Worse mutant power.....EVER..

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#1 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio

Post mutants here that you think just got the general Shaft on their mutant powers...I'm going with Skin


As his codename implied, Skin possessed six feet of extra skin which he learned to use in a variety of different ways, from wrapping around objects to compressing into weapons to molding into different face and body shapes. He could also cushion blows with this extra skin. Whilst he could hide this extra skin with either baggy clothes or covering up, he couldn't hide his skin colour, so it was usually just pretended that he had a rare skin disease. Skin also could retract his skin for short periods and make himself look like a normal human, but the intense concentration would give him a migraine.

#2 Posted by CellphoneGirl (18826 posts) - - Show Bio

Syndicate in X-Mansion

#3 Posted by Aronmorales (9434 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone who could predict when someone is going to sneeze.

#4 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

Beaks..whatever it was.

#5 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19714 posts) - - Show Bio

Maggot, his digestive system was two large maggots

#6 Posted by iLLituracy (13537 posts) - - Show Bio

Definitely Beak...or Squid-boy.

Maggot's Maggots could eat material and they gave him super-strength, I remember. They were also coated in metal. Maggot's powers were pretty awesome, IMO.

#7 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

Jazz

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#8 Posted by Aronmorales (9434 posts) - - Show Bio
@pixelized said:
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Jazz
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So, what? the guy's blue?
#9 Edited by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio

You're a mutant and your only ability is to have blue skin? Sucks. At least Beak can [sort of] fly and Squiddy can breathe under water

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#10 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

Longneck!!! all the way. christ!

#11 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL at Longneck that is seriously the worse power ever hahah

#12 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio

Eye-Scream

#13 Posted by Akwa (4821 posts) - - Show Bio
@CATMANEXE said:
"Longneck!!! all the way. christ!"

Lol.

He died because he couldn't support his own neck.
#14 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio

haha Ugly John had it pretty bad also

#15 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody: Haha Eye-Scream...reminds me of Kablam....."Melt Man...with the power to Melt."
#16 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio
@pixelized said:
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Jazz
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That wouldn't be so bad. Better than looking like Beak.
#17 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nobody said:
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Eye-Scream
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your avatar reminds me of spidergirl for some reason
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#18 Posted by Dupe (1581 posts) - - Show Bio

Tar Baby. Things just stuck to him because he secreted some sort of sticky liquid from his skin..

#19 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow I just looked into Jazz that has to be the crappiest power I've seen.

#20 Posted by The_Martian (36980 posts) - - Show Bio
@pixelized said:
" @Nobody said:
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Eye-Scream
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your avatar reminds me of spidergirl for some reason
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Its Spider-Cupid!




#21 Posted by Fleonix (169 posts) - - Show Bio

I remember squids power...... but what is Jazz and beaks...... someone elinghten me.

#22 Posted by Fresh Prince (4987 posts) - - Show Bio
Speaking of Jazz, Johnny Dee's powers were pretty bad too.
#23 Posted by J-PRIME (39 posts) - - Show Bio

I always thought that cypher had pretty lame power and Beaks just plain sucked too.

#24 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio
@Fleonix: Jazz has blue skin....haha and Beak was the backwards mutant power of angel...more bird than man. I dont think he could fly or anything either
#25 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio

At least Johnny Dee's squid chest could make voodoo dolls of people               ...funny thing...  while searching Johnny Dee I stumbled across Johnny Two Dicks instantly thinking "Jesus Christ I hope that isn't his alias"

#26 Posted by Rothschild (1311 posts) - - Show Bio

In Contrast Mandrill's power ruled but he looked liek a frickin Ape


#27 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio
@J-PRIME said:
"I always thought that cypher had pretty lame power and Beaks just plain sucked too."
 Cypher could translate any language, which is why he was capable of hacking into governmental classified records allowing Kitty Pryde the chance to activate a rogue sentinel which set the sentinel programme back a spare billion dollars.  That was before he even realised he was a mutant.  The ability to speak and translate any language is really nifty.  Anyone who thinks otherwise has only lived a small life at home with their parents & has no imagination.
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#28 Posted by Rothschild (1311 posts) - - Show Bio
@xerox-kitty said:
"@J-PRIME said:
"I always thought that cypher had pretty lame power and Beaks just plain sucked too."
 Cypher could translate any language, which is why he was capable of hacking into governmental classified records allowing Kitty Pryde the chance to activate a rogue sentinel which set the sentinel programme back a spare billion dollars.  That was before he even realised he was a mutant.  The ability to speak and translate any language is really nifty.  Anyone who thinks otherwise has only lived a small life at home with their parents & has no imagination.
"

True... Think about the possibilities, Binary Code counts as a language too right? Like Computer Language?
#29 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio

Complex computer languages, alien languages and regular terrestrial languages.  He's handy to hack into Bill Gates' bank account, and when you need to ask for directions in downtown Tokyo.  He's also cute as a button & less annoying than C3PO.

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#30 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
@Fresh Prince said:
" Speaking of Jazz, Johnny Dee's powers were pretty bad too. "
Johnny dee had an actual ability, as creepy as it may be, Jazz was just a tall smurf.


