11:30PM: Deadpool recieves a call... Ring!Ring!Ring Deadpool:Y'ellow? Unknown Caller: Hello Mr.Wilson... Deadpool: I thought you telemarketers wern't soppose to call after 9! Unkown Caller: Please Mr.Wilson I believe you can 'help' me with a problem I have... Deadpool:Like What? Plumming? Unknown Caller: No Mr.Wilson just wait for a package to be delivered to you... 3 Hours Later Knock,Knock,Knock Deapool:Yes? Delivery Man: I have a Package for Mr.Pool Deadpool: Yep, thats me Delivery Man:So... Deadpool: Thanks! Delivery Man: HEY WAIT- Deadpool slams the dorr in the guys face...Deadpool: Now what do he have here... PART 2 Coming soon!
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