Identify the hour on your computer's clock: 

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I deceived
5h AM/PM → I made cookies with
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I went undercover with
8h AM/PM → I seduced
9h AM/PM → I did karaoke with
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with 
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Professor X
02 or 32 min → Cyclops
03 or 33 min → Iceman
04 or 34 min → Angel
05 or 35 min → Beast
06 or 36 min → Jean Grey
07 or 37 min → Wolverine
08 or 38 min → Storm
09 or 39 min → Colossus
10 or 40 min → Kitty
11 or 41 min → Nightcrawler
12 or 42 min → Rogue
13 or 43 min → Jubilee
14 or 44 min → Magneto
15 or 45 min → Psylocke
16 or 46 min → Gambit
17 or 47 min → Polaris
18 or 48 min → Havok
19 or 49 min → Emma Frost
20 or 50 min → Northstar
21 or 51 min → Cannonball
22 or 52 min → Boom Boom
23 or 53 min → Magma
24 or 54 min → Pixie
25 or 55 min → Dazzler
26 or 56 min → Warpath
27 or 57 min → Magik
28 or 58 min → Hellion
29 or 59 min → X-23
30 or 00 min → Madrox

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I'm freaking awesome
Pink → because I'm a psycho
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because someone offered me money
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm jolly
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because I want revenge
Orange → because I hate him/her
Other color → because I am proud
Shirtless → because he/she was hot 
 
Now make a sentence! :)
Example; I called Angel because the voices told me to.

I did karaoke with Prof. X because I'm freaking awesome.
 
How do you know what I did this evening? O_O jk

I danced with Angel because he was hot.

Sounds like something I might do.

I slept with Magik because I hate myself.

While I cannot say why I would hate myself for that, I can say that I would hate myself if I had looked at the time one minute earlier/later.

I killed Jean Grey because the voices told me to.

Oh, I like this.

I killed Jean Grey because the voices told me to.

Oh, I like this.

I killed Kitty because I hate her.
 
But......I love her....now I'm sad.

@Avalonia said:

I killed Jean Grey because the voices told me to.

Oh, I like this.

ROFL! xD

I slept with Nightcrawler because Im freaking awesome

I killed Northstar because someone offered me money

I slept with Magneto because somebody offered me money.

I feel so ashamed.....

A minute later would've been Psylocke!!!

I Made cookies with Polaris because I Am Proud.

"I killed Wolverine because I'm freaking awesome"

looks like I had that dream again

I punched Havoc because I wanted to

I seduced Rogue because someone offered me money.

I seduced Storm because I am proud.

I take it back. I don't like this game anymore.

- I seduced Jubilee because I wanted to ???

- Ummm..how old is she now? I'm not too comfortable with this at the moment..

@WarMachineMarkV: Over 20 I think, so you know......go right ahead

@WarMachineMarkV: Seventeen, as of Wolverine and Jubilee.

I called Cyclops because he was hot.
 
If I ever get to speak to Cyclops on the phone I'd tell him many things but certainly not that he's hot. lol

@_Whisper_ said:

@WarMachineMarkV: Seventeen, as of Wolverine and Jubilee.

- This game makes me feel like a dirty old man now.....

@WarMachineMarkV said:

@_Whisper_ said:

@WarMachineMarkV: Seventeen, as of Wolverine and Jubilee.

- This game makes me feel like a dirty old man now.....

I think you're in the clear. She had a birthday in issue 11 of X-Men, which would make her 18.

I dated beast because hes hot

@Nudeviking said:

@WarMachineMarkV said:

@_Whisper_ said:

@WarMachineMarkV: Seventeen, as of Wolverine and Jubilee.

- This game makes me feel like a dirty old man now.....

I think you're in the clear. She had a birthday in issue 11 of X-Men, which would make her 18.

- Considering I'm over 30, her being MAYBE 18 does not make me feel any better

"Jubilee, before this game goes any further I want to see some ID, and this better not be a fake from the X-Club"

@WarMachineMarkV said:

@Nudeviking said:

@WarMachineMarkV said:

@_Whisper_ said:

@WarMachineMarkV: Seventeen, as of Wolverine and Jubilee.

- This game makes me feel like a dirty old man now.....

I think you're in the clear. She had a birthday in issue 11 of X-Men, which would make her 18.

- Considering I'm over 30, her being MAYBE 18 does not make me feel any better

"Jubilee, before this game goes any further I want to see some ID, and this better not be a fake from the X-Club"

I'd "Like" that post if such things existed here, but they don't so you'll just have to make due with a Herc Thumbs Up®...

I went undercover with beast =/

I went undercover with Gambit because i'm freakin' awesome!

How's that for my first post.

Sounds fun. Two dashing rogues, a night on the town, pretty women, high-stakes card game, high-theft robbery....sounds like a Hangover night :)

I slept with Boom Boom because the voices told me to

i danced with warpath bc someone offered me money

I killed Magik because I'm in love

............in love with who? With her....then why did I kill her

I punched Boom-Boom because I'm in love.

Damn. I'm a wife-beater now?!

I did kareoke with Northstar because I'm jolly.

I slept with Dazzler because I'm proud......well I am now :)

I punched Beast because I wanted to.

I slept with Jubilee because I'm freaking awesome.