Wolverine is a terrible kisser

#1 Posted by Red L.A.M.P. (2829 posts) - - Show Bio

You should never talk into a woman's mouth when you are kissing her... I know I've tried!

#2 Posted by Captain Cascader (1284 posts) - - Show Bio

So is the orange on his forehead a reflection of her hair, or does Wolverine have some new tribal thing going on?

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#3 Posted by G-Man (37649 posts) - - Show Bio

Think that was an Age of Apocalyps thing. When he only had the one hand and all. Somehow Wolvie gets the girls. I imagine him to be a dude that doesn't use deoderant. I think he must smell kinda musty. Maybe the chicks dig that.

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#4 Posted by Cosmic Sentinel (3749 posts) - - Show Bio

If Wolverine has taught us anything, it's that short, hairy guys with questionable hygeine are a hit with the ladies.

#5 Posted by Dreaded Porcupine (49 posts) - - Show Bio

He shouldn't worry about the talking. He should worry about his girls getting a mouth full of those side burns. Elvis is probably jealous.

#6 Posted by Prodigal Son (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

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