Axe Cop vs. Bomb Queen

Axe Cop

vs.

Bomb Queen

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- In character

- One day prep for both

- Battle takes place in New Port City, starting 100 feet away.

- Axe Cop can use cartoon and webcomic feats. Just comic feats for Bomb Queen (obviously)

- PIS on and dialed up to 11.

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You gave Axe Cop prep? He stomps. He calls in every single obscure character he's ever faced off before and leads an entire army against Bomb Queen with his wife: female Abraham Lincoln.

Yeah that's a thing.

Something tells me you've never met Bomb Queen.

No. But I've met Axe Cop. I mean, the guy beat Chuck Norris (not just Chuck Norris. "Meme" Chuck Norris). Also, you put PIS on, so Axe Cop is guaranteed a win.

Umm, that's her costume, sweet d*mns, and honey yams.

Bomb Queen is above Squirrel Girl in PIS IIRC.

She created a (retroactive, "mwahaha I have planned this all already") plan, that involved her own death, then uploading her consciousness into a supercomputer and creating a clone of herself that leaded to her conquering the entire world. She solo'd a hellspawn and absorbed the suit within like, a page, and became the "Spawn Queen" for a short time. Her PIS is off the charts.

@pr0metheus said:

'Nuff said.

Pretty sure it'll be a stalemate. I mean with these two ridiculous characters how could it not be? Then again...BQ is powered by the Underworld(she even took over the Underworld IIRC and learned everything) and already has beaten other PIS chars(Editor Girl to name one, can't recall any others atm...least I am pretty sure Editor Girl is that, EG's powers didn't work on BQ). Also having a ridiculous healing factor(healing wounds immediatly etc), super strength and durability, immunity to magic, so on so forth. Also being a skilled combatant, able to defeat superheroes with just that and also having high agility moving across the city very quickly and dodging enemy attacks.

She is also a genuis, created her own Occularium, she has several Iron Man ish type of suits, also what Joygirl said she had a plan to die, to make herself a clone to take over the world. So am sure she is just gonna come up with some hax plan that she pulls outta her *** at some point.

But I don't see how a PIS char is suppose to be beat really...even if you include another PIS char.

Ends in some kind of PIS sex.

Bump

Pretty sure Axe Cop would be distracted by her... bombs.

If not, their immense PIS collide, and they create Squirrel World.

Bomb Queen for sheer hawtness:

@wyldsong said:

Bomb Queen for sheer hawtness:

SCHWING!

@wyldsong: You know BQ has actually used that to her advantage, so it's actually possible she would lol.

Yup, BQ is a little on the freaky side=)

@wyldsong: Quite lol, but then again she is a villain that doesn't mess around! Other villains could learn a thing or two!

It sucks her comics are so lewd and sexual(though I don't mind I love it really), would be fun to make her a respect thread!

For the first time, this is actually the most probable ending for a fight.

It does make it problematic to show scans to defend her in battle threads=)

@wyldsong: Sure does!

Technically this is true of any thread involving Bomb Queen.

Literally any one.

@joygirl: No shame! She doesn't care what people think of her! Good for her!

@wolfrazer: Never put any shame on her. :P if she should be shameful of anything it's that her title, for the most part, sucks.

@joygirl: True, but that is opinion. :P But ya...I just see this ending at some PIS sex something or another.

@wyldsong: Just edit the scans with a black bar.