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    The X-Men are a superhero team of mutants founded by Professor Charles Xavier. They are dedicated to helping fellow mutants and sworn to protect a world that fears and hates them.

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    #1  Edited By thatlad

    What's with this machine in the background? It looks like a giant penis?!?! 
     

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    #2  Edited By Magian

    LMAO What people notice sometimes.

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    #3  Edited By queenfrost_

    what i wanna know is WTH IS EMMA WEARING!?

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    #4  Edited By xerox_kitty

    It's a gateway into the Negative Zone. 

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    #5  Edited By buttersdaman000

    lol at scotts face

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    Scott looks like a teenage girl in these pics.
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    #7  Edited By Jotham

    Looks more like a keyhole to me, but, yeah, okay, penis.

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    #8  Edited By hydrabob--defunct

    yeah i thought this was about something completely different

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    #9  Edited By joshmightbe

    My question, Why are so many of my fellow comic fans obsessed with finding dicks in everything?

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    #10  Edited By buttersdaman000

    I really dont see how he saw a penis in that scan lol......

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    #11  Edited By TheCrowbar

    looks more like a flask...

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    #12  Edited By Thunderscream
    @joshmightbe: because good dicks are hard to find in real life ;)
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    #13  Edited By Mercy_

    Didn't notice until it was  mentioned.  
     
    Not a fan of the art at all really. 

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    #14  Edited By joshmightbe
    @Thunderscream: I can find mine and as far as I'm concerned thats the only one I need to see
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    #15  Edited By doddy

     hahahaha, good job!
     i dont like the art...backgrounds are awesome, but their faces...ugh....

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    #16  Edited By Magian

    I don't really like this art. The faces look weird.

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    #17  Edited By joshmightbe

    More importantly why does Cyclops look like an elf with downs syndrome 

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    #18  Edited By Gambit1024

    ... ...

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    #19  Edited By Jotham

    By the way, nice job on the new "most provocative thread title I've ever seen."

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    What kind of face is Hope making? (Assuming that's Hope and not a Jean Grey muppet)
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    #21  Edited By CATPANEXE

    * squints *
    nope, thats not a penis shape, its a squash shape 4 sure.
    i know a penis when i see one and thats not it.
    nope.
    < ---- arms folded shaking head with lips pursed on my side of the screen

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    #22  Edited By iLLituracy

    I'm going to take it upon myself to notice that you either had something happen to you as a child involving penises or you're suppressing your urges for penis and are seeing things that aren't really all that phallic as penises. 
     
    And I've come to tell you that it's not your fault.

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    #23  Edited By Mercy_
    @xerox-kitty said:
    " It's a gateway into the Negative Zone.  "
    O_o why do the X-Men have a gateway into the Negative Zone?
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    #24  Edited By xerox_kitty
    @joshmightbe said:
    " My question, Why are so many of my fellow comic fans obsessed with finding dicks in everything? "
    For the same reason they too many people are obsessed with gay characters, rape or Storm... Beats the hell outta me. 
     
    @Thunderscream said:
    " @joshmightbe: because good dicks are hard to find in real life ;) "
    There's only one good Dick... Grayson ;) 
     
     @CATPANEXE said: 
    "its a squash shape 4 sure. i know a penis when i see one and thats not it."
    You should be honest & pure, young lady!  Back to the Convent...!!
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    #25  Edited By Mercy_
    @Jake Fury said:
    " What kind of face is Hope making? (Assuming that's Hope and not a Jean Grey muppet) "
    Don't get me started mister. :P
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    #26  Edited By xerox_kitty
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    @The Dark Huntress said:
    " @Jake Fury said:
    " What kind of face is Hope making? (Assuming that's Hope and not a Jean Grey muppet) "
    Don't get me started mister. :P "

    She looks funneh. :P
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    #28  Edited By howlettgrowl

    cyclops' face scares the crap outta me!!!

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    #29  Edited By nefarious

    lol.

