1. He Pouted and Whined on the Original X-Men
Reason: On a team with a funny charming guy, a brilliant guy and a super rich guy, the one woman on the team (Jean Grey) decides that she loves you. The obvious answer to this is to spend all your time moping around and being a drag. ROFL
2. He was a total dick to his teammates on the All New X-Men
Reason: Cyclops’ leadership abilities consist of lamenting the fact that all the “old” X-Men decided to dump his ass and making fun of his new teammates. He probably should have gotten some books on tape to help with that issue. What a DOUCHE BAG.
3. Jean Grey Dies For the First (of Many) Times and Cyclops is Immediately Hitting the Town
Reason : Well Jean may have died in a horrific accident piloting a space shuttle, but I obviously need to move on and start seeing other people. What a type of GUY.
4. Jean Grey Dies Again (AGAIN), Cyclops Mourns by Making Time with a Blonde
Reason: My girlfriend just died for the second time in a year’s span. Guess its time to jump back on the relationship horse! What a lovely MAN.
5. Cyclops Dates (and Marries) a Woman Who Looks Like His Dead Girlfriend
Reason: It isn’t creepy at all to date and marry a woman who is a clone of your dead girlfriend. Not.at.all. What a CREEPIEST GUY.
6. Cyclops Abandons His Young Bride To Take Back Leadership of the X-Men
Reason: Cyclops is a lone wolf and a rebel so he isn’t going to settle down and help raise a family. Instead he has to stir the pot and try to take back leadership of the X-Men. Spoiler: He loses. What a LOSER.
7. Cyclops Abandons His Young Wife and Child Once He Realizes that Jean Grey is Alive (Again)
Reason: So Cyclops attempts to construct a new life with his wife Madelyn and son Nathan. However, one word that Jean Grey might be alive drives him to abandon his family and shack up again with his long dead paramour. What a nice GUY.
8. Cyclops Shows As Much Emotion As A Dead fish When Madelyn Pryor Dies
Reason: Madelyn Pryor has joined with the All New X-Men (led by Storm) and is thought to be dead. She then, of course, dies. Cyclops, manages to treat these events with all the excitement of getting the weather report. What an A**
9. Cyclops Finally Marries Jean Grey
Reason: This needs to be noted because it is one of the few decent things that Cyclops has ever done in his life. Of course, he immediately screws that up. What an A@@HOLE.
10. Cyclops Cheats on His Wife With Her Arch-Nemesis Emma Frost
Reason: Cyclops believes that his his relationship with Jean Grey has grown stagnant. The solution? Make time with her worst enemy. What a CHEATER.
11. Jean Grey Dies (AGAIN) and Cyclops Makes His Relationship with Emma Frost Official
Reason: Nothing says mourning like officially becoming an item with your dead wife’s most hated enemy and basically alienating all your friends in he process. What a STUPID guy.
12. Cyclops Likes Others to Do His Dirty Work
Reason: In order to keep his hands clean, Cyclops sanctions Wolverine and a group of bloodthirsty X-Men to kill threats to the mutant community. Of course, he tries to disavow any involvement. What a dirty BASTARD.
13. Cyclops Once Again Betrays a Lady Love
Reason: Romeo that he is, Cyclops destroys his latest relationship by stabbing Emma Frost in the back and stealing the the superpowers she has recently acquired. What a SCUM-BAG.
14. Cyclops Hates Authority Figures, Kills Mentor
Reason: Cyclops hits rock bottom and kills his Professor X. What a MURDERER and HERO.
15. Cyclops Wonders Why World Does Not Love Him
Reason: This panel kind of sums of Cyclops’ delusion that the world is all about him all the time. What a MORON.
Now, this doesn't make him FABULOUS.
I liked him, but ever since he change, I despise him.
Yes, and you guys want FACTS and DETAILS to argue point? Here it is. Your Hero DOUCHE BAG. And don't expect me to answer your post because this was created so people can see of what DOUCHE BAG Cyclops is. He's WRONG and never RIGHT. So have fun in this FABULOUS thread.
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