funniest way to kill a zombie.

#1 Posted by Shiza (30 posts) - - Show Bio

In your opinion what's the funniest way to kill a zombie. Mine is to have a bottomless pit and when a zombie gets close enough i kick him in it while screaming "I AM LAW!!" over and over each time getting louder and more manlier. 

#2 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29886 posts) - - Show Bio

Run it over with an ice cream truck.

#3 Posted by OmegaDynasty (10495 posts) - - Show Bio

Getting a zombie stuck in the wheel of fortune on the set of " The Price is Right"
#4 Posted by Darkseid Elite (8442 posts) - - Show Bio

make it listen to justin beiber lol jk 
ehh probably put it in concrete or starve it
#5 Posted by wooodude1 (112 posts) - - Show Bio

can you suffocate it

#6 Posted by Hellos (8870 posts) - - Show Bio

Depending on size?
Drop Kicks for baby size zombies.

As for the adult standard zombie? Kill them with hugs. 
#7 Posted by OmegaDynasty (10495 posts) - - Show Bio
@wooodude1 said:
"can you suffocate it "

I don't think you can suffocate the undead. I have seen some zombies walk on the bottom of the ocean, seeing how they can't swim.
#8 Posted by SuperTide (15900 posts) - - Show Bio

simply punch them. zombies are sissies.

#9 Posted by geraldthesloth (32689 posts) - - Show Bio

Umbrella in the a$$ than open it.

#10 Posted by TheJuggernautpunch (6145 posts) - - Show Bio
@geraldthesloth said:
" Umbrella in the a$$ than open it. "
You sure that would kill him ?
#11 Posted by geraldthesloth (32689 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheJuggernautpunch said:
" @geraldthesloth said:
" Umbrella in the a$$ than open it. "
You sure that would kill him ? "
I was hoping by the time it expands it would somehow send his lower half flying everywhere from the pressure of the umbrella opening.
#12 Posted by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio


#13 Posted by ARMIV (3927 posts) - - Show Bio

Launching them via catapult. 
Strapped to the hood of a car that's stuck on 90mph and has no one driving it. 
Being crushed by a falling tree. 
Flare through the eye socket. 
Shin Shoryuken. 
And the always classic: Chainsaw.

#14 Edited by wooodude1 (112 posts) - - Show Bio
@Korg: that was a great movie. 
#15 Posted by 123422 (1014 posts) - - Show Bio
@Korg said:



One of my favorite movies, and that is the best scene IMO
anyways, for funny death methods, try Dead Rising (the 2nd one out September has weapon combos, just see the vid)
#16 Posted by Tesseract (870 posts) - - Show Bio


  It's a classic :)
#17 Posted by Fortanono (4910 posts) - - Show Bio

Cut Down A Pine Tree & Stab It Through It's Belly.

#18 Posted by Agent9149 (3145 posts) - - Show Bio
@Tesseract said:


  It's a classic :) "
#19 Posted by ViciousCesar! (2356 posts) - - Show Bio
lighter and wd40
#20 Posted by Revival (33 posts) - - Show Bio

drown it in a toliet 
in the case of left 4 dead stomp it to death 
talk it to death 
make it watch barney while treatening to hug it if tries to leave
#21 Posted by Deadknight (1013 posts) - - Show Bio

Firecrackers. The ones of the illegal caliber.  
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