Why cant WW get laid?

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#1 Posted by Zenma (4970 posts) - - Show Bio

well she's an amazon and they despise men so is that the reason?

#2 Posted by Zenma (4970 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Why did you write so much?Diana shouldn't get laid...they will ruin the character."

that too and she's tall

#3 Posted by Vrakmul (23407 posts) - - Show Bio

She should never get laid. She's an Amazon, they hate men, it would be a oxymoron.

#4 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

It's about time Diana, the poor girl, gets a freaking boyfriend already. Surely, she don’t need no man to define her, much like Superman and Batman’s characters are never burdened by their relationships, but for Wonder Woman it’s about time we get a little romance in the book. Superman has been married for years now, Batman has bedded many a hot tamale, but I fear that when it comes time for Diana to take the plunge into virginity-be-gone-land the debates in comicdom will rage. I hope we can avoid the "very special" issue of Wonder Woman and just deal with it in the background of a larger story. For many, seeing someone as sexually innocent as Wonder Woman, perhaps the lone non-hyper-sexualized female character in comics, experience a very real and true aspect of human behavior will be both shocking and newsworthy. I venture to say that the issue in which Wonder Woman finally ends her decades-long ties to chastity will cause a huge eruption of press (no pun intended). Why is this? Did we get forum battles when Batman had his illegitimate child with Thalia? Did we hear tons of scuttlebutt from the comic masses when Superman danced the lights fantastic on his honeymoon? But for a woman hero, much less a comic book icon, to have sex . . . well, the repercussions are sure to be massive.

#5 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Wonder Woman is hardly innocent...and, what makes you think her being an amazon would choose a male, IF she decided to bunker down in her special bunk?

#6 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Zenma says:

"well she's an amazon and they despise men so is that the reason?"

Not really. According to greek legend Amazons kept men around to make them work and to have sex.

#7 Posted by Zenma (4970 posts) - - Show Bio

is batman going to be the first?

#8 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

Why did you write so much?Diana shouldn't get laid...they will ruin the character.

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#9 Posted by King Saturn (224003 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL

#10 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

it would be nice if she could find love

#11 Posted by King Saturn (224003 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
That would be more of a Tony Stark move."

LMAO. Yeah

#12 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"She should never get laid. She's an Amazon, they hate men, it would be a oxymoron. "

well i can pretty much safely say you don't know much about WW then lol

M

#13 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

Amazon's don't hate men and neither does Diana.

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#14 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

Zenma says:

"is batman going to be the first?"

Maybe if she was WonderMan

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#15 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

King Saturn says:

"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"

That would be more of a Tony Stark move.

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#16 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

King Saturn says:

"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"

must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?

#17 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"

She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck.

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#18 Posted by King Saturn (224003 posts) - - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"Vance Astro says:
"Apparition says:
"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"

It was supposed to be a joke.

#19 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Apparition says:
"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."

if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you

#20 Posted by King Saturn (224003 posts) - - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"King Saturn says:
"Apparition says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Apparition says:
"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"
It was supposed to be a joke. "
sorry ks!"

Oh its okay. I really didnt give a heads up with the jk.

#21 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

King Saturn says:

"Apparition says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Apparition says:
"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"
It was supposed to be a joke. "

sorry ks!

#22 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Why did you write so much?Diana shouldn't get laid...they will ruin the character."

I had a lot to say about it

#23 Posted by zee crusher (8997 posts) - - Show Bio

If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??

#24 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

zee crusher says:

"If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"

musta been some dream you had

#25 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

Zenma says:

"is batman going to be the first?"

i hope so

#26 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

dont mind him, he's just anti-relationships... for ww anyway

#27 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

zee crusher says:

"If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"

Could that have been on another earth?

#28 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"Vance Astro says:
"Apparition says:
"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."

if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"

I would rather WW lose her V card to a random superhero then to be in a relationship.

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#29 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Apparition says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Apparition says:
"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"
I would rather WW lose her V card to a random superhero then to be in a relationship."

Really? I would hate that. Not saying it wont happen.

#30 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"dont mind him, he's just anti-relationships... for ww anyway"

lol, well they hook up charters all the time. The bat family is constantly in and out of relationship. I'm just saying, give the girl some LOVEN!

#31 Posted by lordraiden (7009 posts) - - Show Bio

King Saturn says:

"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"

god bless him lol

#32 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

DangerousCurves says:

"Vance Astro says:
"Apparition says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Apparition says:
"King Saturn says:
"I think Batman will tap it first on Diana. Its going to happen its only a matter of time. Who knows, he may have already done it. LOL"
must it be about tapping it? can't she just have a nice slow developing, romantic relationship?"
She shouldn't have one at all.She's better as an independent woman.Relationships make characters suck."
if it's a choice between staying without someone or some hero being the first to "tap it" and get bragging rights, then i have to agree with you"
I would rather WW lose her V card to a random superhero then to be in a relationship."

