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    Reanimated corpses or infected people that predominantly feed on human flesh and brains. While individually weak and virtually mindless, they are feared for their enormous flocking ability and non-stop persistence to end their eternal hunger. Some animals can be zombies too.

    funniest way to kill a zombie.

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    #1  Edited By Shiza

    In your opinion what's the funniest way to kill a zombie. Mine is to have a bottomless pit and when a zombie gets close enough i kick him in it while screaming "I AM LAW!!" over and over each time getting louder and more manlier. 

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    #2  Edited By InnerVenom123

    Run it over with an ice cream truck.

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    #3  Edited By OmegaDynasty

    Getting a zombie stuck in the wheel of fortune on the set of " The Price is Right"
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    #4  Edited By Darkseid Elite

    make it listen to justin beiber lol jk 
    ehh probably put it in concrete or starve it
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    #5  Edited By wooodude1

    can you suffocate it

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    #6  Edited By Hellos

    Depending on size?
    Drop Kicks for baby size zombies.
      

       
     
    As for the adult standard zombie? Kill them with hugs. 
      
      
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    #7  Edited By OmegaDynasty
    @wooodude1 said:
    "can you suffocate it "

    I don't think you can suffocate the undead. I have seen some zombies walk on the bottom of the ocean, seeing how they can't swim.
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    #8  Edited By SuperTide

    simply punch them. zombies are sissies.

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    #9  Edited By geraldthesloth

    Umbrella in the a$$ than open it.

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    #10  Edited By TheJuggernautpunch
    @geraldthesloth said:
    " Umbrella in the a$$ than open it. "
    You sure that would kill him ?
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    #11  Edited By geraldthesloth
    @TheJuggernautpunch said:
    " @geraldthesloth said:
    " Umbrella in the a$$ than open it. "
    You sure that would kill him ? "
    I was hoping by the time it expands it would somehow send his lower half flying everywhere from the pressure of the umbrella opening.
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    #12  Edited By Korg

      

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    #13  Edited By ARMIV

    Launching them via catapult. 
    Strapped to the hood of a car that's stuck on 90mph and has no one driving it. 
    Being crushed by a falling tree. 
    Weed-whacker. 
    Flare through the eye socket. 
    Shin Shoryuken. 
    And the always classic: Chainsaw.

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    #14  Edited By wooodude1
    @Korg: that was a great movie. 
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    #15  Edited By 123422
    @Korg said:

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    One of my favorite movies, and that is the best scene IMO
    anyways, for funny death methods, try Dead Rising (the 2nd one out September has weapon combos, just see the vid)
     
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    #16  Edited By Tesseract

      

      It's a classic :)
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    #17  Edited By OldIdiotAccount

    Cut Down A Pine Tree & Stab It Through It's Belly.

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    #18  Edited By agent9149
    @Tesseract said:

    "   

      It's a classic :) "
    ROTFLMAOOOO
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    #19  Edited By deactivated-asdf987sdf
    lighter and wd40
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    #20  Edited By Revival

    drown it in a toliet 
    in the case of left 4 dead stomp it to death 
    talk it to death 
    make it watch barney while treatening to hug it if tries to leave
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    #21  Edited By Deadknight

    Firecrackers. The ones of the illegal caliber.  
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