All New X-men teaser scripts. You suck, Bendis.

#1 Edited by Rickbarry (1743 posts) - - Show Bio

1- Ext. Jean Grey School for Higher Learning- day

Wide shot of the mansion from the front gate looking in.

It is a gorgeous day and it’s a calm day at the mansion.

Reads: the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning

THE BEAST

JOURNAL

I am mutating.

And it is [REDACTED].

4- Iceman is next to Hank, who leans on the blackbird. Trying to disguise [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]... And says it.

ICEMAN

The thing is Ororo, I've known Scott longer than ANYONE.

Me AND Hank.

We've known him forever. We were the ORIGINAL X-Men.

The Scott we grew up with - he would HATE this.

4- Iceman looks at us and thinks out loud.

ICEMAN

When we were young we were always worried about a mutant apocalyptic nightmare!

I'm telling you, if the young us saw what was going on today it would feel WORSE than the mutant apocalyptic nightmare we used to WORRY about!

______________________________________________________________________________

I find a few things interesting from these releases. Bobby is being way too preachy and overall annoying. Stick to the jokes, Chuckles and way to work in those really SUBTLE hints about what your younger self/O5 members would think. Good lord, but at least the art looks great. Anyone else find it hilarious that the leading X-title in the Marvel NOW era is about Beast mutating for a third or fourth time and forty year old characters returning?

#2 Posted by mjbiebs (24 posts) - - Show Bio

Question...so is the all new x-men comic mean that the uncanny x-men and wolverine and the x-men series are going to be discontinued?

#3 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32091 posts) - - Show Bio

@mjbiebs: Uncanny is, W&TXM will keep going

#4 Edited by time (4835 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry said:

1- Ext. Jean Grey School for Higher Learning- day

Wide shot of the mansion from the front gate looking in.

It is a gorgeous day and it’s a calm day at the mansion.

Reads: the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning

THE BEAST

JOURNAL

I am mutating.

And it is [REDACTED].

4- Iceman is next to Hank, who leans on the blackbird. Trying to disguise [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]... And says it.

ICEMAN

The thing is Ororo, I've known Scott longer than ANYONE.

Me AND Hank.

We've known him forever. We were the ORIGINAL X-Men.

The Scott we grew up with - he would HATE this.

4- Iceman looks at us and thinks out loud.

ICEMAN

When we were young we were always worried about a mutant apocalyptic nightmare!

I'm telling you, if the young us saw what was going on today it would feel WORSE than the mutant apocalyptic nightmare we used to WORRY about!

______________________________________________________________________________

I find a few things interesting from these releases. Bobby is being way too preachy and overall annoying. Stick to the jokes, Chuckles and way to work in those really SUBTLE hints about what your younger self/O5 members would think. Good lord, but at least the art looks great. Anyone else find it hilarious that the leading X-title in the Marvel NOW era is about Beast mutating for a third or fourth time and forty year old characters returning?

No It's about time Beast, Kitty, Iceman and Storm spend some time in the spotlight. X-Men has been about Scott, Emma and Wolverine for far too long, it's there time to shine in comics. The art looks pretty bad, but I'm looking forward too this title. It's time Iceman grow up abit.

@mjbiebs said:

Question...so is the all new x-men comic mean that the uncanny x-men and wolverine and the x-men series are going to be discontinued?

I think Uncanny X-Men is getting cancel and I think Wolverine and the X-Men will continue.

#5 Posted by Mr_Colossus (93 posts) - - Show Bio

@mjbiebs: From my understanding Wolverine and the X-Men is going to continue for the time being, but Uncanny X-Men only has a few issues before it ends. All New X-Men seems kind of like a replacement for Uncanny X-Men. It looks kind of promising but only time and issues will tell for sure.

#6 Posted by Prodigy P (155 posts) - - Show Bio

Is it just me, or does Bendis always need to have a character who keeps on flogging the matter in dialogue?

