Beat the Doctor and John Constantine (protip: you can't)

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John Constantine + The Doctor

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Conditions

  • Your team has a minimum of two characters, maximum of four
  • Nobody who can naturally warp reality/is omnipotent (e.g. Living Tribunal or Presence)
  • John and the Doctor have six days of prep, your team has three
  • All feats allowed for John and Doctor, you decide on yours (e.g. New-52, Pre-Crisis, etc.)
  • Both your team and my team have full knowledge on each other
  • Morals off
  • Victory by kill, incap or permanent BFR

Can you beat these two prep legends?

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Dark Schneider and Galactus.

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@iheartzombies92:

I......I just cant debate against the doctor with 6 days prep with that much prep time he could take down omnipotents

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Dark Schneider and Galactus.

Galactus is a reality warper.

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@godtriggerhulk said:

Dark Schneider and Galactus.

Galactus is a reality warper.

Thanks for the opinion, both you guys, but the good doctor can apparently solo Galactus with four days of prep :D

@iheartzombies92:

I......I just cant debate against the doctor with 6 days prep with that much prep time he could take down omnipotents

Yeah, I know, right? :D

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@ryanburns:

Bhahahah the doctor wth 6 days prep solocurbs both of them

@godtriggerhulk:

no reality warping powers , and the doctor steals the ultimate nullifier which solos Galctus without the rest of the prep, John con can rig up some anti magic for DS ( who has no prep feats) at worst the doctor time loops DS

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#10  Edited By Cor_Tsar

John Constatine teleports team out of Universe so they can have some time. Jimmy uses hypnobeam to make it so Stewie and Farnsworth have control, recognition, and understanding of all previous devices and experiments. Farnsworth then puts the Universe in a box and crushes it while outside of said thing he destroys, then Stewie goes back thru time with the group and recreates the Universe. Bam.

Edit: Oh wait, did not see you had john Constatine, oh well, switch him out for Magick, it's not like they're needed for much except for teleporting out of the universe.

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#12  Edited By Cjdavis103

@cor_tsar: Right ...

The doctor in prep is already back in time and john has already Forced the Gods of creation to tag team with them to kill them

or the Doctor mearly uses te final souoution to destroy the universe before your team can leave it and be in a diferant universe using the classic tardis

The doctor recruits an army of tire 4 aliens and John tricks Gods and demons of two universes to ambush you outside of the universe you just destroyed

or the doctor goes back in time and causes a paradox that kills your team before thee fight even begins ( while protecting his own timeline) or just sics John with prep o each of your team

Do not challenge the Doctor in a battle of time manip he will kill you with a big ball of timey whimy stuff

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The Master and Ahzek Ahriman

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@cjdavis103:

I feel as though i can argue your points, but it would be near pointless. All that unnecessary time jumping and universe creating and universe destroying and putting a universe in a box, will just get extremely scattered and confusing... hmm, this seems problematic, but interesting.

Thanks for the replies!

Thanks for creating a dope thread that is sure to confuse many once details get involved, but i like being confused, so i'll probably be watching this thread

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@cor_tsar: It would be a great season of Doctor Who, lots of time chaos Plot weapons, universal destruction I would pay good money to see this

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Black Dynamite (All feats/composite)

Black Panther (All feats)

Muhammad Ali (yes from the comics)

Ultimate Nick Fury

Sad to say man, but we win. Easily at that.

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@cjdavis103: Agreed, 100%... and i don't even like Dr Who that much, but i'd still pay great money.

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@darkraiden:

umm WTH the Doctor is on a universal level with prep with all of time and space a his play ground and John messes with beings like God and saten and and made an archangel his plaything with prep how are they going to be a threat to them?

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Doctor Doom

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Doctor strange

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@cjdavis103:

How does the Doctor know what the Ultimate Nullifier is?

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@godtriggerhulk: Prep time the Doctor researches Galictus he can go anywhere in time and space he can find it copy/replace it with minimum effort

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@darkraiden: Lol

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Strong enough to defeat any and all white oppressors.

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@darkraiden:

umm WTH the Doctor is on a universal level with prep with all of time and space a his play ground and John messes with beings like God and saten and and made an archangel his plaything with prep how are they going to be a threat to them?

Um...Black Dynamite throws his shuriken and cuts their heads off. If they survive he calmly walks up to them and punches them in the face. Afro cuts them up, Black Panther can hit them with countless Energy Daggers (burn nerves, are intangible if he wants). Muhammad Ali can kick alien and human ass alike, and I almost forgot, Black Dynamite can throw rocks.....from the moon...accurately.....and have them crash down as meteors. So he can just take his time throwing tons of rocks towards them and watch them be bombarded by tons of meteors.

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@cor_tsar said:

@darkraiden: Lol

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Strong enough to defeat any and all white oppressors.

Exactly. This guy gets it. Especially with Black Dynamite, Muhammad Ali AND Black Panther (the name says it all) on the same team. It's SUPER Black Power.

