal before it closed.

"Where have you taken us Wilson?" asked Wolverine trying to calm himself. Deadpool looks around and then at Logan and answers him. "This is the place I told you about, the real world, where we ain't more than fictional characters". Wolverine also looks around and then back at Deadpool "You are crazy" says Logan, Deadpool slowly gets up and starts walking down the street to a building that he spotted a few meters away "Yeah but so is the Joker and he got an Oscar" replied Deadpool.

Knowing that for better or worse he had to stay with Deadpool, Wolverine started to follow him. "Ok WIlson, where are we going?" Deadpool simply smiled and turned around, then elongated his arms to show Wolverine the building that they had infront of them and the sign saying Comic Con in it. "Logan we are going to see your fans and writers but we should actually separate ourselves from the place where Daniel Way is, he is kinda...lame. God I hope he never gets to write a book with any of us"

Hours passed and the two former members of weapon-x spent their time with fans, writers and artists of comic books. "I can't believe that your boy is taking your main book out of you! I mean...everyone hates him...Even you!" joked Deadpool trying to be as annoying as possible, Wolverine turned to a hotdog car and bought one for him, without wanting to say anything on the matter. "Seriously though..." continued Deadpool "Why do you think they all hate him?". Wolverine simply gives a bite to finish his hotdog and starts to walk to where they first appeared "...It's the mohawk" replied Wolverine.

"Now Wilson, take us back to our world" ordered Logan, Deadpool quickly grabs a pair of wings he had bought in the convention and put them on his back, then he grabbed the device and opened the portal. "To infinity and beyond!" yelled Deadpool, then he turns to see the face that Wolverine was throwing at him. "What? Buzz Lightyear? Toy Story? Come on man it's a classic" exclaimed Deadpool, Wolverine without any more patience grabbed Wilson by the back and threw him to the portal, soon after that he jumped into the same portal.

"Well Wilson this is where we go our separate ways" said Logan and then started to walk away, as he did it a sign with the words "Deadpool's #1 fan" were noted on his back. Deadpool then also started to walk away "He soooooooo wanted to do me" jokes as he goes into the sunset.

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"Wilson, I've had enough of this!", the feral mutant yelled at the merc with a mouth.

For the past 10 minutes, the two expert fighters had been dueling with a assortment of different attacks. They were on the roof of a six-story building, the cool night air blowing by gently. Their breath was visible each time they exhaled, which they did frequently. While the battle had only been going for a short time, Logan couldn't even remember how it got started.

"How it got started, Logan my man, is because the fans wanted us to fight", Deadpool said suddenly, narrowly ducking beneath a claw slash. He retaliated by knocking the arm away with a swing of a sword, and rushing forward, weapons thrusting forward. Wolverine brought his claw up in time to block the blades, and the two pushed, trying to knock eachother back. They were very close, face-to-face.

"The hell are you talking about, ya freak?", Logan replied, pushing Deadpool back to send his opponent stumbling. The merc fell to the roof's surface, but pushed off with his hands and flipped back up almost immediately.

"C'mon, why can't you get it like I do? That metal skull of yours keep out the common sense or something? As soon as I'm done talking this sentence, some punk is going to put a set of quotations around it", he said. "SEE!?"

"You're absolutely batsh*t crazy, you know that?", Wolverine asked him, slightly bewildered. He raked his claws over Deadpool's chest, a spray of blood flying out and spilling over the shredded clothing. The man stepped back, gasping heavily. He pressed his hands to his chest and fell to his knees, choking. Wolverine relented, relaxing somewhat, and moved closer. Deadpool doubled over.

"Just kidding!", the merc exclaimed, sitting up. "Seriously though, no worries about this. You're too popular-like, really, eleven books a month-and I'm just too damn funny. There's no way either of us are gonna die!"

He suddenly drew a very large pistol with one hand, and a grenade with the other. At nearly point blank range, he shot Wolverine in both of his knees. A splash of blood landed on Deadpool's mask, and Logan cried out in pain as he fell to his knees in front of Wilson. He popped his claws and stabbed them into the red-clad assassin's neck, red landing on his face as well. This time, Deadpool gasped for real, struggling to breath.

"Hkk.....case in point...."

He flicked the pin off of the grenade with his thumb. There was a awkard moment of split silence between the two, and even the wind stopped. Wolverine muttered something.

"....damn"

The grenade exploded, fire washing over the two combatants. They were both flung far from eachother, Deadpool going over one side of the roof and Logan going over the opposite edge. Wolverine was in one piece, due to his skeleton, but his face and a large amount of his chest had been flayed or blown off by the explosion. One of Wilson's arms and a chunk of his torso were blown to bits, however.

The two fell the six-stories to the ground, one of them landing hard, and the other landing harder. The world blacked out for both.

When Wolverine awoke, he was lying in a hospital bed, in a gown. He gazed around, grunting with disapproval. He kicked the sheets off,and stepped down onto the tiled floor, perfectly fine. He streched his neck with a crack, and took two steps before a familiar voice stopped him.

"See? What did I tell you?"

The mutant turned slowly, a look of incredulity on his face.

"You've got to be f**king kidding me", he mumbled. The Merc With A Mouth, Deadpool, was standing in the same room, in full costume.....for some reason.

"Nope! See, I told you were we gonna be fine. I'm always right! The stuff about the quotations, even the fans...."

"Yeah, I guess you were.....", Wolverine began. "....but you know what else, Wilson?"

"Hmmm.......what?"

"They want an encore"

SNIKT!

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#41  Edited By Constantine

cool idea kurrent

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#42  Edited By Slinger

Neat idea. I'm working on one.

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#43  Edited By Kurrent
Constantine said:
"cool idea kurrent
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Slinger said:
"Neat idea. I'm working on one.
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Thanks dudes......Some great entries in this so far.
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#44  Edited By Constantine

'tis ok

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#45  Edited By Chaos Agent

so when is the last day?

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#46  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator

ugh, I dont write out male characters very well... I'm out. ^_^

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#47  Edited By Chaos Agent

NOOOOOOOO!

Nova you have to enter, deadpool is comedy so you have to take part in it

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#48  Edited By Kurrent
Chaos Agent said:
"so when is the last day?
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The last day is March 6 then I'll put up the voting thread to pick the winning entry. The winner will then decide who will be the next people we write about and so on
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#49  Edited By Constantine
Feral Nova said:
"ugh, I dont write out male characters very well... I'm out. ^_^
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sexist >.> lol
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#50  Edited By Feral Nova  Moderator
Chaos Agent said:
"NOOOOOOOO!

Nova you have to enter, deadpool is comedy so you have to take part in it
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Yeah.... I know. I want to, but I dont know deadpool's character too well ^^' and I don't have time to do research  on the character and then think up a story @_@

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"Feral Nova said:
"ugh, I dont write out male characters very well... I'm out. ^_^
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sexist >.> lol
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xP Unless you want to read Deadpool wearing a pink tutu while singing to Britney Spears in a slumber party with his imaginary friend Florance, then yeah... lol