Uncanny X-Penis

#1 Posted by thatlad (596 posts) - - Show Bio

What's with this machine in the background? It looks like a giant penis?!?! 
 

#2 Posted by ComicMan24 (147093 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO What people notice sometimes.

#3 Posted by queenfrost_ (2499 posts) - - Show Bio

what i wanna know is WTH IS EMMA WEARING!?

#4 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio

It's a gateway into the Negative Zone. 

#5 Posted by buttersdaman000 (9973 posts) - - Show Bio

lol at scotts face

#6 Posted by Jake Fury (18934 posts) - - Show Bio

Scott looks like a teenage girl in these pics.
#7 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio

Looks more like a keyhole to me, but, yeah, okay, penis.

#8 Posted by hydrabob--defunct (14860 posts) - - Show Bio

yeah i thought this was about something completely different

#9 Posted by joshmightbe (24941 posts) - - Show Bio

My question, Why are so many of my fellow comic fans obsessed with finding dicks in everything?

#10 Posted by buttersdaman000 (9973 posts) - - Show Bio

I really dont see how he saw a penis in that scan lol......

#11 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

looks more like a flask...

#12 Posted by Thunderscream (1813 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe: because good dicks are hard to find in real life ;)
#13 Posted by Mercy_ (92863 posts) - - Show Bio

Didn't notice until it was  mentioned.  
 
Not a fan of the art at all really. 

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#14 Posted by joshmightbe (24941 posts) - - Show Bio
@Thunderscream: I can find mine and as far as I'm concerned thats the only one I need to see
#15 Posted by doddy (251 posts) - - Show Bio

 hahahaha, good job!
 i dont like the art...backgrounds are awesome, but their faces...ugh....

#16 Posted by ComicMan24 (147093 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't really like this art. The faces look weird.

#17 Posted by joshmightbe (24941 posts) - - Show Bio

More importantly why does Cyclops look like an elf with downs syndrome 

#18 Posted by Gambit1024 (9890 posts) - - Show Bio

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#19 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio

By the way, nice job on the new "most provocative thread title I've ever seen."

#20 Posted by Jake Fury (18934 posts) - - Show Bio

What kind of face is Hope making? (Assuming that's Hope and not a Jean Grey muppet)
#21 Posted by CATPANEXE (9368 posts) - - Show Bio

* squints *
nope, thats not a penis shape, its a squash shape 4 sure.
i know a penis when i see one and thats not it.
nope.
< ---- arms folded shaking head with lips pursed on my side of the screen

#22 Posted by iLLituracy (13537 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to take it upon myself to notice that you either had something happen to you as a child involving penises or you're suppressing your urges for penis and are seeing things that aren't really all that phallic as penises. 
 
And I've come to tell you that it's not your fault.

#23 Posted by Mercy_ (92863 posts) - - Show Bio
@xerox-kitty said:
" It's a gateway into the Negative Zone.  "
O_o why do the X-Men have a gateway into the Negative Zone?
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#24 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:
" My question, Why are so many of my fellow comic fans obsessed with finding dicks in everything? "
For the same reason they too many people are obsessed with gay characters, rape or Storm... Beats the hell outta me. 
 
@Thunderscream said:
" @joshmightbe: because good dicks are hard to find in real life ;) "
There's only one good Dick... Grayson ;) 
 
 @CATPANEXE said: 
"its a squash shape 4 sure. i know a penis when i see one and thats not it."
You should be honest & pure, young lady!  Back to the Convent...!!
#25 Posted by Mercy_ (92863 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury said:
" What kind of face is Hope making? (Assuming that's Hope and not a Jean Grey muppet) "
Don't get me started mister. :P
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#26 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by Jake Fury (18934 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Dark Huntress said:
" @Jake Fury said:
" What kind of face is Hope making? (Assuming that's Hope and not a Jean Grey muppet) "
Don't get me started mister. :P "

She looks funneh. :P
#28 Posted by howlettgrowl (729 posts) - - Show Bio

cyclops' face scares the crap outta me!!!

#29 Posted by Nefarious (21293 posts) - - Show Bio

lol.