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#31 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio
@pixelized said:
"Jazz was just a tall smurf."
*snort!*  But without a smurfette... Maybe that's why he turned to drugs :p
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#32 Posted by box turtle (1258 posts) - - Show Bio

Two things to add to this discussion (and i'll bet anything you'll disagree with them pixielized, because you disagree with everything i say):

1)  It was specifically said that Beak's power's were not fully developed--he would have been better once he got older, had he not been depowered.

2)  I don't know much about Longneck, so I'm gonna have to go with Strong Guy's powers--because he was in constant pain.


#33 Posted by Strafe Prower (11887 posts) - - Show Bio

Jazz, his power is just dumb.

#34 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

mine tops everyone else's :D

Gregor Smerdyakov FTW!

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#35 Posted by pixelized (62882 posts) - - Show Bio
@box turtle said:
" Two things to add to this discussion (and i'll bet anything you'll disagree with them pixielized, because you disagree with everything i say):

1)  It was specifically said that Beak's power's were not fully developed--he would have been better once he got older, had he not been depowered.

2)  I don't know much about Longneck, so I'm gonna have to go with Strong Guy's powers--because he was in constant pain.
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we basically just agreed on beak, so why would i disagree?
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#36 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio
@aztek the lost: haha he turns into a tree when he sleeps.......thats pretty horrible
#37 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio
@Dex said:
" @aztek the lost: haha he turns into a tree when he sleeps.......thats pretty horrible "
poor sucker didn't even get de-powered by Wanda so he's still an inanimate tree, haha, he could have the lamest miniseries ever :D
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#38 Posted by Dex (559 posts) - - Show Bio

haha I wonder if he has like a seed fall off him a little boy will grow.

#39 Posted by TelekineticSun (334 posts) - - Show Bio
@aztek the lost said:
"mine tops everyone else's :DGregor Smerdyakov FTW!"

Wow... no plantpathy or plant manipulation to go along with it?
his power is horrible
#40 Posted by DonavanWolfMaster (136 posts) - - Show Bio
@xxCellPhoneGirlxx said:
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Syndicate in X-Mansion
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does this mean all siamese twin are mutants?
I KNEW IT!!!
#41 Posted by DonavanWolfMaster (136 posts) - - Show Bio
@aztek the lost said:
"@Dex said:
" @aztek the lost: haha he turns into a tree when he sleeps.......thats pretty horrible "
poor sucker didn't even get de-powered by Wanda so he's still an inanimate tree, haha, he could have the lamest miniseries ever :D"
Gregor took medication to suppress his unusual mutant talent. When he ventured into the underground with his friend, Nemesio, he forgot his medication and ended up evolving into a sentient tree-form when he fell asleep.

Gregor lived with his sister Mitya and her young son named Mikhail.

So he  isnt an inanimate tree.but a tree all the same.

and it's not just when he falls asleep.....

Arboreal mutation caused his body to take root if stationary for too long, ultimately transformed him into an inanimate tree-like being with assorted root systems, branches, and even mutated fruit.

....just if he stops moving long enough.....


yeah.. this is definitelty the worst mutant power ever.
(no sarcasm intended)

#42 Posted by King Quisling (1980 posts) - - Show Bio

Qwerty had the power to see the options of every outcome of choice she made as well as every choice she didn't. This applied to everything, even something as small as flipping on a light switch or it off. 
#43 Posted by "Colossus" (4111 posts) - - Show Bio

1. power to negate other mutants powers.
2. power to change colors.

#44 Posted by fesak (7031 posts) - - Show Bio

My vote goes to Miss Saccharine, her power is to sweat sugar.

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#45 Posted by Baddamdog (2223 posts) - - Show Bio

 Chicken Wing... R.I.P.
#46 Edited by Thunderscream (1809 posts) - - Show Bio

Bliss of the Morlocks has a freaky snake tongue with a poison bite....maybe not absolutely useless but pretty gross considering she has to unhinge her jaw *blech* not to mention Masque always "molds" her face into the form of one of the X-ladies so we have no clue what she really looks like. She used to look like Jean back in the original X-Factor and more recently had the appearance of Storm.

 and what was that guy with transparent skin? That was a pretty lame "power" too.  

Jazz sucked too, and although this wasn't explained, I always thought that his excessive drug use probably retarded the development of any powers he may have inherited from his dad (Mr. Jazz had blue skin too which was also nearly impenetrable) 

#47 Posted by TimDrakeRedRobin (357 posts) - - Show Bio

this is the funniest thread i have seen so far...i laughed so many times...at eye-scream particularly =)

#48 Posted by umbrafeline (5300 posts) - - Show Bio

doug cypher ramsey 
 
the dudes omnilingual how is that going to help you in a fight? 
 

 
#49 Posted by Miss Monday (19 posts) - - Show Bio
@umbrafeline:
I don't see why you would consider his the worst power considering the other canidates. Understanding all forms of language is incredibly useful. He was able to hack a robot just by speaking in binary. I'd say that's much better than turning into a tree or having blue skin.
#50 Posted by cbishop (7119 posts) - - Show Bio

The Morlock, Tar Baby.  The guy gets stuck to stuff, and constantly had trash sticking to him.  Ew.

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