Really? I would hate that. Not saying it wont happen. "

Anything but a relationship will do.Emma and Scott and Reed and Sue are the only people I think pull it off right.Everyone else gets in a relationship and and then they are all about each other instead of the task at hand.OMG Wiccan and Hulkling pissed me the f#ck off at the end or RunwaysYoung Avengers.Wiccan was all..Teddy does this and Teddy does that..I was like "JUST STFU about Teddy..WE GET IT! Your together.

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#33 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

zee crusher says:

"DangerousCurves says:
"zee crusher says:
"If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"
Could that have been on another earth? "
Probably. But still she did get laid, and knocked up lol. Must have explained those earth quakes. If you want to read it just look up gog you can probably even find this at wiki."

Will do :)

#34 Posted by Vance Astro (91191 posts) - - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"dont mind him, he's just anti-relationships... for ww anyway"

If she can be in a relationship and still be her than it's cool..other than that it's waste.

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#35 Posted by zee crusher (8997 posts) - - Show Bio

DangerousCurves says:

"zee crusher says:
"If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"

Could that have been on another earth?

"

Probably. But still she did get laid, and knocked up lol. Must have explained those earth quakes. If you want to read it just look up gog you can probably even find this at wiki.

#36 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

It would probably be Hawkgirl or Powergirl, if anyone. Remember...Amazon...raised with women...that's what's comfortable and safe to her...

#37 Posted by Dr. Victor von Doom (3118 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe shell turn out to be lesbian?

#38 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

Dr. Victor von Doom says:

"Maybe shell turn out to be lesbian?"

I hope not. Anyway, I wanna see Wonder Woman with someone. I like to see relationships in comic books for some reason. Don't assume that I'm soft, though. LOL.
Post Edited:2008-03-22 04:56:49

#39 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

zee crusher says:

"If i remember she did in one comic and wasn't it by superman?? Then gog came and beat every one up an then beat superman and WW up and took the kid??"

that was in The Kingdom, sequel to Kingdom Come, and while it did happen in normal continuity the future versions of Superman and Wonder Woman haven't come to pass yet

M

#40 Posted by IcePrince_X (4865 posts) - - Show Bio

Why can't WonderWoman get laid?

The question implies about her getting laid and not being in-love. Is it just a one night stand encounters or a regular meet up with the same person? Hmm.....

The list of possible guys are endless in terms who can get her in bed but the one who can steal her heart? Its an all out popularity thing but WonderWoman seems to have grown to a woman character who doesn't need any guy to make her a woman.

But my wish for her is to find the same guy she met in Paradise Island, the Pilot who made her aware of the world outside her island. He was only human but knows how to play his card right. This guy was used in the tv series as well as in justice league.

#41 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

IcePrince_X says:

"But my wish for her is to find the same guy she met in Paradise Island, the Pilot who made her aware of the world outside her island. He was only human but knows how to play his card right. This guy was used in the tv series as well as in justice league."

Steve Trevor :D

M

#42 Posted by IcePrince_X (4865 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"IcePrince_X says:
"But my wish for her is to find the same guy she met in Paradise Island, the Pilot who made her aware of the world outside her island. He was only human but knows how to play his card right. This guy was used in the tv series as well as in justice league."

Steve Trevor :D

M"

Yup that guy.

#43 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

DangerousCurves says:

"Why cant WW get laid?"

Laid, adj : of Lay.

To spread on a surface; as, to lay plaster or paint.

Example: "He laid the paint on the surface smoothly".

Here is Wonder Woman laid out on a bed...

Wonder Woman Laid, job done :D

M

#44 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

Static enters the bedroom, turns out the lights, and lays on top of her

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Post Edited:2008-03-22 06:02:00

#45 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Dreadnaught says:
"She should never get laid. She's an Amazon, they hate men, it would be a oxymoron. "
well i can pretty much safely say you don't know much about WW then lol M"

gasp

#46 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"DangerousCurves says:
"Why cant WW get laid?"
**Laid\, adj : of Lay.** To spread on a surface; as, to lay plaster or paint. Example: "He ***laid*** the paint on the surface smoothly". --------- Here is Wonder Woman ***laid*** out on a bed... Wonder Woman ***Laid***, job done :D M"

Okay, ya got me there.

Job well done!

#47 Posted by Terry Handson (1594 posts) - - Show Bio

isnt she an amazon lmao they dont need men....

looks down*

#48 Posted by DangerousCurves (86 posts) - - Show Bio

Terry Handson says:

"isnt she an amazon lmao they dont need men.... **looks down***"

Her Mom hooked up with Hercules, after WW saved him, and shes the queen of the amazons.....

#49 Posted by Avantar (385 posts) - - Show Bio

Its all that bondage stuff.. when she ties up the man with that lasso..all the roleplaying goes out the door since he would be compelled to tell the truth..

"Who's your daddy?" WW demands

" Actually that would be (insert generic name)"

boring...

#50 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Avanter has a point, that happens to be hilarious. Good job, Avantar!

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