This is a somewhat special fan-fic….the main reason being, it was completely spontaneous. The idea started in the middle of normal conversation on MSN, and continued for several hours until interrupted by Icarusflies selfishly leaving to have lunch. There was no discussion over plot, and I the only edits I have made here are for spelling and removal of random 'LOLs', and the like, as well as some very minor formatting. This is also why it breaks off abruptly, though there may soon be a sequel.
This fan-fic is written in equal parts by Donnieman and myself, I just managed to save it onto my computer. Now, presenting….'Chicks Dig the Yellow Sign' ….I left in a few lines preceding the actual story for a bit of background.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
One of the longest standing members :p there's not too many members older than me that still come around often.
Icarusflies says:
I know!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Fetches his cane*
Icarusflies says: (11:59:05 AM)
^_^
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Young whipper snappers :p
Icarusflies says: (12:00:11 PM)
:D
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Waves cane in typical old man fashion*
Icarusflies says:
>throws rock at window and runs off<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
HEY!
Icarusflies says:
BWAHAHAHA!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Goes to fetch his rifle*
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
>gets water gun<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
:P
Icarusflies says:
Hands up old man!
Icarusflies says:
Or the cat gets it!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
GASP! You wouldn't! You're bluffing!
Icarusflies says:
Am I? >squirts a tiny bit of water at the cat<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Cocks his rifle*
Icarusflies says:
>narrows eyes<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Stares him down*
Icarusflies says:
>stares back<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Are you sure you wanna ride this ride?
Icarusflies says:
Better than your arthritis.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Oh yeah? You're probably still in diapers.
Icarusflies says:
But so are you.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Whispers* How'd you know that?!
Icarusflies says:
Because I just KNOW!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Liar!
Icarusflies says:
What brand do you use? Huh?
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Depends, if you must know. *Steps towards the cat*
Icarusflies says:
>grabs the cat by the scruff and places the water gun against its head< Not another step!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Don't hurt her!
Icarusflies says:
Then hand over the....
Icarusflies says: (12:09:51 PM)
What am I here for?
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Ummm, secret books holding the key to the universe?
Icarusflies says:
...That sounds about right. And cookies.
Icarusflies says: (12:10:51 PM)
Hand them over!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Cookies was totally my first guess.
Icarusflies says:
Suure it was.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Hands it all over*
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
It was!
Icarusflies says:
>Noms<
Icarusflies says:
Oh yeah, I also want my rock back.
Icarusflies says:
The one I threw through the window.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
-_-
Icarusflies says:
>gestures to the cat<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Here's your damn rock :P
Icarusflies says:
>takes it, throws it through ANOTHER window, and flees<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Son of a....
Icarusflies says:
BWAHAHAHA
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Notice he fled with the cat as well*
Icarusflies says:
MY CAT NOW!
Icarusflies says:
AHAHAHAHA!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
I really need to get better at negotiating....
Icarusflies says:
Yes, yes you do.
Icarusflies says:
>peeks over fence<
Icarusflies says:
Especially since I live next door.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
This is the third cat :P
Icarusflies says:
I know.
Icarusflies says:
It's part of my illegal cat-trading industry.
Icarusflies says:
>throws another rock<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Well I'm getting a dog this time. *Hears the sound of breaking glass*
Icarusflies says:
Dog?! I love dogs!
Icarusflies says:
>grabs a steak from kitchen<
Icarusflies says:
It shall be mine!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Never!
Icarusflies says:
YES!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Nay!
Icarusflies says: (12:16:45 PM)
>_>
Icarusflies says:
Then you shall be sieged!
Icarusflies says:
By rocks!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
It sucks living in a community policed small town when the menace is the son of the incompetent mayor >_>
Icarusflies says:
MY DAD IS GOING TO RAISE YOUR TAXES!
Icarusflies says:
AHAHAHA!
Icarusflies says:
THEN BUILD A BYPASS NEXT TO YOUR HOUSE!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Son of a..... mayor!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
D:
Icarusflies says:
THERE WILL BE TRAFFIC SOUNDS!
Icarusflies says:
MANY TRAFFIC SOUNDS!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Icarusflies says:
YES....THAT!
Icarusflies says:
Or...YOU COULD BUY ME ICE CREAM!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
:p
Icarusflies says:
Your choice old man.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
But can't your dad do that? Your house is huge, there has to be ice cream somewhere -_-
Icarusflies says:
I want YOU to get me ice cream.
