Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww this is a story all about how
My lore got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
(Forget before)
And I'll tell you how I became the new God of War
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In west Themyscaria born and raised
With the Amazons (where I wasn't made out of clay)
Chillin' out maxin' with Ares my trainer
Disappointed with mercy (he's such a complainer)
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When a couple of Gods who were up to no good
Started making babies in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got mad
"You're movin' to the man's world to hide from the wife of your Dad"
...
I begged and pleaded and then I got p*ssed
But she was already a statue and my sisters just hissed
I changed up my costume and added a sword
I looked for a scabbard but quickly got bored
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I met up with Hermes and when he came near
He handed me a baby and said "look after this dear"
Hera (my mother) gonna kill this kid dead
Then the first born attacked me, something wrong in his head
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I took on all comers became a Superman dater
Impaled my old teacher "Yo Ares smell ya later!"
I forgot my own character
Peace is stuff to ignore
While I sit on my throne as the new God of War...
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