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Zoom, Captain Marvel, Spectre and Doctor Fate.

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#31  Edited By Albertphytagoras

Flash (kingdom come).

Trion Juggernaut.

Dark Schneider.

Maybe.

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@cjdavis103: wait, i just realized something. WTH are you doing here? This thread was made for people to put in their combinations of characters to see if they can beat these two... why are you just here, saying that the doctor would beat everyone? This is a "beat my team" thread if anyone os to defend the doctor and john, it should be the OP poster...

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Thanos, Reed Richards, and Dr. Doom.

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@albertphytagoras: @experio: @phantomlantern8: @dratini1331:

@cjdavis103: wait, i just realized something. WTH are you doing here? This thread was made for people to put in their combinations of characters to see if they can beat these two... why are you just here, saying that the doctor would beat everyone? This is a "beat my team" thread if anyone os to defend the doctor and john, it should be the OP poster...

Well hey, if CJ knows more about the Doctor, why shouldn't he defend him? I know more about Constantine, personally.

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Mr.Majestic

Tao

Batman

Dr.Doom

Honorable mentions: T'challa Deathstroke, Thanos, Promethius

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@cjdavis103: sorry 'bout that, I literally woke up on the wrong side of the bed... @iheartzombies92: ok, well i cant think of anyone to beat these two.... at least under these circumstances :-(

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Right then, time to get to the nitty gritty.

@ryanburns How could Batman and Doom take down Doctor and John Con? Batman has a relatively limited arsenal, compared to the scale of this battle, and is slightly outclassed here. Doom is a worthy opponent, but I don't see what prep feat puts him above John Con and Doctor, considering they have double his prep time.

@jwwprod Sorry, don't know about Tao. And aside from his various artefacts, what kind of prep feats does Thanos have?

@chaos_prime Okay, nice list, wise choice sticking another Time Lord in there. But how would the others measure up?

@darkraiden ... I admit defeat.

@experio Isn't Black Panther outclassed a little? And is this classic Strange? I assume it is.

@phantomlantern8 Nice, but isn't the Spectre a reality warper?

@albertphytagoras Very good list, lots of raw power - but I don't think these guys have any real prep feats (aside from DS, but I could be wrong).

@dratini1331 Those pictures are badass. But who are they?

@auction_sniper Maybe, but what feats does Thanos have that are better than the team's?

@mikep12 Wouldn't Batman get stomped pretty quickly?

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#41  Edited By Cjdavis103

@darkraiden: Ah I get it trolling

any ways The doctor goes back in time and encourages Black dynamite to become a successful layurer that advocates civild rights

@experio: oh a challenger!!! still see johns prep taking strange and lloki and the doctor can rrig up prep that crushes Doom an BP

@albertphytagoras: Okay that is a lot of power, DS is I think is a reality warper Juges The doctor can BFR to the end of time , KC flash..... I see doctor moving a planet to beat him ( can KC flash fly?) KC flash is an issue I will admit

@mikep12:

good choice might be an issue

yeah I do not see him having the feats to stop the Doctor from manipulating him from a distance or orgainiseing his distruction from another galaxy and time period

..... right I am not even going to address this Batman is a non factor

Dr doom again is an impressive sorcery but john con with 3 moths more prep then him? John takes him very quickly or just sabatoges his magic and watch as it blows up in dooms face ( he has time travel with the doctor )

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#43  Edited By mikep12

@iheartzombies92: Designs a god batsuit by getting equipment from across the DCU or the others help him or some other form of outside help you never said that was against the rules so maybe an amp from the wizard Shazam

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#44  Edited By God_of_Batman

A bloodlusted, Out-of-character, morals off Alucard and Batman.

Alucard wins via permanently BFRing The Doctor and John into his coffin. Batman's just there for a snack in case Alucard gets a bit peckish during the prep time.

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@chaos_prime: Nice move with the master the Doctor can take him out that will limit him and will have some serious timy whimy damage to the universe

I see this team being the biggest threat to the Doctor and John

I stll see them wining but with with few more scares and he Dotor might be forced to regenerate

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#46  Edited By Beware_My_Power

Hmmmmmm..... right now i wanna say reed richards and doom.... but idk who else, pretty sure they would need help.

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@iheartzombies92 said:

@auction_sniper Maybe, but what feats does Thanos have that are better than the team's?

Taking control of the entire 616verse (Infinity Gauntlet), and to an extent, the omniverse (HoTU). It doesn't sound impressive in context, but it's more impressive when you see/read it. Now, I've heard arguments of Constantine being on par with Thanos w/prep.

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@god_of_batman: and what's stopping John con from getting God and saten to tag team him or just prepping a spell to BFR alacard to hell and strip him of his powers or the doctor seding him into a galaxy wide black hole or slapping him in the face with a massive paradox

bat man is still a non factor

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