Icarusflies says:
>pouts<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
You don't even like me. You still my pets, break my windows, and claim my secret books for your own. Why don't you study and books and learn how to conjure ice cream?
Icarusflies says:
Because they're BOOKS.
Icarusflies says:
I'm scanning them onto the Internets.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Kids these days -_-
Icarusflies says:
So....Ice cream or bypass?
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
That's not a good idea, the secrets could all into evil hands!
Icarusflies says:
....Your point being?
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
....the end of the world as we know it?
Icarusflies says:
...Your point being?
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Sigh* To the ice cream shop we go.
Icarusflies says:
YES!
Icarusflies says:
>hops over the fence<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Hands him a spare unicycle*
Icarusflies says:
...What is this contraption?
Donnieman v.5.1 says: ])
The most sophisticated transportation device known to man.... the unicycle.
Icarusflies says:
...I'm riding my segway.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
#%^* your Segway :P
Icarusflies says:
THE SEGWAY IS COMING WITH US
Icarusflies says:
And you also have to buy IT ice cream!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
-_-
Icarusflies says:
>evil grin<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Away we go...
Icarusflies says:
Whee!
Icarusflies says:
>squirts with water gun<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Unicycles down the street*
Icarusflies says:
>segways down the street<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Ok, we're here. *Hands him a handful of bills* Go wild.
Icarusflies says:
...I don't like this ice cream store. I want to go to THAT one.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Shakes him*
Icarusflies says:
>punches<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Judo chops*
Icarusflies says:
>calls mayor dad<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Kills mayor dad with unknown deux ex machina* :p
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
>flees for life<
Icarusflies says:
FASTER SEGWAY!
Icarusflies says:
FASTER!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
You can't run, you're actually in my dream that I control :p
Icarusflies says:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Dun dun dun
Icarusflies says:
O_o
Icarusflies says:
Your cat is an illusion too, isn't it?
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Actually, no, it's your only chance to escape.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Wait >_>
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
TO THE CAT!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
I lied?
Icarusflies says:
NO YOU DIDN'T!
Icarusflies says:
OLD PEOPLE CAN'T LIE!
Icarusflies says:
THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE SUCH BORING STORIES!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
>_<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
You're a wise one, beyond such years :p
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
TO THE CAT!!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Throws his unicycle at him*
Icarusflies says:
>slow motion dodge, ending with unicycle in the face<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Moves in to make the final blow but suddenly has a full diaper*
Icarusflies says:
O_o
Icarusflies says:
Ew, you are a smelly old person.
Icarusflies says:
>gets back to feet, and flees!<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Hey! Get back here and change me!
Icarusflies says:
NEVER!
Icarusflies says:
EVER!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Throws soiled diaper at him*
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
NOOOOOO!!!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says: (12:44:50 PM)
*Pulls an ice cream scoop launcher out of thin air and fires after him*
Icarusflies says:
NOOO!!! I shall not be covered in such filth! I cannot live anymore! >places water gun to the side of his head<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*The cat brushes against his leg*
Icarusflies says:
CAT! >grabs its tail<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
NOOOO!
Icarusflies says:
YEES!!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
You've betrayed me for the last time!
Icarusflies says:
YES! BECAUSE it's MY CAT NOW!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
But I thought she loved me?
Icarusflies says:
No, she was just waiting until you died so she could eat your face. Why else would cats hang out with old people?
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Your logic is undeniable.
Icarusflies says:
I know.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
You're smarter than you look.
Icarusflies says:
Smarter than YOU. >sticks out tongue<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
You've already won, no need to insult. Damn kids.,,
Icarusflies says:
>grabs cat and vanishes<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Vanishes.... into the nearest bathroom*
Icarusflies says:
O_o
Icarusflies says:
My eyes.
Icarusflies says:
I need to wash them.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*The proprietor of the shop stands scratching his head*
Icarusflies says:
Don't. Ask.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*He looks up. Why the shop has no ceiling, who knows.* Oh look, the stars are right,,,,
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
NOOO!!!
