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The Uncanny X-Men are a superhero team of mutants that were founded by fellow mutant Professor Charles Xavier. They are dedicated to helping fellow mutants and sworn to protect a world that fears and hates them.

Jesus was a mutant

#1 Posted by krspaceT (1018 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

A guy who could walk on water and turn water to wine?

In a world of natural mutations, 'gods' who can die like the Olympains or Asgardians, is it really so hard to imagine that he was a mutant?

#2 Posted by SandMan_ (2347 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Oh boy....

#3 Posted by joshmightbe (19376 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@krspaceT: Well he could have also been an Eternal, Inhuman, Magic User, Alien or actual Demi god/God since all those things exist within the Marvel U

#4 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Doesn't matter what Jesus was because

CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT!!!

#5 Posted by dangallant984 (1282 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@krspaceT: naw, he was a god -y'know, like Hercules..

#6 Posted by LordMaverick (4388 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@SandMan_ said:

Oh boy....
#7 Edited by ThanoStomp (585 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Perhaps he was a mutant... he's got Gambit-level agility skillz.

#8 Posted by Veitha (1627 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

No guys, no. He wasn't a mutant, He was a Doctor(read Authority by Millar)

#9 Posted by fesak (6768 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

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#10 Posted by Yz (20 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@fesak said:

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

O rly?

Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

#11 Posted by TheAcidSkull (6690 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

F#ck This. i hate stupid idiotic jokes like this....

#12 Posted by KnightRise (3609 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@Yz said:

@fesak said:

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

O rly?

Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

Skin of bronze, hair of wool.

#13 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (15621 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio
@KnightRise said:

@Yz said:

@fesak said:

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

O rly?

Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

Skin of bronze, hair of wool.

huh?
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#14 Posted by fesak (6768 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Jesus wasn't a very good character design, he's basically a rip-off of Cesare Borgia and only appears in the sequel. He had epic trolling skills though, especially when he tricked his slaves into being cannibals, or when he appears on peoples toast.

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#15 Posted by AgeofHurricane (6545 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Oh Lord, forgive me for the people i will hurt.

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#16 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@Yz said:

@fesak said:

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

O rly?

Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Jesus had a lazy eye!?

BRB going to hell.

#17 Posted by colonyofcells (1835 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

#18 Posted by Loki9876 (2666 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

@krspaceT: Well he could have also been an Eternal, Inhuman, Magic User, Alien or actual Demi god/God since all those things exist within the Marvel U

true that

#19 Posted by Loki9876 (2666 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@Yz: I'm sorry but he's right cesare is the guy that they used to base jesus' looks off.

#20 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@colonyofcells said:

Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

Can we try to keep Wolverine out of at least 1 book!

#21 Posted by Onemoreposter (2650 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

I love this thread.

#22 Posted by ZEELLO (219 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

is there any proof that jesus actually did those things and not just something made up by the bible?

I hear the four gospels get more over the top in the order they were written, as if each one was an edit to make jesus look more divine.

#23 Posted by papad1992 (6264 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@LordMaverick said:

@SandMan_ said:

Oh boy....
#24 Posted by Jean199999 (472 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

I'd say he was more of a mage with DK powers.

#25 Posted by dangallant984 (1282 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@colonyofcells said:

Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

Can we try to keep Wolverine out of at least 1 book!

fell off my chair and swallowed my gum!

#26 Posted by Son Of Storm (11239 posts) - 4 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Jesus..........was an alien/mutant/fictional character/divine being/cyborg!

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