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    Character » Wonder Woman appears in 8805 issues.

    The Amazon princess, blessed with god-like super abilities, Wonder Woman is one of Earth's most powerful defenders of peace, justice, and equality and a member of the Justice League. She is considered an archetype for many heroines outside of comic book. Her initial origin depicted her as a clay baby brought to life by patron goddess Aphrodite, but in recent years she has been depicted as the daughter of Zeus and Amazon queen Hippolyta.

    Why cant WW get laid?

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    Suigetsu

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    #151  Edited By Suigetsu

    Hmmm.. how about this candidates? 
    First PREUS!
    A kickass mofo that is kryptonian and can goe toe to toe with superman, beside' it would pay a homage to Michael Turner.
     http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/12592/277261-187272-preus_super.jpg
     
    Then we ve got The Sentry!.. wait the Sentry? Who the f*** is Sentry? 
    I dont know... I dont even think that he is even from the same universe but then why the heck no? I mean both are fictional chars no?
     http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/6130/148994-75622-sentry_super.jpg

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    #152  Edited By NagolNuff
    @Lantern Prime: who?
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    #153  Edited By Lantern Prime
    @NagolNuff said:
    " @Lantern Prime: who? "

    Mystique and Poison Ivy are bis......Ultimate X-Men's Colossus is gay.....I stop reading Ultimate X-Men when I found that out....
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    #154  Edited By BIackFlash

    and MoonDragon
    100% gay
     

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    Suigetsu

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    #155  Edited By Suigetsu

    wonder woman cant be lesbo because she is the icon of many heterosecual females.
    It would be like turning captain america or spiderman into a homo, I mean no offense to gay posters but it would be like a kick in the nutz to a fkin world.
     
    I think preus would be quite cool.

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    #156  Edited By Satyrquaze
    @BIackFlash said:
    "and MoonDragon
    100% gay
      "

    Except for the part where she was (by her own description) stalking Quasar.
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    #157  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Wonder Woman CAN get laid.Doing so isn't on her agenda therefore she hasn't....it's that simple.

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    #158  Edited By The_Ghostshell

    Batwoman is gay
     
    And Wonder Woman is in love with Nemesis.

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    Suigetsu

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    #159  Edited By Suigetsu

    who's that? He sucks. 
    Send him back crawling to the rock where he camefrom.
     
    Back in the old days when I watched the animated Super friends I tought that WW was into Aquaman.

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    #160  Edited By zvelf
    @Suigetsu said:
    " @DEGRAAF said:
    " @Vortex13 said:
    " @Laramie Jacobs said:
    " well batman would probably get his penis squeezed off like a walnut in a nutcracker if he tried to bo jangle Wonder woman "
    That is extremely crude. "
    lol that is extremely funny "
    Batman is the fkin  man, he would plan and find a way to prevent that. "

    Yeah, but a condom made out of titanium would defeat the whole purpose of the venture.
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    #161  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
    @Suigetsu said:
    " who's that? He sucks.  Send him back crawling to the rock where he camefrom. Back in the old days when I watched the animated Super friends I tought that WW was into Aquaman. "
    You just say any old thing...
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    #162  Edited By zvelf
    @Satyrquaze said:
    "@BIackFlash said:
    "and MoonDragon
    100% gay
      "
    Except for the part where she was (by her own description) stalking Quasar. "

    She also bedded Thor once. Yeah, Moony is definitely bi. 
     
    Wonder Woman almost has to be bi though given her upbringing.
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    #163  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Wonder Woman doesn't HAVE TO be anything.

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    #164  Edited By Konz81

    Why she cant get laid??? Easy. Super tough hymen. Even Supes couldnt punch through that ''wall''. So she probably thinks, 'Why bother?'
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    Well maybe she's secretely a Vestal Vigin, did you ever think of that, huh?
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    #166  Edited By AtPhantom

    Hey, I've got another question: WHY IS THIS A QUESTION AT ALL?!?!?!?!

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    @AtPhantom said:
    "Hey, I've got another question: WHY IS THIS A QUESTION AT ALL?!?!?!?! "
    The thread starter probably became envious of the fact that Jennifer Walters gets nail to her mattress every other Sunday, and WW can't even find a hammer.. 
     
    I agree, this is one dumb question to make into a thread... but I rather have fun with it than write something unoriginal.
     
    Sad part is it pops up every other week.
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    #168  Edited By Vortex13
    @AtPhantom said:
    " Hey, I've got another question: WHY IS THIS A QUESTION AT ALL?!?!?!?! "
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    What would happen if you flagged this thread?
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    #170  Edited By AtPhantom
    @Omega-level Supreme said:
    " What would happen if you flagged this thread? "
    It's been on the front page forever now. If they hadn't deemed it worth of locking so far, they're not gonna do it now.
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    #171  Edited By bullseye1989

    i mean can you blame any guy for being intimidated?? she makes mike tyson look like the freaking dali lhama lol
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    #172  Edited By stoneo
    @Zenma:
    Is Wonder Woman bisexual. I remember way back when "Seduction of the Innocent" was written there were rumors that she was a lesbian and spreading subliminal messages of SNM. I use to think that this was a bunch of bull crap, but when I started reading her earliest comics there were some pictures of risque things. After all she wears a skin tight bikini, 6in high heel shoes, two bracelets that look like chains and a golden lasso she can use as a whip or a Knoose.
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    #173  Edited By d0npierre

    I still think Thor would be the man to do it. With a head like a rock and mountains for muscles his *'(% would sure as hell break her '($^"'&.

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    #175  Edited By d0npierre
    @Vance Astro: I'm guessing the world cares.
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    #176  Edited By CylonDorado

    I don't think it would be a big deal if she had a steady BF, as long as it didn't take up too much story.
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    #177  Edited By SDSMP
    @DangerousCurves:  Didnt hercules rape her mom? thats what i heard.
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    #178  Edited By Gylan Thomas

    Pretty sure she has been laid. She's dated and been close to several characters.
    Dc amazon's certainly don't seem to hate men either.

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    It simply amazes me that no one seems to know this, but if she loses her virginity, she also loses her immortality.

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    She has, multiple times.

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    Lmao what type of thread is this

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    @beyonder97: I have read several comics and a few graphic novels where wonder woman hooked up with Batman once,but several times with superman, and she started to age each time as she was no longer a virgin. There is one in particular you might like, I will try an google it later, and send you a link if I can do that here.

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    @graybeard: Yhh but I'm talking about the current continuity! What you say might have been retconned.

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