#7 Posted by Billy Batson (57704 posts) - - Show Bio

Suck iiiit.
BB

#8 Posted by time (4835 posts) - - Show Bio

@Billy Batson said:

Suck iiiit.
BB

I guess you don't like it then

#9 Posted by Billy Batson (57704 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't care for it either way.
BB

#10 Posted by Duke_Nasty (1017 posts) - - Show Bio

Only Marvel NOW title that I wont even be getting #1.

#11 Posted by Rickbarry (1743 posts) - - Show Bio

@time: The art is the only good thing going for it and they're the the primary characters in WATX. So, I don't see how they're not getting spotlight over the past year. I'm more referring to Bendis being lame. If Bobby growing up means he's going to whine 24/7 then let the doppleganger replace him. Give Beast a storyline that isn't about him mutating and I'll be interested.

#12 Posted by fodigg (6130 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder if Beast will mutate into a form where he's even more of a cat and less of a hypocrite.

#13 Posted by time (4835 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry said:

@time: The art is the only good thing going for it and they're the the primary characters in WATX. So, I don't see how they're not getting spotlight over the past year. I'm more referring to Bendis being lame. If Bobby growing up means he's going to whine 24/7 then let the doppleganger replace him. Give Beast a storyline that isn't about him mutating and I'll be interested.

Yes they been in the spotlight for a year, how about three or four years ago. I'm not looking forward to seeing 2 Beast, 2 Iceman, 2 Cyclops or 2 Angels, but I'm looking forward to Jean Grey coming back. The only people who not really happy about this is Emma and Scott fans and all I have to say to them is tough, suck it up, Cause those fans of Jean, Storm, Iceman and Beast had to for a long time, which wasn't fair at all. Bobby could be more mature, if he grows up and he should get a girlfriend.

#14 Posted by danhimself (22210 posts) - - Show Bio

this is the title that I'm most excited about as it offers the most in terms of the possibility of some great storytelling and some great character development....as long as Bendis brings the same level of writing to this as he does with Ultimate Spider-man and the Spider-men mini then this is going to be a great series

#15 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

storm better not be bringing her a** to the school. she picked scotts side. let her rot on utopia. or whats left of it.

#16 Edited by MadeinBangladesh (5856 posts) - - Show Bio

....and it comes out every two weeks...DEFINITELY NOT GETTING THIS BOOK.

#17 Posted by chunkypack87 (16 posts) - - Show Bio

Im a big a Cyclops fan, but im not worried or unhappy about the path his been on. Atleast I've had a couple of years of awesome Cyclop's led stories

I'd be into this book, but i kinda dis-like both Beast(actually hate him really) and Ice-Man.

#18 Posted by x_29 (2272 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.

#19 Posted by One_Eye (783 posts) - - Show Bio

@chunkypack87 said:

Im a big a Cyclops fan, but im not worried or unhappy about the path his been on. Atleast I've had a couple of years of awesome Cyclop's led stories

I'd be into this book, but i kinda dis-like both Beast(actually hate him really) and Ice-Man.

@Rickbarry: Beast can mutate into obscurity for all I care. I'd find it hilarious if he tried to cure his mutation((yet again)) and makes matters even worse for himself.

#20 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

@theTimeStreamer said:

storm better not be bringing her a** to the school. she picked scotts side. let her rot on utopia. or whats left of it.

Bad news for you she will be starring in WATX along with Beast, Wolverine, Kitty, and Iceman.

#21 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991: and the book has been dropped.

#22 Posted by One_Eye (783 posts) - - Show Bio

@fodigg said:

I wonder if Beast will mutate into a form where he's even more of a cat and less of a hypocrite.

I wouldn't count on it. I bet a whole steak dinner that he'll end worsening his mutation just like before.

#23 Posted by One_Eye (783 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't forget that she'll be in X-Force as well.

#24 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

@theTimeStreamer said:

@Blood1991: and the book has been dropped.

Ok?

