The real problem is that you write popular, critically acclaimed books, comics, games etc. And the first thing that happens when Hollywood gets involved is that they need to change a lot of things, pretty much implying you are only one step up from being a village idiot, you stumbled and bumbled your way to success, but this is Hollywood where the big boys are and they need to take your work of outstanding quality and take a hacksaw to it, This isn't to facilitate the transition from one medium to another, it's a Hollywood disease. Come up with a change to a basic story and we'll give you money is the current modus operandi. The system doesn't care about delivering a good idea, it's about change for the sake of change for monetary gain, nothing else. Hollywood believes random ideas make good ideas if you get paid for it.
Essentially Hollywood is telling writers and creators that their work is fine in the world out there, but when Hollywood gets involved, you play by different rules. The system in Hollywood is a crazy web of creative people shackled by the execs and marketing people who are only focussing on ways to get more bums on seats regardless of what the story is about. War movie ? How do we crowbar a love scene into it. Rom Com ? We will need an action scene for the 15-25 year old males not to feel cheated. Then you have a bunch of people who believe they are creative titans, but are just one medical check away from certified insane. Imagine your favourite comic written by a 300-head strong committee, divided into factions with conflicting interests. That's how Hollywood films get made. By trying not to offend anyone and please everyone they fail at both.
So when you bring up Wonder Woman it makes every red light, klaxon and siren go off all at once. "Oh no ! Female lead, box office poison ! She wears star spangled lycra underwear !" Hollywood is afraid of everything that might cause the public to avoid a film and they have a scientifically proven voodoo formula that works about 1% of the time to make a sure-fire hit and Wonder Woman is everything but that formula ... Wonder Woman has so much to scare your average Hollywood exec, she will never survive the movie making process intact. Between the arrogant urge to "change and fix" everything that is "wrong" with her and the fear and scepticism that such a character can support their own movie, makes the odds that a WW film or series gets it completely wrong (or betterified it in Hollywood terms) is pretty high.
Once in a while Hollywood does manage to crank out a good film. You get a decent story that actually makes sense, they pick good actors and the director manages to guide the whole thing in the right direction and the execs don't conspire to find ways to hamstring the film before it is released.
I've always said that Wonder Woman is a very difficult character to get right. She's been ripped off several times, which means that a large section of the public will always assume that she is the ripoff. "I preferred Xena before they rebranded her as Wonder Woman ..." The exact thing happened to John Carter, the character is one of the main trope generators of Science Fiction for a hundred years and everybody from Roddenberry to Lucas used elements in their properties and when John Carter finally made his long overdue cinematic debut, he was instantly considered a poorly contrived loose formation of antiquated cliché's. So if your Wonder Woman movie is released tomorrow I can certify you that somebody will assert with a lot of authority that Wonder Woman was "a very bad rip off of that chick from that Hancock movie." The problem is that Hollywood execs consider that kind of opinion to be a good guide to the quality of a film. You can get WW perfectly right, but if enough punters make stupid claims, panic sets in and they scramble to rewrite and get out the hacksaw to fix it a week before release.
Outside of Hollywood you'd just get a few good writers, list the character's strong points, add a joke or two, figure out the action, look for an actress to fit those hard to fill red and white boots and see if the tiara fits, build up your conviction and try to sell the character as honestly and as best as you could. In Hollywood the movie will be dominated by fear, beaten over the head by target groups, audience polls, sniggers (the bathing suit, hur hur hur !) and the difficulty of finding the way to fit the round peg that is Wonder Woman into the square hole that is the Hollywood movie making process. (yes that last bit intentionally conjured a phallic image concerning Wonder Woman ...)
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