What's with this machine in the background? It looks like a giant penis?!?!
X-Men
Team » X-Men appears in 13410 issues.
The X-Men are a superhero team of mutants founded by Professor Charles Xavier. They are dedicated to helping fellow mutants and sworn to protect a world that fears and hates them.
Uncanny X-Penis
Scott looks like a teenage girl in these pics.
What kind of face is Hope making? (Assuming that's Hope and not a Jean Grey muppet)
I'm going to take it upon myself to notice that you either had something happen to you as a child involving penises or you're suppressing your urges for penis and are seeing things that aren't really all that phallic as penises.
And I've come to tell you that it's not your fault.
" My question, Why are so many of my fellow comic fans obsessed with finding dicks in everything? "For the same reason they too many people are obsessed with gay characters, rape or Storm... Beats the hell outta me.
@Thunderscream said:
" @joshmightbe: because good dicks are hard to find in real life ;) "There's only one good Dick... Grayson ;)
@CATPANEXE said:
"its a squash shape 4 sure. i know a penis when i see one and thats not it."
Discussion on (or rather 'people slating') the art can be found here: Steve Rogers the X-Men & Namor Must Escape From the Negative Zone
" @Jake Fury said:" What kind of face is Hope making? (Assuming that's Hope and not a Jean Grey muppet) "Don't get me started mister. :P "
She looks funneh. :P
" The art is awful, Namor looks terrible scott & hope look like x-babies it's just wrong for the premier x-title "It's not the premier X-Title. It's from the Annual. It's been so long since an Annual highlighted talented artists :(
BTW... If this turns into another thread that bashes the art of the Annual, then it'll be closed as a duplicate. As I already pointed out, there's already a thread where people are discussing the pros (if there are any) and cons of the art: Steve Rogers the X-Men & Namor Must Escape From the Negative Zone
I wonder which X-Man was the inspiration for the overall shape and size...
" @xerox-kitty: @Thunderscream: Too true, back to the x-penis. It's got lot's of techy veins on it so I'm going to go with Apocalypse's penis (post-en sabah nur, pre-whiny little kid that turned most of x-force into little bitches) "yep, that's an Apocapenis if i've ever seen one. Either that or Danger's changed robot sexes.
I guess Namor is yelling cuz as king of the Atlanteans he deserves penis art that is much larger than that horrible excuse for a drawing.
@CATPANEXE said:
yeah, you do" * squints *
nope, thats not a penis shape, its a squash shape 4 sure.
i know a penis when i see one and thats not it. nope.
< ---- arms folded shaking head with lips pursed on my side of the screen "
<---- nodding head slowly with large grin
*while Prince Namor is getting a bath*
Cyclops: The royal "GATEWAY INTO THE NEGATIVE ZONE* is clean, your Highness.
Prince Namor: Fascinating! Storm, look at this! Utopia is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can mention *GATEWAY INTO THE NEGATIVE ZONE* on the boards!
"@CATPANEXE said:Oh they love me at the Convent! And they have the best sandwiches. (:You should be honest & pure, young lady! Back to the Convent...!! ""its a squash shape 4 sure. i know a penis when i see one and thats not it."
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