Zombie Survival Weapon

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#1 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio

This should be fun... 
 

#2 Posted by Darkseid Elite (8424 posts) - - Show Bio

Aww damn I'm fudged, all I got is my computer speaker. I'd find a way to work with it though.
#3 Posted by King Saturn (224286 posts) - - Show Bio
I have the Infinity Gauntlet sitting to my left on my Bed... I guess I am Straight... :P
#4 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio

A cup with a little milk in it? Great.

#5 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio
@Darkseid Elite said:
" Aww damn I'm fudged, all I got is my computer speaker. I'd find a way to work with it though. "
speakers come in pairs that are connected by a cord, can you say nun-chuks?
#6 Posted by Nefarious (20630 posts) - - Show Bio

Power Gem.

#7 Posted by cattlebattle (12820 posts) - - Show Bio

A Phone!!.........I...........AM..................F**ked
#8 Posted by Darkseid Elite (8424 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool:
Ha, I'll go Bruce Lee on the zombies.
#9 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio

w00t i happen to have a sledgehammer handle on my bed next to me (Btw it is nicked name good'ol A$$ wooper)
#10 Posted by .Spider-man. (3940 posts) - - Show Bio

A caad 7 Cannondale road bike.

#11 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio

If it was my right i would be boned xD i got my ipod on my right and my weapon of choice on my left xD

#12 Posted by RemyLeBeau (414 posts) - - Show Bio

My sofa.... Guess I'll ask the zombies to relax? I'm dead

#13 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9190 posts) - - Show Bio

A fork. Yes!

#14 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4741 posts) - - Show Bio

Phew, my wakizashi. Best drunken investment ever.

#15 Posted by TheRegalBeast (48 posts) - - Show Bio

Box of Kleenex and/or a jar of Vicks vapor rub...  I'm F'ed or I am already turning into a Zombie.

#16 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh snap, I'ma kick some zombie arse with my socks!

Moderator
#17 Posted by DeadpoolvIronFist (2416 posts) - - Show Bio

My fiance.
 
Yeah I'm screwed.

#18 Posted by The Sadhu (853 posts) - - Show Bio

A calendar... crap... I'm screwed!
#19 Posted by CDviper (9115 posts) - - Show Bio
@deadpoolvironfist said:
"My fiance.  Yeah I'm screwed. "

One does not have to out run the bear but he must out run his friends *taps own nose and winks before running off*
#20 Posted by DeadpoolvIronFist (2416 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Sadhu said:
" A calendar... crap... I'm screwed! "
Maybe it can control time and you can go back and stop the Zombies from ever existing. 
#21 Posted by OmegaTheDestroyer (1009 posts) - - Show Bio

to the left of me are all my movies one being batman begins, does that mean I have Batman to help fight off zombies cause that would be awesome.lol

#22 Posted by CATPANEXE (9368 posts) - - Show Bio

a curtain? ha! the zombies don't even know I'm hiding here! take that you undead peeping toms!

#23 Posted by .o0Johnny0o. (757 posts) - - Show Bio

I shall hold back the hoardes with a lovefilm gift card and a wall with a bad plaster job.
 
They've been warned.

#24 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio
@.o0Johnny0o. said:
" I shall hold back the hoardes with a lovefilm gift card and a wall with a bad plaster job.  They've been warned. "
lol I shall inform the undead hordes not to triffle with the likes of you
#25 Posted by The Sadhu (853 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadpoolvironfist said:

" @The Sadhu said:
" A calendar... crap... I'm screwed! "
Maybe it can control time and you can go back and stop the Zombies from ever existing.  "


 

I hope so!
#26 Posted by bag_o_x_men (682 posts) - - Show Bio

Shotgun and bastard sword.  I'm set.  Sweet. 

#27 Posted by Saint_of_Guns (112 posts) - - Show Bio

wire-rack shelving. those zombies are screwed.

#28 Posted by biggkeem89 (1421 posts) - - Show Bio

Luckily, I keep a hunting knife on my nightstand. Finger pointed right to it. Zombie killing time!

#29 Posted by mikethekiller (8424 posts) - - Show Bio

hmm...I guess I can use my lamp like a staff.

