Compilation thread for all the jobbing moments of the x-men verse telepaths lol. Just for fun, no hate at all :)

post scans or videos or anything of x-men psychics jobbing, incredibly weak showings, stupid moments etc

To get the ball rolling, by request of veitha

@koays@veitha@adamtrmm

Look upon you precious Jean Grey....watch as she tanks a mountain crushing optic blast, but fails to stop a headbutt from a small hairy Canadian man....LOOK AT HER!!!

I'll start with some Rachel Summers because she's the easy one lol

@koays the 90s cartoon is a gold mine for jobbing moments lmao. that slow mo though

@martinceld: which reminds me of this

@veitha oh charles...

some Frosty job

the entire school's telepathic crew taken down by an empath. Oh, telepathic classes without Auntie Emma aren't the same anymore.

psylocke's psychic knife, the totality of her telepathic powers....doing absolutely nothing

Ladies and Gentleman.....this is Ultimate Jean Grey.

Ultimate Jean Grey is well known for being a bit of ...a-hole...but at about 18 she was reading minds and intentions 100's of miles away....

This is Ultimate Jean after she has bonded and gained full control of the Phoenix Force, an amp which let her mind control people from another country, fight Glactus, and to reset time....i'm sorry let me repeat SHE RESET TIME...and got to keep the powers of the Phoenix.

This is Teen Jean aka 16 year old Jean Grey from 616.

This is Ultimate Jean Grey, the time resetting, mind control from the other side of the planet, hulk beating, Galactus fighting, God Psychic....saying that Teen Jean is stronger then her....You people get why i hate her so much?

@koays I thought ultimate jean got a power nerf or something after the first volume ended thats why she said that. But she didnt?!

and speaking of ultimate, do you happen to know where this is from

STORM IS THE ENEMY TO ALL PSYCHICS!!!

No matter when, where or how....she will find a way to make psychics look bad in her presences...even if it makes no sense!!

@martinceld: I believe that's the Ultimate X-Men/Ult.FF annual...but it's been a while.

and yea she was nerfed....to being just able to mind control people from another country and agitate Galactus -_ -

Dam I'm not home and I won't be posting until next week.

I'm going to miss all the fun ;((

@martinceld: that's a TK blade

The text box explaining the power says "psylocke's psychic knife" though

Quentin Quire's whole life is a stupid moment, does that count?

Okay, I'm just kidding. I love that boy really... :')

@koays said:

@adamtrmm said:

Dam I'm not home and I won't be posting until next week.

I'm going to miss all the fun ;((

No, you certainly weren't.

I was trying to invest into this thread when I realized, most of my scans included Emma Frost and then I thought, it wouldn't be really fair.

Sigh, being X-men main psychic doesn't do anyone justice.

@adamtrmm: Oh yea....any time you use your powers before someone else gets there moment to shine you are guranted to get knocked on your ass...even if you should've seen it coming.

@koays:

One image worth all the words:

The era of TP dumpers, backlashers, etc has begun.

Poor girl got knocked around a lot. Thankfully she had that suit.

Crap like that is why she said "f*** this" and turned into a ninja

More Jean Grey....

The Jobbing is real...

Funnily enough, Even though Pre-Ninja Psylocke got Jobbed a lot. Happens when you can't handle a fight Physically. But when she turned Ninja. That girl took Jobbing to a new level. The only thing that made it seem like she didn't was the focused totality of her butt. But that girl lost more fights post ninja than pre. They call it the Worf Effect on TV tropes.

Oh man is it.

@tazirai: lol I'm familiar with the effect. Ninja Psylocke got regular jobbed Though. She has alot of bada$$ moments to balance out her fails.

British Psylocke used tp to take out a depowered Jean and Jean had never looked happier....that's probably why she made it her mission in life to completely own Rachel every time they're in the same room.

Rachel jobbed again in X-Tintion Agenda... she got powned by Wicked and Karma even with the Phoenix

But she was pretty cool in Years of Future Past

Some more of that Psylocke Jobbing.

Gallery

Some more of that Jobbin.

@veitha: I have conformation that the Rachel in Agenda is a Skrull, while the Rachel in Years is the real thing. (Not making this up....well except the Skrull part)

@martinceld- Any other editions of this going to be released because i've got scans for days.

So from what we've seen so far, the queen of jobbing is Rachel while the princess is Psylocke?

@koays what category should we do next? Or should we just make an all encompassing thread (X-MEN: JOBBERS UNITED Uncanny X-jobbers)

Rachel is the reigning queen yes. But Psylocke wrote the constituion and half of the bilaws

Lol I'd go with the Jobbers united tag line

@tazirai: oh wow you have a lot of psylocke job scans HAHA. although in her defense, that one where sabertooth slams her on the floor and cuts her armor, she knocks him out in the next panel with her TP lol

Heh. I've got a few more to post. Growing up back then Psylocke quickly replaced Storm as my favorite X-woman. Thing I loved most about her was that she wasn't the toughest bada$$ on the team. She was basically a Jobber, But a functional one. Unlike most True jobbers though she'd actually accomplish something big. But then she'd get taken right out, by the person she missed or got surprised by. But it was fun watching her growth and evolution since it seemed natural. But even then she was never capable of getting in close, Kinda like a field ops version of Xavier, just more ruthless, but a lot more squishier.

I loved it.

I even write a fanfiction series based upon her becoming leader, then leaving the X-men to go back to England, aged her up, and sent her on adventures.