The X-Men are a superhero team of mutants founded by Professor Charles Xavier. They are dedicated to helping fellow mutants and sworn to protect a world that fears and hates them.
From the movies: Logan giving Cyclops the ol' "middle claw". From the comics: Tossup between "Jubilee's Top Ten Reasons Why Emplate is a Loser", and just about anything Deadpool's ever said. From the cartoons: It's been so long I honestly can't remember. :-(
1.In the 90's Cartoon when Juggernaut was walking underwater and punched that Shark in the face 2.Spider-Man punching Storm in the face 3.Colossus punching Jean in the face 4.In the 80's Cartoon..Iceman tricks Juggernaut into smashing through a wall of ice which leads right off a cliff 5.In the 90's cartoon..Jubilee asks,"why do you hate mutants,what did we ever do to you?" And Graydon Creed replies..."You...were...boooooorn!" 6.In the 90's Cartoon..Rouge tries to fly away from Juggernaut and he punched a rock at her head knocking her out 7.Storm & T'Challa's wedding:Spider-Man meets Man-Ape 8.Deadpool Shoryuken's Kitty Pyrde 9.Blob after M Day 10.The firstt appearence of Hawd Boiled Henwy 11.Rouge makes fun of Gladiator's mohawk 12.Green Scar Hulk plants Emma Frost in the ground 13.Dazzler beats up Rouge and throws her in the trunk of a car..as she rides off you can still see Rouge's legs hanging out. 14.Storm rags on Namor for being obsessed with Sue Storm 15.Wolverine kills Sabretooth 16.Cable throws up Deadpool..than Deadpool punches him in the face and says..."That's for having me in your mouth" 17.When Jean died..the first time. 18.Scarlet Witch kills Hawkeye for the 3rd time 19.Wolverine makes Daredevil watch him beat up Crossbones 20.Spider-Woman calls Dazzler...Glitter 21.Wanda gets pregnant by the Vision in a what if 22.Deadpool's body is falling apart and he stuffs his gooey arm in Sabretooth's mouth
I get a pretty good chuckle almost any time that Santo opens his mouth. I especially liked when he fought Hulk and said something to the effect of "I used to pretend to be you."
Deadpool: ??? The -- The Black... Heh... Heh... BWAAAH Black Talon: Hey... Hey, you stop it... DP: Ehh heh heh hah hah CHICKEN HEAD! BWAHH! BT: This is the ceremonial headdress of the ancient Loa! It is an honor to-- Zombies: Snicker Chuckle DP: AAAAHH HAAAA! BT: Hey! Not a peep out of you two! DP: The -- chicken -- said -- peep! HAHAH! BT: If you're quite finished... DP: *sigh* Oooh... ooh... okay... *pant* *pant* Okay I'm stopping... heh... I'm okay... silence BT: Kill Him. DP: BWAAAAH! Oh God! Make it stop! Make it stop!
The X-Men searching the mansion for Sinister during Inferno.
Storm: "That outcry -- Jean!" Wolverine: "Lady's full o' surprises. Didn't know she knew that kinda language." Cyclops: "Your influence, probably."
I forgot where I read this but it was Cyke and Wolvering versus a lot of enemies and Logan goes on about how he'll handle it himself and doesn't need back up or something and Scott just agrees then Wolverine asks if he was joking. I loved how Cyke kept a straight face through it all.
90's cartoon: There was so many.... one that I can think of was when Pyro called Cable daring. It was even funnier when after Cable took him out, he replied "Don;t call me 'darling'". lol
comics: Deadpool talking with Deathlok in the lastest X-Force. Deathlok"Sorry, there was too many of them. They came so fast. Deadpool had to stop himself from making a fool out of Deathlok
When the X-Men first accepted Rogue into their ranks they were slow to trust her. Here we find out they were wise to do so, as she reveals her true loyalties.
I've recently enjoyed looking through 80s era comics and finding amusing Reagan cameos. Topping this, however is a Jimmy Carter cameo from the Dark Phoenix saga. The letterers felt the need to try and reflect his accent in the text... the results are more terrifying than Rogue, Gambit, and the entire Guthrie clan combined.
I forgot where I read this but it was Cyke and Wolvering versus a lot of enemies and Logan goes on about how he'll handle it himself and doesn't need back up or something and Scott just agrees then Wolverine asks if he was joking. I loved how Cyke kept a straight face through it all.
I remember that. They were on Genosha just after Magneto had taken over it and was subjugating all non-mutants. Yeah, it was a great scene... Wish I could find it. It's either in X-Men or Uncanny X-Men in 2001.
A good amount of the fourth volume of Astonishing X-men had me laughing. Especially when Brand called Beast Cookie Monster or when Kitty Pryde said Woof after sex. Two other good ones where Brand and Beasts flirting with Brand pretty much saying that she's gonna break him in like a pony and Kitty Pryde being trapped inside of a bullet LOL
For the movies it was "Im the Juggernaut bitch"
Cartoon...well everything about Morph made me laugh.
Also what are jubilee's top ten reasons? I want to see them
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