Zombie Survival Weapon

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#51 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: Someones slacking off at work lol
#52 Posted by Jake Fury (19269 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool:
I am devoting equal amounts of time to work and play. LOL
#53 Posted by CDviper (9111 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury said:
"2 pens A pencil 2 packs of post it notes A stress ball A pack of Halls throat drops A stapler  Scotch tape.  Damnit. "

this makes me think of MacGyver
#54 Posted by Mahtu (191 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm, lets see directly to my left i have the choice between a bo staff, a steel smith and wesson baton, and a boot knife..... good thing i'm paranoid and sleep with these things by my bed.

#55 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mahtu: I counter your bo staff, a steel smith and wesson baton, and a boot knife and raise you a Ka-Bar, 10 gauge Shotgun, Machete and three throwing knives
#56 Posted by Tenno (141 posts) - - Show Bio

Onyx Anubis Statue, COME AT ME BRO
 

#57 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19759 posts) - - Show Bio

There's only my cupboard to the left. I wish it was to the right, since i've got a million textbooks over there :(

#58 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@rogue_mar1e: hmmm are you on a laptop? turn around, problem solved.
#59 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19759 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool: lolol no, desktop computer xP
#60 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@rogue_mar1e said:
" @Mikepool: lolol no, desktop computer xP "
do the cupboards have doors? take those off and hit the zombies with them
#61 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19759 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool said:
" @rogue_mar1e said:
" @Mikepool: lolol no, desktop computer xP "
do the cupboards have doors? take those off and hit the zombies with them "
I can't take the doors off :S 
I'll just use a shoe or coat hanger something inside the cupboard >__>
#62 Posted by karrob (4264 posts) - - Show Bio

A binder??? Well I am fast! Smh

#63 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@rogue_mar1e said:
" @Mikepool said:
" @rogue_mar1e said:
" @Mikepool: lolol no, desktop computer xP "
do the cupboards have doors? take those off and hit the zombies with them "
I can't take the doors off :S I'll just use a shoe or coat hanger something inside the cupboard >__> "
You might wanna stick with running from the undead if that's whats to your left....
#64 Posted by buttersdaman000 (10583 posts) - - Show Bio

My gat and my shank
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

#65 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

A chair. 
 
I'll be fine.

#66 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12273 posts) - - Show Bio

A cereal box? I am f*cked.
#67 Posted by ThanoStomp (794 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheRegalBeast said:
" Box of Kleenex and/or a jar of Vicks vapor rub...  
Don't even want to know what your doing with that.... 
 
 
I've got fingernail clippers - with the swing out file,  and a golf glove.  I'll stab and snip the bastards into pieces.  The golf glove will help keep the infectious blood spatter from getting on my clipper-wielding hand.
#68 Posted by ThanoStomp (794 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury:  
 
@CDviper said:

" @Jake Fury said:

"2 pens A pencil 2 packs of post it notes A stress ball A pack of Halls throat drops A stapler  Scotch tape.  Damnit. "
this makes me think of MacGyver "
Exactly what I was thinking!  Channel your inner MacGyver and you'll have a semi-automatic staple gun!     Staple to the brainstem = perma dead zombie. You're good to go. 
#69 Posted by Mahtu (191 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool said:
" @Mahtu: I counter your bo staff, a steel smith and wesson baton, and a boot knife and raise you a Ka-Bar, 10 gauge Shotgun, Machete and three throwing knives "
Well then lol.  But don't forget, I also have my ingenuity which allows me to turn seemingly harmless items like aerosol cheese or deodorant sticks into deadly weapons! mwahaha!
#70 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mahtu said:
" @Mikepool said:
" @Mahtu: I counter your bo staff, a steel smith and wesson baton, and a boot knife and raise you a Ka-Bar, 10 gauge Shotgun, Machete and three throwing knives "
Well then lol.  But don't forget, I also have my ingenuity which allows me to turn seemingly harmless items like aerosol cheese or deodorant sticks into deadly weapons! mwahaha! "
We shall see...
#71 Posted by Polygon (12 posts) - - Show Bio

Thundergun FTW!

#72 Posted by lagoon_boy (10878 posts) - - Show Bio
There's a lot of things in my right.
 
  •  A glass table
  • A cabinet (Wood)
  • Two dictionaries
  • A sofa
  • A vase
  • A small jar
  • Two gloves
  • One shin pad
  • Air conditioner
  • A clock.
#73 Posted by hydrabob--defunct (14833 posts) - - Show Bio

how far to the left, closest thing to you? cuz the closest thing is a bottle of Gatorade, but a little farther is a phone, laptop, and speakers.

