Your X-Men Nightmare Cast . . .

#1 Posted by Nightcrawler23 (775 posts) - - Show Bio

People often start threads dedicated to creating dream casts for their favorite comic franchises. This is the opposite. Assemble the worst live action X-Men ever to arrive on the big screen! Rules: Characters that are under 18 can have actors that are over 18, and under 18, but characters over 18 may only have actors that are over 18. The reason for this is that I do not want the older X-Men to have child actors. E.G. The E-surance baby as Prof. X. I might edit this OP, should there be a need to add more rules. Have fun.

#2 Posted by royale_with_cheese (747 posts) - - Show Bio

Rogue: Mike Cyrus

#3 Posted by Nightcrawler23 (775 posts) - - Show Bio

My worst cast: Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg as Professor X. Edward Norton as Wolverine. Lindsay Lohan as Jean Grey. Kevin James as Colossus. Raven "That's so her" Symone as Storm. Danny DeVito as Nightcrawler. Adam Sandler as Cyclops. Eddie Murphy as Apocalypse. John Travolta as Magneto. Simon Pegg as a Sentinel. And Finally Kelsey Grammer as Beast.

#4 Posted by Rickbarry (1850 posts) - - Show Bio

Nicholas Cage as Wolverine.

#5 Posted by TheWolverine1987 (2 posts) - - Show Bio

Robert Pattinson as Wolverine

Kristen Stewart as Jean Grey

Taylor Lautner as Cyclops

#6 Posted by cosmo111687 (1463 posts) - - Show Bio

The sad this is, my worst imaginable cast is turning into my dream cast.

#7 Posted by papad1992 (6793 posts) - - Show Bio

Cyclops - Colin Firth

Wolverine - Chuck Norris

Iceman - Jon Lovitz

Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter

Emma Frost - Kate Winslet

Dazzler - Roseanne Barr

Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher

Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis

Colossus - Dolph Lundgren

Psylocke - Jeannie Mai

Beast - Kelsey Grammer

Banshee - Collin Farrell

Havok - Richard Gere

Polaris - Julia Roberts

Rogue - Dolly Parton

Gambit - Donny Osmond

Storm - Queen Latifah

Angel - Vince Vaughn

Pixie - Katy Perry

Jubilee - Brenda Song

Longshot - Owen Wilson

Husk - Miley Cyrus

Cannonball - Lucas Till

Cable - Steven Seagal

Professor X - Will Ferrell

Magneto - John C. Reilly

#8 Edited by Nightcrawler23 (775 posts) - - Show Bio

@papad1992 said:

Cyclops - Colin Firth

Wolverine - Chuck Norris

Iceman - Jon Lovitz

Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter

Emma Frost - Kate Winslet

Dazzler - Roseanne Barr

Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher

Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis

Colossus - Dolph Lundgren

Psylocke - Jeannie Mai

Beast - Kelsey Grammer

Banshee - Collin Farrell

Havok - Richard Gere

Polaris - Julia Roberts

Rogue - Dolly Parton

Gambit - Donny Osmond

Storm - Queen Latifah

Angel - Vince Vaughn

Pixie - Katy Perry

Jubilee - Brenda Song

Longshot - Owen Wilson

Husk - Miley Cyrus

Cannonball - Lucas Till

Cable - Steven Seagal

Professor X - Will Ferrell

Magneto - John C. Reilly

That cast brought tears to my eyes. Tears in the shape of splintered hearts and dead babies. Good Job! I'm guessing the general consensus is that Kelsey Grammer should never play beast again.

#9 Edited by PhoenixoftheTides (3623 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll go with the lineup used in the first movie:

Wolverine - Nick Cage

Professor X - Harrison Ford

Phoenix - Emma Stone

Storm - Nicki Minaj

Rogue - Kristen Stewart

Cyclops - Matt Bomer

Iceman - Ashton Kutcher

Mystique - Tara Reid

Magneto - Mark Hamill

Sabretooth - Taylor Lautner

Toad - David Caruso

#10 Posted by papad1992 (6793 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nightcrawler23 said:

@papad1992 said:

Cyclops - Colin Firth

Wolverine - Chuck Norris

Iceman - Jon Lovitz

Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter

Emma Frost - Kate Winslet

Dazzler - Roseanne Barr

Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher

Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis

Colossus - Dolph Lundgren

Psylocke - Jeannie Mai

Beast - Kelsey Grammer

Banshee - Collin Farrell

Havok - Richard Gere

Polaris - Julia Roberts

Rogue - Dolly Parton

Gambit - Donny Osmond

Storm - Queen Latifah

Angel - Vince Vaughn

Pixie - Katy Perry

Jubilee - Brenda Song

Longshot - Owen Wilson

Husk - Miley Cyrus

Cannonball - Lucas Till

Cable - Steven Seagal

Professor X - Will Ferrell

Magneto - John C. Reilly

That cast brought tears to my eyes. Tears in the shape of splintered hearts and dead babies. Good Job! I'm guessing the general consensus is that Kelsey Grammer should never play beast again.

