Kangaroos live in Australia, not Greece. How the hell did they get to Themyscira? The golden/silver age ww is rife with this kind of dumbassery. If you're going to give ww a pet, wouldn't it be something Greek or mythological? Maybe an owl for Athena, or a baby Satyr or something. Kangaroos??!!!!!!!! That's like Aquaman having a pet Capybara instead of an octopus.
Wonder Woman
Character » Wonder Woman appears in 8805 issues.
The Amazon princess, blessed with god-like super abilities, Wonder Woman is one of Earth's most powerful defenders of peace, justice, and equality and a member of the Justice League. She is considered an archetype for many heroines outside of comic book. Her initial origin depicted her as a clay baby brought to life by patron goddess Aphrodite, but in recent years she has been depicted as the daughter of Zeus and Amazon queen Hippolyta.
Why the hell did amazons have kangaroos?
@outside_85: why so
@joshmightbe: At least she's not riding a weaner-horse
immortal race of woman warriors blessed by the gods? yea that's cool, WAIT did you just say KANGAROOS? Psst now your just taking it to far!!!!!!!!
@awesam: that would triple her book sales
@joshmightbe: the jet sucks too
Everybody knows that Zues will sleep with anything regardless of how many legs it has, he even turns his girls into animals during the act to hide his activities from Hera from time to time. One day he turned himself and his mistress into Kangaroos (his idea of experimenting) but had to leave quickly as Hera was calling him and forgot to transform his mistress back into a human. Hera noticed before he had a chance to fix things, so he told her he brought the Kangaroo to Themyscira as a gift to the Amazons because Athena was mad at him (for missing her birthday for the 1000th time straight) and he thought this would appease her. Hera bought it and Zeus being the cold ***** he is ,left his mistress in the form and moved on, not knowing/caring she was pregnant. Well, she gave birth to twins (M&F) and from there on the Amazons breed them as pets....
Yeah, because when I think of things that differ from real life in comics, I totally think of how there are kangaroos in the wrong geographic location and that's just the one that gets me every time.
immortal race of woman warriors blessed by the gods? yea that's cool, WAIT did you just say KANGAROOS? Psst now your just taking it to far!!!!!!!!
seriously lol
I can't decide if you're serious because I actually believe that story XD
Yeah, because when I think of things that differ from real life in comics, I totally think of how there are kangaroos in the wrong geographic location and that's just the one that gets me every time.
immortal race of woman warriors blessed by the gods? yea that's cool, WAIT did you just say KANGAROOS? Psst now your just taking it to far!!!!!!!!
seriously lol
LOL
Its a fabrication based on true mythologicalevents ;)
LMAO
well of COURSE mythology is true! Don't you know the definition of the word?..Silly!
(Was that actually what happened in Greek Mythology...damn I didn't know Zeus was sleezy like that!)
Yes, Him and Nemisis SWANed, literally and him and Demeter slithered right under Hera's nose...
I think there is another with him and some girl he turned into a dear or something...
Yes, Him and Nemisis SWANed, literally and him and Demeter slithered right under Hera's nose...
I think there is another with him and some girl he turned into a dear or something...
oh god....i mean,zeus......
@tacos_kickass: they are greek though. That's why Diana's skin is green in her book
@tacos_kickass: they are greek though. That's why Diana's skin is green in her book
......green?
These are troubling times in the kingdom....
@starrk_coyote: Look up kangas
@starrk_coyote: http://thanley.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/sensation6.jpg
@starrk_coyote: http://thanley.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/sensation6.jpg
wow...just wow....thanks :)
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