#25 Posted by Pso_Christen (76 posts) - - Show Bio

@theTimeStreamer said:

storm better not be bringing her a** to the school. she picked scotts side. let her rot on utopia. or whats left of it.

The only reason why she stayed on Utopia was to keep Cyclops in check (though that did not work)

She was actually packing up to head to Wolverine's school until Scott begged her to stay. I think she made the right choice.

#26 Posted by Veitha (2727 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah...quaternary mutation... what a originality.....

#27 Posted by lorex (939 posts) - - Show Bio

I am worried this book will turn into one of those shows where someone is shown a glimse of their future so they will change their ways before their lives end up in disaster.

#28 Posted by John Valentine (16270 posts) - - Show Bio

Because basing your opinion on a few panels is valid. NOT.

#29 Posted by One_Eye (783 posts) - - Show Bio

@Veitha said:

Yeah...quaternary mutation... what a originality.....

Hey, maybe Beast will mutate a better personality or some common sense.

#30 Posted by MarvelGrey (243 posts) - - Show Bio

@John Valentine said:

Because basing your opinion on a few panels is valid. NOT.

For Bendis books that is exactly what you need to do.

Be prepared for four pages of quipping from every character and head shots of characters talking by the third issue you might get some action that might be related to the story.

#31 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

I am looking forward to this. I love seeing these four spending some time together, its been a while.

#32 Posted by Veitha (2727 posts) - - Show Bio

@One_Eye said:

@Veitha said:

Yeah...quaternary mutation... what a originality.....

Hey, maybe Beast will mutate a better personality or some common sense.

lol

#33 Posted by poisonfleur (2923 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

@theTimeStreamer said:

storm better not be bringing her a** to the school. she picked scotts side. let her rot on utopia. or whats left of it.

Bad news for you she will be starring in WATX along with Beast, Wolverine, Kitty, and Iceman.

Besides she initially wanted to go to the school in the first place.

--That is until Scott Begged her to stay with him to help make Utopia a better place.

#34 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

@poisonfleur: oh yes. she made utopia an awesome place

#35 Posted by time (4835 posts) - - Show Bio

@theTimeStreamer said:

@poisonfleur: oh yes. she made utopia an awesome place

I'm sorry did Cyclops make Utopia an awesome place ?

#36 Posted by Rickbarry (1743 posts) - - Show Bio

@time: Heck yeah! They were all doing Tai Chi on the beach, but Cap just had to show up. How dare him.

#37 Posted by Pwok21 (2235 posts) - - Show Bio

Iceman getting more of a centre stage?

I'd get this but I cannot stand Storm, weasling her way into every X-Title as she is.

#38 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

@time: not talking about scott. talking about storm.

#39 Posted by AgeofHurricane (7257 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pwok21 said:

Iceman getting more of a centre stage?

I'd get this but I cannot stand Storm, weasling her way into every X-Title as she is.

LMAO.

Best comment i've seen so far, tbh.

#40 Posted by Brazen_Intellect (1144 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm going to be the responsible one and wait until reading the whole issue before commenting....that way I have a full issue of things to complain about.

The idea of Bendis on an X-book does not thrill me like Marvel would like it to, but after the past 5 years of X-books it will at least be different and (hopefully) cannot be worse

#41 Posted by Mercy_ (92257 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

@mjbiebs: Uncanny is, W&TXM will keep going

rages

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#42 Posted by ComicMan24 (147032 posts) - - Show Bio

The art looks great. Who is the artist?

#43 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll try it, but Bendis has burned a sacred part of my fandom and i will never forgive him.

#44 Posted by God_Spawn (37140 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24 said:

The art looks great. Who is the artist?

Stuart Immonen

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#45 Posted by photowill404 (105 posts) - - Show Bio

im just mad that UXM is getting cancelled. it was a very good read month to month. if anything they should have cancelled legacy. but i will check this book out simply because i want to see how long it takes before the writers try and find a way to 'fix' cyclops character. in other words how long they take to replace him with his younger self by the way. which i think will suck.

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