* Jerry is sitting in a chair in a living room.. reading a newspaper, "Bagman" enters the room."
Bagman- Its Me Bagman. i am the sole defender of the universe , sworn enemy of Jerry (points to Jerry) and his evil orginization...... um..uh....."Jerry"
Jerry- did you take your pills today, Owen
Bagman- Owen..... Owen is no more, Bagman is the name, and i am the greatest superhero ever
Jerry- Wonderful
Bagman- Jerry, your reign of terror is coming to an end, now surrender peacefully or prepare for......WAR
Jerry- Ok.. dude are you like 5
Bagman- you think this is a joke, Jerry.. huh you think im playing
Jerry- No, i think your an idiot
Bagman- Jerry, you were always one for jokes, well no more come with me and you won't get hurt
Jerry- yeah I'll pass
Bagman- Jerry........
Jerry- Owen..........
Bagman- Its Bagman...
Jerry- how about Moron, huh lets leave it that.. compromise
Bagman- SHUT UP!!!.....and come with me,..... Before i hurt you
Jerry- What intensity..
Bagman- Fine Jerry i didn't want to do this, but i must.. if you won't come with me.. I'll make you... i am going to hurt you
Jerry- ok
Bagman- get up, and lets fight
Jerry- fight you?? (chuckles)
Bagman- oh you don't think i can fight
Jerry- No, you suck
Bagman- SHUT UP!!!
Jerry- Owen, can you please stop this.. Im not in the mood
Bagman- Jerry.. you really think i will take orders from a pathetic evil villian like you
Jerry- Owen, stop this you been going on about this "Bagman" for a month, can't you actully do something.. i don't know productive... actully contribute something to society
Bagman- You know what Jerry, that's what you and your orginization of evil villians want me to think, but see i know what im doing, i know my calling in life
Jerry- to be the biggest retard on the face of planet
Bagman- TO BE.. the defender of the universe, the beacon of hope.. the leader of the next- generation superheroes, to lead them into battle.. so humanity can move on..
Jerry- ok i don't really know much about "superheroes" or comic books or whatnot, but YOU leading something.. NO... Never in a million years....
Bagman- SHUT UP!.... fight me you coward
Jerry- dude just go leave me alone, reach puberty, do anything, i don't care just GO..
Bagman- no more talking, today we will finish this... once and for all......
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