Bizarro vs. Thor

Bizarro

vs.

Thor Odinson

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- In character

- No prep

- Battle takes place in the sky above Boston, in broad daylight on a partly cloudy day.

- Win by death

Since Bizarro goes back and forth this is "twisted and confused" Bizarro, not "can't tie his shoes" Bizarro.

Both are at full power but without any extras (Rune Thor, etc). Remember that Bizarro does not share Superman's weakness to magic.

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Crap, I could have sworn I put it in battles, how did it get here? who do I ask again? Sorry, I'm kinda new.

Now Bizzy is Joke . He can Slaughter Thor Pretty easily he doesn't hold back with speed and power and his durability is insane

Been done.

Really? I looked for it but didn't find it.

Thor slaughters him.

Thor beats him.

Bizarro would win. He has all of Superman's strengths and none of his weaknesses. His only issue is his lack of intellect but Thor isn't a combat genius himself.

2.. Bizarro am Superman with always holding back.

1. Bizarro am loser here.

2.. Bizarro am Superman with always holding back.

1. Bizarro am loser here.

IMO, Thor could kill Superman, himself. An idiotic decoy would be hard. Bizzaro has no reason to hold back, though. HE BE EVIL. Thor wins though. More sheer power.

Updated OP to make it sexier.

@Vance Astro: He's saying Bizarro won't hold back and that he'd win. Backwards way of thinking and talking is Bizarro's way.

Thor.

Bizzaro will kill Thor.

Ba-ba-ba-bump! C'mon, guys, some people are saying one thing, some people another, freakin' debate n' stuff!

Thor goes down...

@Joygirl: Sometimes if you search for one combatant versus another, it does make a difference in the search as to whose name you put first.

For instance, "Bizarro vs Thor" will not get you results for "Thor vs Bizarro."

Bizarro am lightning man's best dream.

Void Paladin said it best, IMO. Bizarro's a killer Superman who does use his speed as an opening move rather than take the first hit to judge how tough his opponent is.

BTW, what is it with people not giving reasons and just giving names around here?

Thor gives him cookies and milk, and in time, hits him with one of his 'Kill-Superman' blows.

i go with Bizarro here. simple function. all superman's powers minus no holding back=Disaster!

Although he doesn't use much of his other powers besides "smash"... but he certainly could use flame breath or ice eyes... and as for search function, I looked on Google which usually doesn't have that problem, ah well.

@venomoushatred1001 said:

Thor.

Dies.

@Nightcrawler23 said:

IMO, Thor could kill Superman, himself. An idiotic decoy would be hard. Bizzaro has no reason to hold back, though. HE BE EVIL. Thor wins though. More sheer power.

Not at all Thor cannot win against superman. You are surely mistaken. Speed and power over Thor the onslaught that would reach Thor. What if Supes Grabs Thor Hands? Then what Lobotomize him? Kicks or hits away thor Hammer then What . Even fight him with the hammer Thor Loses. Again Thor uses one power at a time. When he uses his hammer those precious few seconds he takes the Spin the Hammer is a loss for Thor. Supes would be too much . You know what would happen if a blitz reaches Thor Ther eis nothing he can do to stop it. This is in character for supes to use this plus intangibility Supes slaughters him. Now against a freak of nature like Bizzaro even superman has trouble with him. I recall a comic where supes knocks him from one side of the earth to the next all Bizzaro was doing was smiling. HE is too strong too fast even wonder woman has a hard time fighting him/

I believe Bizarro beat Diana, actually. I know there's a picture floating around of him stepping on her limp form.

Thor should take this.

@Void_Paladin said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

Thor.

Dies.

Horribly.

@comicdude23 said:

Thor slaughters him.

Verily!!!

Bizarro.

Bizarro.

@King Saturn said:

for some reason the idea of Bizarro banging Thor's own Hammer against The God of Thunder's head come to mind... "Bizarro Hammer White She Man with Silver Helmet"

this is the funniest (and oldest) post i've read today; also, it is true.

Thor in character loses.

Out of character he can win.

Thor.

@laflux said:

Thor in character loses.

Out of character he can win.

Bizarro is pretty much a constantly bloodlusted Superman. I don't see Thor winning.

Bizarro definitely takes this. He can easily take the first few hits Thor would be able to give out thanks to his equal to superman durability. Take away the magic weakness and considering he is just Superman blood lusted at all times and I don't think Thor has an answer for the murderblitz coming his way.

Probably Thor.

Thor wins.

@venomoushatred1001 said:

Thor.

Bizarro am loser.

Might go with Thor

@comicdude23 said:

Thor slaughters him.

@Sethlol said:

Bizarro.

Bump

Woahh! I'm gonna side with Thor on this one.

Bizarro

@raw_material: @dondave:

You two!

DUEL TO THE DEATH.