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    #30  Edited By DEGRAAF
    @queenfrost_:
    Whats wrong with what she's wearing she is always wearing white skimpy outfits
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    #31  Edited By thatlad

    The art is awful, Namor looks terrible scott & hope look like x-babies it's just wrong for the premier x-title

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    #32  Edited By DEGRAAF

    I didnt read all the other posts but i think it looks more like a bong
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    #33  Edited By xerox_kitty
    @thatlad said:
    " The art is awful, Namor looks terrible scott & hope look like x-babies it's just wrong for the premier x-title "
    It's not the premier X-Title.  It's from the Annual.  It's been so long since an Annual highlighted talented artists :( 
     
    BTW... If this turns into another thread that bashes the art of the Annual, then it'll be closed as a duplicate.  As I already pointed out, there's already a thread where people are discussing the pros (if there are any) and cons of the art:  Steve Rogers the X-Men & Namor Must Escape From the Negative Zone
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    #34  Edited By Thunderscream
    @xerox-kitty: right, so let's get back to the X-Penis.
     
    I wonder which X-Man was the inspiration for the overall shape and size...
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    #35  Edited By thatlad
    @xerox-kitty: @Thunderscream:   
     
    Too true, back to the x-penis.  
    It's got lot's of techy veins on it so I'm going to go with Apocalypse's penis (post-en sabah nur, pre-whiny little kid that turned most of x-force into little bitches) 
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    #36  Edited By Hawkling

    you can't make a dick that obvious by accident...

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    #37  Edited By riri4life

    mkay...

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    #38  Edited By thatlad
    @CATPANEXE said:
     < ---- arms folded shaking head with lips pursed on my side of the screen "
    Which Lips? 
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    #39  Edited By Thunderscream
    @thatlad said:
    " @xerox-kitty: @Thunderscream:    Too true, back to the x-penis.  It's got lot's of techy veins on it so I'm going to go with Apocalypse's penis (post-en sabah nur, pre-whiny little kid that turned most of x-force into little bitches)  "
    yep, that's an Apocapenis if i've ever seen one. Either that or Danger's changed robot sexes.
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    I guess Namor is yelling cuz as king of the Atlanteans he deserves penis art that is much larger than that horrible excuse for a drawing.
     
    @CATPANEXE said:

    " * squints * 
    nope, thats not a penis shape, its a squash shape 4 sure. 
    i know a penis when i see one and thats not it. nope. 
    < ---- arms folded shaking head with lips pursed on my side of the screen "

    yeah, you do
    <---- nodding head slowly with large grin
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    #41  Edited By ReVamp
    @Jake Fury said:
    "Scott looks like a teenage girl in these pics. "

    @ComicMan24 said:
    "LMAO What people notice sometimes. "


    Both these comments express all that needs to be said.
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    #42  Edited By joshmightbe
    @ReVamp: no scott looks like a deformed teenage girl here
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    #43  Edited By ReVamp

    @joshmightbe said:

    " @ReVamp: no scott looks like a deformed teenage girl here "


     

    I am ReVamp and I approve this message.
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    #44  Edited By SC  Moderator

    *while Prince Namor is getting a bath* 
     
    Cyclops: The royal "GATEWAY INTO THE NEGATIVE ZONE* is clean, your Highness.  
     
    Prince Namor: Fascinating! Storm, look at this! Utopia is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can mention *GATEWAY INTO THE NEGATIVE ZONE* on the boards!

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    #45  Edited By John Valentine

    Awful, awful art! 

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    #46  Edited By INNOCENTCATEXE
    @xerox-kitty said:
    "@CATPANEXE said: 
    "its a squash shape 4 sure. i know a penis when i see one and thats not it."
    You should be honest & pure, young lady!  Back to the Convent...!! "
    Oh they love me at the Convent! And they have the best sandwiches. (:
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    #47  Edited By AgeofHurricane
    @SC: 
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    #48  Edited By John Valentine

    @xerox_kitty said:

    It's a gateway into the Negative Zone.

    I'm sure that's what Mr Fantastic tells people too.

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