That zombie thing sure caught the world off guard.
Forcing people to hide out wherever they can.
Among those people are members of Superman's rogues gallery.
Metallo, Bizarro, Parasite, and Lex Luthor were hiding out in an abandoned LexCorp warehouse.
LUTHOR: Bad news. We're running low on food.
BIZARRO: Then we shouldn't go inside and loose food.
PARASITE: What?
METALLO: What Bizarro means is that we should probably sneak outside and find food.
LUTHOR: Bizarro, you fool, we'll all get killed or infected!
PARASITE: Just take a look out there, guys, there's an army of zombies out there! Going out there will get us murdered!
METALLO: Zombie-murdered.
Parasite was right, for outside was an army of infected superhumans.
But they needed to eat SOMETHING, though.
METALLO: Only one thing to eat, I guess...
They all had the same look on their faces.
They knew they needed the meat.
LUTHOR: On the count of three, fight to the death. Whoever's killed first...
METALLO: The others eat.
PARASITE: Ya better have at least a little bit of flesh in ya, metalhead!
METALLO: And you better have some meat on you besides purple wrinkles!
LUTHOR: One...
PARASITE: Two...
BIZARRO: Zero!
Suddenly, Luthor's battle armor activated, and he was covered by a suit of metal/
There was a bunch of "zaps", "bangs", and "booms".
Parasite leaped into the air and grabbed onto a metal chain hanging from the ceiling.
Bizarro flew right up next to Parasite, laughed, and punched him, knocking him to the ground.
PARASITE: Ooof! You albino CRAP-face!
Parasite jumped up and absorbed Bizarro's energy.
PARASITE: Hahaha!
Bizarro, exhausted from the energy drain, fell to the ground with a loud "CRASH!".
BIZARRO: Bizarro... not... t-t-tired....
Bizarro was finally unconscious.
LUTHOR: Aaagh!
Luthor, in his giant robot suit, went flying across the warehouse and crashing into a wall.
Metallo jumped across the room and landed on top of Luthor's chest.
METALLO: Shoot at me one more time and---
Metallo's threat was cut short when Parasite threw an unconscious Bizarro at him.
PARASITE: Heh, kill only one? I WANNA KILL ALL OF YOU! I SWEAR, I'M SO @#$%#$ HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!!!
They were obviously going insane.
But none of them cared.
They were cannibals now.
Cannibals.
Bizarro, about to get murdered by Luthor, awoke suddenly.
BIZARRO: Bizarro will let Lex win!
LUTHOR: Hahaha!
Luthor grabbed Bizarro by the throat and threw him up into the air.
Bizarro was conscious, now, but didn't have enough energy to fly.
TO BE CONTINUED
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