#30 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio
@biggkeem89 said:
" Luckily, I keep a hunting knife on my nightstand. Finger pointed right to it. Zombie killing time! "
smart man
#31 Posted by biggkeem89 (1421 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mikepool said:
" @biggkeem89 said:
" Luckily, I keep a hunting knife on my nightstand. Finger pointed right to it. Zombie killing time! "
smart man "
Oddly enough, it was a gift from my ex-girlfriends, in case of Zombie Apocalypse. lol
#32 Posted by riotman (716 posts) - - Show Bio

I have a baseball bat,guess im in pretty  good shape.

#33 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio
@biggkeem89 said:
" @Mikepool said:
" @biggkeem89 said:
" Luckily, I keep a hunting knife on my nightstand. Finger pointed right to it. Zombie killing time! "
smart man "
Oddly enough, it was a gift from my ex-girlfriends, in case of Zombie Apocalypse. lol "
Its their way of saying "nothing gets to kill you but us"
#34 Posted by weaponmaster (1412 posts) - - Show Bio

Assault rifle/Shotgun combo.
#35 Posted by goldenshot80 (7349 posts) - - Show Bio
A pencil? DAMN!!. My godly weapon is on my left side
#36 Posted by God_Spawn (37950 posts) - - Show Bio

My tv remote. I can control the universe.
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#37 Posted by Shadow_Thief (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm...beer bottle. I suppose I could use that until I found something better.

#38 Posted by TheSheepHerder (11961 posts) - - Show Bio

Dining chair.

#39 Posted by Aiden Cross (15569 posts) - - Show Bio

A tv remote...
 
Hey, if Dean can do it, so can I!
 
  

#40 Posted by Green Skin (2932 posts) - - Show Bio

Paint, brushes and sculpting tools.......maybe I can paint myself up like a zombie and try to blend in.  If a zombie ever winks at you don't worry, I won't eat your brains.

#41 Edited by stuamerica (327 posts) - - Show Bio
@goldenshot80: 
One and I have the same thing. So, is the pencil mightier than the sword?
 
@weaponmaster:
That gun is sweet. Is it real or some kinda prop?
#42 Posted by weaponmaster (1412 posts) - - Show Bio
@stuamerica said:
"@goldenshot80: 
One and I have the same thing. So, is the pencil mightier than the sword?
 
@weaponmaster: That gun is sweet. Is it real or some kinda prop? "

Real gun. Not mine though. Random Internet pic.
#43 Posted by weaponmaster (1412 posts) - - Show Bio
@stuamerica said:
"@goldenshot80: 
One and I have the same thing. So, is the pencil mightier than the sword?
 
@weaponmaster: That gun is sweet. Is it real or some kinda prop? "

M-26 military modular shotgun for M16: 
 

 
#44 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio
@stuamerica said:
" @goldenshot80: 
One and I have the same thing. So, is the pencil mightier than the sword?
 
@weaponmaster: That gun is sweet. Is it real or some kinda prop? "
Its like the Master Key Shotfun from Call of Duty.... except useful.
#45 Posted by Ms. Omega (4479 posts) - - Show Bio

My pocket knife

#46 Posted by Iron_Turtle (583 posts) - - Show Bio

A pot of assorted paintbrushes, pens, pencils and craft knives nested in an enormous roll of duct tape. AWESOME!

#47 Edited by stuamerica (327 posts) - - Show Bio
@weaponmaster said:

" @stuamerica said:

"@goldenshot80: 
One and I have the same thing. So, is the pencil mightier than the sword?
 
@weaponmaster: That gun is sweet. Is it real or some kinda prop? "


M-26 military modular shotgun for M16: 
 

"
Sure beats my pencil.  Oh now I have a sandwich.  I wonder if a civillian variant is available.  Somehow, I doubt it.  My BPS and baseball bat are within close reach, howeverl.
#48 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11663 posts) - - Show Bio

I got a 22 with a box full of bullets
#49 Posted by Alexander Nexus (163 posts) - - Show Bio

Fabreeze mist and refresh......Well at least those zombies will be smelling fabulous :p

#50 Posted by Jake Fury (18745 posts) - - Show Bio

2 pens 
A pencil 
2 packs of post it notes 
A stress ball 
A pack of Halls throat drops 
A stapler  
Scotch tape. 
 
Damnit.

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