Icarusflies says:
I CAN SEE INTO FOREVER!!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
IT BURNS!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Far away, Li’l Cthulhu stirs*
Icarusflies says:
And the old guy...SMELLS LIKE HASTUR
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
He IS Hastur! *Once a unicycle, now a byakee*
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
x_X
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*He exits the bathroom, clad in his horrifyingly yellow cloak*
Icarusflies says:
NOOOO!!!!!
Icarusflies says:
I WAS ONLY KIDDING ABOUT THE BYPASS!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Too late...
Icarusflies says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*A smelly fog surrounds him, slowly spreading*
Icarusflies says:
>cries<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
It's the smell of broken dreams.
Icarusflies says: (1:09:11 PM)
IT SMELLS LIKE PRUNES!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
It gets worse.
Icarusflies says: (
NOOOO!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
The cat was a ploy all along.
Icarusflies says:
So old people...can lie.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Yes, old gods!
Icarusflies says:
...Old gods don't smell so bad.
Icarusflies says:
I don't believe you.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
What do you know?
Icarusflies says:
EVERYTHING!
Icarusflies says:
BECAUSE I'M AWESOME!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Shows him his face, driving him instantly insane. After a spell, he brings him back, to the sight of him and his byakees enjoying I've cream*
Icarusflies says:
@_@
Icarusflies says:
My brain feels like melting
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Who's awesome now?
Icarusflies says:
Cheese.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
You've got spunk. Wanna be a cultist?
Icarusflies says:
@_O
Icarusflies says:
Shiny cutlist.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
I'll even give you your own byakee
Icarusflies says:
Ooh, byakee!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Try it
Icarusflies says:
WHEE!!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Better than a Segway huh?
Icarusflies says:
Yus.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Hands him a hood* Wear this.
Icarusflies says:
>puts on backwards<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Slaps him and fixes it* Don't disrespect the putrid yellow garb of The Unspeakable.
Icarusflies says:
O_o
Icarusflies says:
Shiiiineeey
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Yes, shiny. Ready for the next step?
Icarusflies says:
Potato.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
I'll take that as a yes. You still be in aftershock. *Two large cultists grab his arms and Hastur personally carves the yellow sign into his new cultist's face*
Icarusflies says:
YAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Tickles doesn't it?
Icarusflies says:
M-maybe a little.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Now everyone will know how gangster you are.
Icarusflies says:
Yes!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Now, you need to learn a fine art.
Icarusflies says:
>pokes<
Icarusflies says: (1:28:13 PM)
Squishy.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Slaps*
Icarusflies says:
Not squishy...
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Slaps*
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Slaps*
Icarusflies says:
:'(
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Slaps*
Icarusflies says:
>:(
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Slaps*
Icarusflies says:
>slaps<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Breaks his arm*
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
Tickles.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Farts* That's where the smell comes from.
Icarusflies says:
Ew.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Zann, play us a haunting tune will you?
Icarusflies says: (1:31:13 PM)
Violin's are lame.
Icarusflies says: (1:31:16 PM)
He needs an electric guitar.
Donnieman v.5.1 says: (1:31:26 PM)
-__-
Icarusflies says:
Old people...
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Shows him his face again*
Icarusflies says:
@_@
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Watches him twitch and drool*
Icarusflies says:
>Twitches and drools<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Brings him back*
Icarusflies says:
@_O
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
How do you feel?
Icarusflies says:
Oranges are fuzzy
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
So are you.
Icarusflies says:
Cats.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Cat turns into a byakee*
Icarusflies says:
Squishy cat.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Slaps*
Icarusflies says:
O_O
Icarusflies says:
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
You're my loyal cultist.
Icarusflies says:
O_o
Icarusflies says:
Since when?
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
For about a week now.
Icarusflies says:
Why is my face so full of PAIN!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*Gives him a mirror*
Icarusflies says:
MY FACE! MY TERRIBLE, ELDRITCH FACE!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
I thought teens were into tattoos?
Icarusflies says:
...I didn't say I didn't like it.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Well, it's more of a carving anyway.
Icarusflies says:
Yep.
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Chicks dig the yellow sign.
Icarusflies says:
Woo-hoo!
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
*A female cultists winks from behind the ice cream counter*
Icarusflies says:
>tries to wink back, but he seems to be missing an eyelid
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Yeah... that one got lost. Use the other.
Icarusflies says:
>winks with the OTHER eye<
Donnieman v.5.1 says:
Better.
Icarusflies says:
Yes!
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