5 stages of grief. The Bendis takes over your favorite Marvel book version.
1. Denial: Oh god no, maybe.....maybe bleeding cool made a mistake, yeah, they must have gotten this wrong, there's no way this is happening UXM is Marvels best book no way they would change writers with that going on......right?
2. Anger: F*ck Marvel, they can all go to hell they can go to hell and they can die, If I ever run into someone working at Marvel, woo boy they better run as fast as Quick Silver or that sonnuva ***** is dead. Gonna burn all my Marvel books, gonna burn down the Marvel headquarters. F*ck Marvel
3. Bargaining: Marvel.....can you hear me? it's me BlackArmor, listen I know we don't get along but if you keep Bendis away from UXM, I promise I'll drop all....some of my DC books and by 10 of yours.
4. Depression: Gonna, kill myself, there's no good in the world, no point in living anymore......
5. Acceptance: You know what, this might not be so bad, and if it is maybe Bendis will get hit by a bus.....
Hahaha. Good post.
Log in to comment