Thank u thank... hold ur applause please!

*And yes Kelsey Grammer played a horrible Beast!

#11 Posted by TheAnnihilator (1028 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nightcrawler23 said:

My worst cast: Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg as Professor X. Edward Norton as Wolverine. Lindsay Lohan as Jean Grey. Kevin James as Colossus. Raven "That's so her" Symone as Storm. Danny DeVito as Nightcrawler. Adam Sandler as Cyclops. Eddie Murphy as Apocalypse. John Travolta as Magneto. Simon Pegg as a Sentinel. And Finally Kelsey Grammer as Beast.

This one made me laugh. Danny DeVito rules though...

#12 Posted by Teerack (7415 posts) - - Show Bio

Vin Diesel as Professor X

#13 Posted by DarkKnightForever (119 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by Nightcrawler23 (775 posts) - - Show Bio

Danny DeVito in a one-man show! The X-Men! He plays every mutant known to man!

#15 Posted by ReVamp (22798 posts) - - Show Bio

Rogue: Justin Bieber.

He's too fragile.

#16 Posted by Onemoreposter (4099 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nightcrawler23: Danny as Night Crawler would be epic!

@DarkKnightForever said:

I'd see this in a heartbeat

#17 Posted by Nightcrawler23 (775 posts) - - Show Bio

Megan Fox as Moira Mactaggert

Shia LaBeouf as Banshee

Yikes . . .

#18 Posted by Yasiiii4 (150 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheWolverine1987 said:

Robert Pattinson as Wolverine

Kristen Stewart as Jean Grey

Taylor Lautner as Cyclops

hahahahaha that's hilarious!

#19 Posted by BlackArmor (6138 posts) - - Show Bio

@papad1992 said:

Cyclops - Colin Firth

Wolverine - Chuck Norris

Iceman - Jon Lovitz

Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter

Emma Frost - Kate Winslet

Dazzler - Roseanne Barr

Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher

Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis

Colossus - Dolph Lundgren

Psylocke - Jeannie Mai

Beast - Kelsey Grammer

Banshee - Collin Farrell

Havok - Richard Gere

Polaris - Julia Roberts

Rogue - Dolly Parton

Gambit - Donny Osmond

Storm - Queen Latifah

Angel - Vince Vaughn

Pixie - Katy Perry

Jubilee - Brenda Song

Longshot - Owen Wilson

Husk - Miley Cyrus

Cannonball - Lucas Till

Cable - Steven Seagal

Professor X - Will Ferrell

Magneto - John C. Reilly

.........I would watch the hell out of this.....

#20 Posted by CrimsonCake (2682 posts) - - Show Bio

Avril Lavigne as Jubilee

Russel Brand as Wolverine

arnold schwarzenegger as colossus

#21 Posted by papad1992 (6793 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlackArmor said:

@papad1992 said:

Cyclops - Colin Firth

Wolverine - Chuck Norris

Iceman - Jon Lovitz

Jean Grey - Helena Bonham Carter

Emma Frost - Kate Winslet

Dazzler - Roseanne Barr

Kitty Pryde - Fran Drescher

Nightcrawler - Zach Galifianakis

Colossus - Dolph Lundgren

Psylocke - Jeannie Mai

Beast - Kelsey Grammer

Banshee - Collin Farrell

Havok - Richard Gere

Polaris - Julia Roberts

Rogue - Dolly Parton

Gambit - Donny Osmond

Storm - Queen Latifah

Angel - Vince Vaughn

Pixie - Katy Perry

Jubilee - Brenda Song

Longshot - Owen Wilson

Husk - Miley Cyrus

Cannonball - Lucas Till

Cable - Steven Seagal

Professor X - Will Ferrell

Magneto - John C. Reilly

.........I would watch the hell out of this.....

U and me both brother!!

#22 Posted by amalgamuniverse (334 posts) - - Show Bio

Iceman-Justin Bieber

Colossus-Brad Garrett

Warren Worthington III-Owen Wilson

Hellion-Shia Labeouf

Cyclops-Adam Sandler

Professor X-Dwayne Johnson

Jean Grey-Anneliese van der Pol

Frenzy-Willow Smith

Blob-Jonah Hill

Psylocke-Snooki

#23 Posted by Duke_Nasty (1017 posts) - - Show Bio

Jack Black as Wolverine

Eddie Murphy as Bishop

Michael Cera as Cyclops

#24 Posted by menaceforever (3696 posts) - - Show Bio

Nicki does have the voice for storm

#25 Posted by PhoenixoftheTides (3623 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll change my casting of Cyclops to Channing Tatum.

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