Deadpool s teleporter's broken which sends him everywhere
Deadpool is sitting on a his coach eating doritoes the Movie "Wolverine Origins" is starting on his dvd
Deadpool: "This movie looks good..."
Voice 1: "Everyone raves about it."
Voice 2: "I hear we're being played by Ryan Reynolds."
Voice 1: "SWEET!" 2 hrs, and 37 minutes later
Deadpool is looking at the credits of the wolverine origins movie in shcok
Deadpool: "What the hell did I just watch!?"
Voice 1: "That was worse than that time we played Russian Rullete with Bullseye."
Voice 2: "WHAT THE HELL WE WE"RE A BARRAKA REMAKE!
Deadpool grabs his gun, and swords
Deadpool: "That does it, I already hated Ryan Reynolds from the Blade movie, but Ryan Reynolds plays me, and screws me up! RYAN REYNOLDS MUST DIE!!!!"
Deadpool presses a button on his teleporter belt, but it goes haywire..
Deadpool: "Damnit I knew it was bad idea to let Venom borrow this thing to kill Spiderman.
Deadpool does a bad venom voice
Deadpool: "Arrrgh don't worry wade we'll take good of it."
The belt teleports Deadpool, but something looks wrong, He is now in what looks like a bedroom a shower can be heard, and the sound of a women's voice can be heard from it
Deadpool: "This doesn't look like Ryan Reynolds house."
Voice 1: But that might be his wife in the shower lets kill her too."
Voice 2: "She must die too."
Deadpool draws a Magnum pistol, and walks to the shower slowly he opens the shower to see-- AUNT MAY BUTT NAKED IN THE SHOWER!!!
Deadpool: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Voice 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
Voice 2: "AHHHHHHHHHH."
Aunt May: "Oh my.."
Deadpool repeated presses the button on his teleporter belt
Deadpool: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"
Voice: "IT BURNS US!"
Voice 2: "Okay is weird If I think she's hot?"
The belt teleports him to the what looks like a movie set, A man in a batman costume is looking at Deadpool in anger.
Deadpool: "Okay first Ryan Reynolds messes me up on wolverine origins now he make me see an old lady butt naked in the shower someone must die!"
Voice 1: "Where are we?"
Voice 2: "No, but seriously she was hot."
Man in batman costume(Cristian Bale): "What the hell is this!?"
Deadpool: "Hey it's batman, hi bats where's the joker--"
Cristian Bale: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY SCENE!?"
Deadpool: "Oh well first I gonna murder Ryan Reynold, but I think Venom broke my telerporter, while trying to kill spiderman but you see---"
Cristian Bale: "SHUT UP! DO YOU WANNA DIE DO YOU!? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I MESSED UP YOUR LIGHTS HUH SO WHY ARE YOU MESSING UP MY SET? YOU TIGHT COSTUME WEARING MORON!"
Deadpool take out his pistol
Deadpool: "Okay I don't let Thanos talk to me like that why would I let you..So you know what I think I'm gonna kill you now."
Voice 1: "Are we still killing Ryan Reynolds?"
Voice 2: "Now we're killing Cristian Bale *sigh* when will it end WHEEEN!!" Deadpool teleporter teleports him spontaneously in front of Venom choking spider man
Deadpool: "VENOM YOU BROKE MY TELEPORTER you must die too!"
Slow it down a bit. You're just rushing and it's WAY off Deadpool. Take your time, maybe read over a few more Deadpool comics, come up with a decent story...then write it.
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