#74 Posted by Mercy_ (91888 posts) - - Show Bio

A pencil and paper.........

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#75 Posted by RUSTMAN (183 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes! my incredibly sturdy metal music stand... I knew there was a reason why i didn't get a cheap plastic one...

#76 Posted by Omarpool (6760 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Dark Huntress said:
" A pencil and paper......... "
Ball the paper up and you have a projectile (Note: I didn't say good projectile). Use the pencil to stab the undead in the eyes. If this fails use the paper and pencil to write down your final thoughts.
 
Now to my left is Mikepool. Guess I'll use him as a club or human shield.
#77 Posted by Mercy_ (91888 posts) - - Show Bio
@Omarpool said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" A pencil and paper......... "
Ball the paper up and you have a projectile (Note: I didn't say good projectile). Use the pencil to stab the undead in the eyes. If this fails use the paper and pencil to write down your final thoughts.  Now to my left is Mikepool. Guess I'll use him as a club or human shield. "
The second I saw the pencil the nifty little trick that Joker does in TDK came to mind. xD
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#78 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@Omarpool said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" A pencil and paper......... "
Ball the paper up and you have a projectile (Note: I didn't say good projectile). Use the pencil to stab the undead in the eyes. If this fails use the paper and pencil to write down your final thoughts.  Now to my left is Mikepool. Guess I'll use him as a club or human shield. "

So does that mean that if you use me as a club I can use the guy to my left as a club as well?
#79 Posted by Caligula (12386 posts) - - Show Bio

A mechanical pencil (running low on lead). with a little finesse I could get out of my house alive.

#80 Posted by Omarpool (6760 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool: Of course you can.
 
@The Dark Huntress: Great minds think alike I guess. :P
#81 Posted by cyberninja (10383 posts) - - Show Bio

An iPod on a portable speakers? PERFECT, if i just put on heavy-duty ear protectors and blast Rebecca Black's "Friday" on my iPod that should make every zombie in a 5 mile radius head explode, BRILLIANT.  Who knew zombies had good taste in music.  

#82 Posted by one_upper (1067 posts) - - Show Bio

Keyboard. I'm going to go Wesley Gibson all over those Zombies
#83 Posted by Doctor!!!!! (1886 posts) - - Show Bio

Compound Bow..... with Fire arrows!
#84 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio

BUMP!  
 
A can of Monster Rehab... or a lamp...

#85 Posted by JediXMan (31330 posts) - - Show Bio
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#86 Posted by goldenshot80 (7303 posts) - - Show Bio
On the left is more pencils.. Damn again...
#87 Posted by God_Spawn (38399 posts) - - Show Bio

A box of pepper jack cheez-its. I'll use them like little throwing stars.

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#88 Posted by mark5 (1207 posts) - - Show Bio

A notebook. 
Hmmm... could use the binder to smack them on the head. But not if there's a lot of them. 
:(

#89 Posted by JediXMan (31330 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh, I see. My bad; I actually have to pick an item that's on my left.
 
.... I stick with my lightsaber comment. Not real but hey, it's hard and it'll work better than a small pencil.

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#90 Posted by Phylos (2675 posts) - - Show Bio

i have an exacto knife along with biking gloves, can you say badass?
#91 Posted by cyberninja (10383 posts) - - Show Bio

wacom tablet.....well, I'm screwed. 

#92 Posted by Obtrusive (1656 posts) - - Show Bio

I wish it was a samurai sword.  Alas external hard drive.

#93 Posted by TheCerealKillz (10234 posts) - - Show Bio

A can of coke?

#94 Posted by _Grifter_ (11882 posts) - - Show Bio

Printer.....

#95 Posted by MarvelJackAss433 (12210 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool
I got a large Fan with a durable wire
 
Fan with durable wire=Wrecking-Ball
#96 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@MarvelJackAss433: you sound like someone whose played Dead Rising... lol
#97 Posted by MarvelJackAss433 (12210 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool: All Three Games,plus both the Left 4 Dead Games and Resident Evil games :D
#98 Edited by dewboy01 (1499 posts) - - Show Bio

Nunchuck, airsoft guns, kitchen knife, baseball bats, cue sticks.

#99 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17449 posts) - - Show Bio
@MarvelJackAss433: Zombie games ftw! have you heard about the Zombie Apocalypse MMO being made?
#100 Posted by MarvelJackAss433 (12210 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool: O_O Zombie MMO?!?!?

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