Jesus was a mutant

#1 Posted by krspaceT (1882 posts) - - Show Bio

A guy who could walk on water and turn water to wine?

In a world of natural mutations, 'gods' who can die like the Olympains or Asgardians, is it really so hard to imagine that he was a mutant?

#2 Posted by SandMan_ (4581 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh boy....

#3 Posted by joshmightbe (26583 posts) - - Show Bio

@krspaceT: Well he could have also been an Eternal, Inhuman, Magic User, Alien or actual Demi god/God since all those things exist within the Marvel U

#4 Posted by TheCrowbar (4397 posts) - - Show Bio

Doesn't matter what Jesus was because

CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT!!!

#5 Posted by dangallant984 (1299 posts) - - Show Bio

@krspaceT: naw, he was a god -y'know, like Hercules..

#6 Posted by AssertingValor (7047 posts) - - Show Bio

@SandMan_ said:

Oh boy....
#7 Edited by ThanoStomp (848 posts) - - Show Bio

Perhaps he was a mutant... he's got Gambit-level agility skillz.

#8 Posted by Veitha (4125 posts) - - Show Bio

No guys, no. He wasn't a mutant, He was a Doctor(read Authority by Millar)

#9 Posted by fesak (8501 posts) - - Show Bio

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

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#10 Posted by Yz (20 posts) - - Show Bio

@fesak said:

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

O rly?

Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

#12 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

@Yz said:

@fesak said:

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

O rly?

Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

Skin of bronze, hair of wool.

#13 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (41758 posts) - - Show Bio
@KnightRise said:

@Yz said:

@fesak said:

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

O rly?

Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

Skin of bronze, hair of wool.

huh?
#14 Posted by fesak (8501 posts) - - Show Bio

Jesus wasn't a very good character design, he's basically a rip-off of Cesare Borgia and only appears in the sequel. He had epic trolling skills though, especially when he tricked his slaves into being cannibals, or when he appears on peoples toast.

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#15 Posted by AgeofHurricane (7684 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh Lord, forgive me for the people i will hurt.

#16 Posted by TheCrowbar (4397 posts) - - Show Bio

@Yz said:

@fesak said:

Fun fact; Jesus was an arabic jew, and the classic white guy bearded look is actually Cesare Borgia who was quite successful with the iconography switcheroo.

O rly?

Then why does this painting predate Cesare by almost a thousand years?

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Jesus had a lazy eye!?

BRB going to hell.

#17 Posted by colonyofcells (2039 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

#18 Posted by Loki9876 (3326 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

@krspaceT: Well he could have also been an Eternal, Inhuman, Magic User, Alien or actual Demi god/God since all those things exist within the Marvel U

true that

#19 Posted by Loki9876 (3326 posts) - - Show Bio

@Yz: I'm sorry but he's right cesare is the guy that they used to base jesus' looks off.

#20 Posted by TheCrowbar (4397 posts) - - Show Bio

@colonyofcells said:

Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

Can we try to keep Wolverine out of at least 1 book!

#21 Posted by Onemoreposter (4265 posts) - - Show Bio

I love this thread.

#22 Posted by ZEELLO (233 posts) - - Show Bio

is there any proof that jesus actually did those things and not just something made up by the bible?

I hear the four gospels get more over the top in the order they were written, as if each one was an edit to make jesus look more divine.

#23 Posted by papad1992 (7022 posts) - - Show Bio

@LordMaverick said:

@SandMan_ said:

Oh boy....
#24 Posted by Jean199999 (561 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd say he was more of a mage with DK powers.

#25 Posted by dangallant984 (1299 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@colonyofcells said:

Wolverine also has healing powers so maybe Wolverine used to be Jesus ?

Can we try to keep Wolverine out of at least 1 book!

fell off my chair and swallowed my gum!

#26 Posted by Son Of Storm (11338 posts) - - Show Bio

Jesus..........was an alien/mutant/fictional character/divine being/cyborg!

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