Wolverine would absolutely massacre Batman. Bat-fans will come out of the wood work relying on his being the "World's Greatest Detective", to somehow think of a way to defeat a character who is: A) Superior in strength, power, speed, experience, intelligence (yes, intelligence-do some research), and fighting ability, B)Has an indestructible metal bonded to his natural bone structure, including claws, which enable him to not only withstand punishment that would render Batman immediately coffin-bound, but allow his claws to cut through virtually anything and C) An Omega level healing ability that is part of his natural genetic structure, meaning, even is Batman were somehow able to say, build a giant Bat-Laser Cannon, use a giant Bat-Magnet to freeze Wolverine in place, and melt his tissue of of his bones with it....the genetic material left over would essentially reform him (it's happened before). So when Brucie-boy is snug in his Bat-bed....a now very, very upset Logan would be standing over him ready to make Batman wet the bed with his carotid artery. And yes, that is possible. It's been mentioned that Wolverine's healing ability has adapted over the decades of withstanding nightmarish punishment, causing it to be increasingly efficient. Basically, if he's healed it before, he can heal it quicker now. And we all know he's withstood every goddamn thing imaginable. The only way to delay Batman's inevitable death is for him to make it a distance game for as long as possible, much like my argument with Wolverine Vs Cyclops...but in the end it doesn't matter. Wolverine's been there, done that, and knows how to evade, close in, and kill. Batman's best best is to be a sport, go head to head, and die like a man. Unless of course, being the World's Greatest Detective, he discovers that there's no fucking way he'd win, and just team up with Wolverine to kill off his troublesome, reoccurring, Gotham baddies.
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