People often start threads dedicated to creating dream casts for their favorite comic franchises. This is the opposite. Assemble the worst live action X-Men ever to arrive on the big screen! Rules: Characters that are under 18 can have actors that are over 18, and under 18, but characters over 18 may only have actors that are over 18. The reason for this is that I do not want the older X-Men to have child actors. E.G. The E-surance baby as Prof. X. I might edit this OP, should there be a need to add more rules. Have fun.
X-Men
Team » X-Men appears in 13419 issues.
The X-Men are a superhero team of mutants founded by Professor Charles Xavier. They are dedicated to helping fellow mutants and sworn to protect a world that fears and hates them.
Your X-Men Nightmare Cast . . .
My worst cast: Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg as Professor X. Edward Norton as Wolverine. Lindsay Lohan as Jean Grey. Kevin James as Colossus. Raven "That's so her" Symone as Storm. Danny DeVito as Nightcrawler. Adam Sandler as Cyclops. Eddie Murphy as Apocalypse. John Travolta as Magneto. Simon Pegg as a Sentinel. And Finally Kelsey Grammer as Beast.
Cyclops - Colin Firth
Wolverine - Chuck Norris
Iceman - Jon Lovitz
Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter
Emma Frost - Kate Winslet
Dazzler - Roseanne Barr
Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher
Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis
Colossus - Dolph Lundgren
Psylocke - Jeannie Mai
Beast - Kelsey Grammer
Banshee - Collin Farrell
Havok - Richard Gere
Polaris - Julia Roberts
Rogue - Dolly Parton
Gambit - Donny Osmond
Storm - Queen Latifah
Angel - Vince Vaughn
Pixie - Katy Perry
Jubilee - Brenda Song
Longshot - Owen Wilson
Husk - Miley Cyrus
Cannonball - Lucas Till
Cable - Steven Seagal
Professor X - Will Ferrell
Magneto - John C. Reilly
@papad1992 said:
Cyclops - Colin Firth
Wolverine - Chuck Norris
Iceman - Jon Lovitz
Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter
Emma Frost - Kate Winslet
Dazzler - Roseanne Barr
Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher
Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis
Colossus - Dolph Lundgren
Psylocke - Jeannie Mai
Beast - Kelsey Grammer
Banshee - Collin Farrell
Havok - Richard Gere
Polaris - Julia Roberts
Rogue - Dolly Parton
Gambit - Donny Osmond
Storm - Queen Latifah
Angel - Vince Vaughn
Pixie - Katy Perry
Jubilee - Brenda Song
Longshot - Owen Wilson
Husk - Miley Cyrus
Cannonball - Lucas Till
Cable - Steven Seagal
Professor X - Will Ferrell
Magneto - John C. Reilly
That cast brought tears to my eyes. Tears in the shape of splintered hearts and dead babies. Good Job! I'm guessing the general consensus is that Kelsey Grammer should never play beast again.
I'll go with the lineup used in the first movie:
Wolverine - Nick Cage
Professor X - Harrison Ford
Phoenix - Emma Stone
Storm - Nicki Minaj
Rogue - Kristen Stewart
Cyclops - Matt Bomer
Iceman - Ashton Kutcher
Mystique - Tara Reid
Magneto - Mark Hamill
Sabretooth - Taylor Lautner
Toad - David Caruso
@Nightcrawler23 said:
@papad1992 said:
Cyclops - Colin Firth
Wolverine - Chuck Norris
Iceman - Jon Lovitz
Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter
Emma Frost - Kate Winslet
Dazzler - Roseanne Barr
Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher
Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis
Colossus - Dolph Lundgren
Psylocke - Jeannie Mai
Beast - Kelsey Grammer
Banshee - Collin Farrell
Havok - Richard Gere
Polaris - Julia Roberts
Rogue - Dolly Parton
Gambit - Donny Osmond
Storm - Queen Latifah
Angel - Vince Vaughn
Pixie - Katy Perry
Jubilee - Brenda Song
Longshot - Owen Wilson
Husk - Miley Cyrus
Cannonball - Lucas Till
Cable - Steven Seagal
Professor X - Will Ferrell
Magneto - John C. Reilly
That cast brought tears to my eyes. Tears in the shape of splintered hearts and dead babies. Good Job! I'm guessing the general consensus is that Kelsey Grammer should never play beast again.
Thank u thank... hold ur applause please!
*And yes Kelsey Grammer played a horrible Beast!
@Nightcrawler23 said:
My worst cast: Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg as Professor X. Edward Norton as Wolverine. Lindsay Lohan as Jean Grey. Kevin James as Colossus. Raven "That's so her" Symone as Storm. Danny DeVito as Nightcrawler. Adam Sandler as Cyclops. Eddie Murphy as Apocalypse. John Travolta as Magneto. Simon Pegg as a Sentinel. And Finally Kelsey Grammer as Beast.
This one made me laugh. Danny DeVito rules though...
@Nightcrawler23: Danny as Night Crawler would be epic!
@DarkKnightForever said:
I'd see this in a heartbeat
@papad1992 said:
Cyclops - Colin Firth
Wolverine - Chuck Norris
Iceman - Jon Lovitz
Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter
Emma Frost - Kate Winslet
Dazzler - Roseanne Barr
Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher
Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis
Colossus - Dolph Lundgren
Psylocke - Jeannie Mai
Beast - Kelsey Grammer
Banshee - Collin Farrell
Havok - Richard Gere
Polaris - Julia Roberts
Rogue - Dolly Parton
Gambit - Donny Osmond
Storm - Queen Latifah
Angel - Vince Vaughn
Pixie - Katy Perry
Jubilee - Brenda Song
Longshot - Owen Wilson
Husk - Miley Cyrus
Cannonball - Lucas Till
Cable - Steven Seagal
Professor X - Will Ferrell
Magneto - John C. Reilly
.........I would watch the hell out of this.....
@BlackArmor said:
@papad1992 said:
Cyclops - Colin Firth
Wolverine - Chuck Norris
Iceman - Jon Lovitz
Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter
Emma Frost - Kate Winslet
Dazzler - Roseanne Barr
Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher
Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis
Colossus - Dolph Lundgren
Psylocke - Jeannie Mai
Beast - Kelsey Grammer
Banshee - Collin Farrell
Havok - Richard Gere
Polaris - Julia Roberts
Rogue - Dolly Parton
Gambit - Donny Osmond
Storm - Queen Latifah
Angel - Vince Vaughn
Pixie - Katy Perry
Jubilee - Brenda Song
Longshot - Owen Wilson
Husk - Miley Cyrus
Cannonball - Lucas Till
Cable - Steven Seagal
Professor X - Will Ferrell
Magneto - John C. Reilly
.........I would watch the hell out of this.....
U and me both brother!!
Iceman-Justin Bieber
Colossus-Brad Garrett
Warren Worthington III-Owen Wilson
Hellion-Shia Labeouf
Cyclops-Adam Sandler
Professor X-Dwayne Johnson
Jean Grey-Anneliese van der Pol
Frenzy-Willow Smith
Blob-Jonah Hill
Psylocke-Snooki
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