The Avengers vs. Kaiju

The Avengers team from the 2012 movie vs. 4 Kaiju from Pacific Rim. Morals are off, takes place in abandoned San Francisco, no civilians. Everyone's equipment/gear as it was in the movie (so Tony has Mark 7 armour, for example). 10 mins prep for the Avengers.

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the only ones i see remaining is probably thor and hulk. hulk would eventually die, angry or not he is not immortal and anger has limits. thor is immortal or something i think because he is a god. thor would survive and probably flee and think of a better plan after everyone dies. iron even in his mark 7 armour is simply not enough he is no jaeger robot.

Thor pwns with his lightning that kills leviathens, Hulk can jump on them and rip them apart and iron man has $0 armours to fly into kaijuu's and stomp

This is a really awful Mismatch in Pacifc Rim's favor.

The first Kaiju Tresspasser solos the Avengers without trying.

thor has lightning and he can just fly through them all. hulk will knock some of them out. the rest are just distractions who will eventually die

They got handled by Godzilla xD but on a serious note the avengers finds a way

The Kaiju are stronger and more durable than MoS Kryptonians, so how is this a fair fight?

I love the Avengers, but they lose.

It's not that easy. One does not simply tear apart a monster that tanks nukes easily.

MoS Kryptonians being hurt only by their own kind is an NLF. You could say that Galactus couldn't beat them because they were only hurt by each other.

A nuke killed the entire Chitauri armada. Thor's lightning killed about 10 foot soldiers. If a Kaiju can take 3 nukes and 100 missiles before dying, Thor's lightning won't be much of a problem.

Iron Man's suits............ got stomped by Extremis agents. He could make them self destruct in it's mouth and nothing would happen.

kaijus stomp so hard

@sebast_allen: actually kryptonians were koed by missiles Kaiju barely noticed the rest were killed by by a planes crushing into their ship and a black hole that couldn't stop Louis falling

They were KO'd due to the sensory overload (and not missiles), because they just received their powers.

This is all based on the assumption that the Kaiju will just stand there with their mouths open.

They cant react to being entered...

They can be entered through their noses...

Through their ears...

Through their eyes...

Kaijuu arnt tagging any of these characters

They're not that slow. And the Avengers aren't that fast. And how are they damaging creature that withstand nukes like they're nothing?

mark 2 armour was hypersonic... New suits wont ever be tagged by kaijuu, and 40 of them, if they get in the kaijuu's its over, thor is also hypersonic +, like when he cleared the ice giants land, he also gets in them easily, hulk jumps on them and gets in, thats all they need to win

First off, it matters which 4 kaiju. Leatherback had a ridiculously powerful EMP that may even cause iron man some trouble, tho he has defenses for that. Otherwise, Thor kills at least one instantly as its getting out of the water, Tony launches a nuke, that's two and another weakened....provided Slattern is there. Hulk could probably straight up fight a weaker one, with help this is definite. Captain america handles publicity, Hawkeye films, Scarlett Jo-slammin' trips and breaks the heel of her shoe just outside my house n I bring her in and make her tea for which she's really grateful. Like...really grateful :)

And nick fury crashes the aircraft carrying aircraft on the last one its dead. Avengers win after long fight

This though jo-slamming is with me *thretening face*

@sebast_allen: #20 Posted by Sebast_Allen (303 posts) - 2 hours, 49 minutes ago - Show Bio

@thelocust619 said:

First off, it matters which 4 kaiju. Leatherback had a ridiculously powerful EMP that may even cause iron man some trouble, tho he has defenses for that. Otherwise, Thor kills at least one instantly as its getting out of the water, Tony launches a nuke, that's two and another weakened....provided Slattern is there. Hulk could probably straight up fight a weaker one, with help this is definite. Captain america handles publicity, Hawkeye films, Scarlett Jo-slammin' trips and breaks the heel of her shoe just outside my house n I bring her in and make her tea for which she's really grateful. Like...really grateful :)

And nick fury crashes the aircraft carrying aircraft on the last one its dead. Avengers win after long fight

This though jo-slamming is with me *thretening face*

Now if this were Jessica Alba I might let it go....a few years ago, no, but now sure. But Scarlett Joslammin' ?! Ima go make friends with Trollzen, then we'll see who is who with who but really who. Yea.

Thor has no feats suggesting he could harm a Kaiju in the slightest, much less insta-kill one. Nukes have already been shown to barely phase a Kaiju, setting aside the fact that Tony has no nukes. Hulk doesn't have the strength feats to stand up to a Kaiju. The category 3's were able to rip skyscrapers out of the ground.

Kaijuu's insides were like ours in durability, if they get into the kaijuu's its over

Avengers win

Bull crap.

- The Kaiju were ably to take bites out of Jaegars like Gipsy Danger, Cherno Alpha, and Crimson Typhoon who are much more durable than anybody on team Avengers.

- Not only that, Kaiju have toxic blood and some Kaiju like Otachi have acid saliva.

No one on team Avengers has shown any resistance to dangerous chemicals or getting burned out to death.

And here's why a blitz from Ironman won't work. Here we see a Kaiju getting shot all over by missiles and tank bombs.

Then one of the jets decides to blitz the Kaiju which are much larger and than Ironman and his suits traveling at hypersonic speeds.

Want to know what happened?

KAIJU EFFORTLESS CURBE-STOMP!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah this takes place before the movie.

@sebast_allen:

1) The men were all wearing hazmat suits to protect themselves from the Kaiju's toxins. No one on team Avengers can withstand toxic chemicals (even Ironman without suit) because they have no feats of resisting toxic chemicals.

2) So Acid= Lighting? Actually it's Acid/=Lighting.

- Lighting is a heated substance that travels through thin air from charged electrons.

- Acid is a dissolving enzyme which no one on team Avengers has proof their tanking.

3) I don't get what your saying. But I'll explain ^ feat.

- A pilot of an F-35 jet plane decided to pull off a sidewinder down the Kaiju's throat, which is what Ironman would likely do. An F-35 jet can go at hypersonic speeds like Ironman and weighs much more than him.

29,300 lbs vs 600 lbs.

So if a jet plane would be destroyed if tried to pull off something like that... So will Ironman.

...You do realize what the Avengers are fighting...Right? Tresspasser would obviously die, but Slattern...He's the type of guy that FW Godzilla would fight. And barely beat...

The avengers would have too much difficulty taking down a single kaiju let alone 4.

Leatherback's emp solos all their electronics including iron man.