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#30 Posted by DEGRAAF (7896 posts) - - Show Bio
@queenfrost_:
Whats wrong with what she's wearing she is always wearing white skimpy outfits
#31 Posted by thatlad (596 posts) - - Show Bio

The art is awful, Namor looks terrible scott & hope look like x-babies it's just wrong for the premier x-title

#32 Posted by DEGRAAF (7896 posts) - - Show Bio

I didnt read all the other posts but i think it looks more like a bong
#33 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio
@thatlad said:
" The art is awful, Namor looks terrible scott & hope look like x-babies it's just wrong for the premier x-title "
It's not the premier X-Title.  It's from the Annual.  It's been so long since an Annual highlighted talented artists :( 
 
BTW... If this turns into another thread that bashes the art of the Annual, then it'll be closed as a duplicate.  As I already pointed out, there's already a thread where people are discussing the pros (if there are any) and cons of the art:  Steve Rogers the X-Men & Namor Must Escape From the Negative Zone
#34 Posted by Thunderscream (1813 posts) - - Show Bio
@xerox-kitty: right, so let's get back to the X-Penis.
 
I wonder which X-Man was the inspiration for the overall shape and size...
#35 Posted by thatlad (596 posts) - - Show Bio
@xerox-kitty: @Thunderscream:   
 
Too true, back to the x-penis.  
It's got lot's of techy veins on it so I'm going to go with Apocalypse's penis (post-en sabah nur, pre-whiny little kid that turned most of x-force into little bitches) 
#36 Posted by Hawkling (178 posts) - - Show Bio

you can't make a dick that obvious by accident...

#37 Posted by riri4life (7189 posts) - - Show Bio

mkay...

#38 Posted by thatlad (596 posts) - - Show Bio
@CATPANEXE said:
 < ---- arms folded shaking head with lips pursed on my side of the screen "
Which Lips? 
#39 Posted by Thunderscream (1813 posts) - - Show Bio
@thatlad said:
" @xerox-kitty: @Thunderscream:    Too true, back to the x-penis.  It's got lot's of techy veins on it so I'm going to go with Apocalypse's penis (post-en sabah nur, pre-whiny little kid that turned most of x-force into little bitches)  "
yep, that's an Apocapenis if i've ever seen one. Either that or Danger's changed robot sexes.
#40 Edited by hydrabob--defunct (14860 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess Namor is yelling cuz as king of the Atlanteans he deserves penis art that is much larger than that horrible excuse for a drawing.
 
@CATPANEXE said:

" * squints * 
nope, thats not a penis shape, its a squash shape 4 sure. 
i know a penis when i see one and thats not it. nope. 
< ---- arms folded shaking head with lips pursed on my side of the screen "

yeah, you do
<---- nodding head slowly with large grin
#41 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury said:
"Scott looks like a teenage girl in these pics. "

@ComicMan24 said:
"LMAO What people notice sometimes. "


Both these comments express all that needs to be said.
#42 Posted by joshmightbe (24941 posts) - - Show Bio
@ReVamp: no scott looks like a deformed teenage girl here
#43 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

" @ReVamp: no scott looks like a deformed teenage girl here "


 

I am ReVamp and I approve this message.
#44 Posted by SC (13237 posts) - - Show Bio

*while Prince Namor is getting a bath* 
 
Cyclops: The royal "GATEWAY INTO THE NEGATIVE ZONE* is clean, your Highness.  
 
Prince Namor: Fascinating! Storm, look at this! Utopia is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can mention *GATEWAY INTO THE NEGATIVE ZONE* on the boards!

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#45 Posted by John Valentine (16313 posts) - - Show Bio

Awful, awful art! 

#46 Posted by INNOCENTCATEXE (43 posts) - - Show Bio
@xerox-kitty said:
"@CATPANEXE said: 
"its a squash shape 4 sure. i know a penis when i see one and thats not it."
You should be honest & pure, young lady!  Back to the Convent...!! "
Oh they love me at the Convent! And they have the best sandwiches. (:
#47 Posted by AgeofHurricane (7301 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC: 
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#48 Posted by John Valentine (16313 posts) - - Show Bio

@xerox_kitty said:

It's a gateway into the Negative Zone.

I'm sure that's what Mr Fantastic tells people too.

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