What are Wolverine's chances of beating Magneto in a 1vs1 fight?

#1 Posted by Iron_Lad (315 posts) - - Show Bio

50/50?
 
What are your thoughts?

#2 Posted by Mercy_ (92695 posts) - - Show Bio

He gets WTF murder-stomped.

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#3 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Dark Huntress said:
" He gets WTF murder-stomped. "
#4 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio

What format do you want my answer in? Shall I just say zero, or would you like something that makes it sound like he has a chance, like ten trillion to one?

#5 Posted by Edamame (28130 posts) - - Show Bio

None whatsoever, in my opinion. 

#6 Posted by SC (13096 posts) - - Show Bio

About the same chance as me being able to listen to my favorite music after Black Bolt screaming in my ear, The same chances of me having children after if Thor weirdly decided to throw a hammer at my crotch. about the same as me being able to beat Fat Cobra in a being fat and teaching Elvis how to fight and dance contest contest.  
 
Now if you make this a one on one fight where Magneto is sleeping after a fight with Thor, Hulk, Professor X and Puck, and Wolverine has 10 hours prep and Cyclops telling him what to do... then his chances increase from impossible, to WTFLOL

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#7 Posted by Edamame (28130 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC said:
" About the same chance as me being able to listen to my favorite music after Black Bolt screaming in my ear, The same chances of me having children after if Thor weirdly decided to throw a hammer at my crotch.
lol
#8 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC said:
" Now if you make this a one on one fight where Magneto is sleeping after a fight with Thor, Hulk, Professor X and Puck, and Wolverine has 10 hours prep and Cyclops telling him what to do... then his chances increase from impossible, to WTFLOL "
Yeah, I was thinking maybe if Magneto was asleep (and maybe drunk or drugged), and Wolverine was adamantium free (and standing right over Magneto's body), then he might have a chance.
#9 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC said:
" About the same chance as me being able to listen to my favorite music after Black Bolt screaming in my ear, The same chances of me having children after if Thor weirdly decided to throw a hammer at my crotch. about the same as me being able to beat Fat Cobra in a being fat and teaching Elvis how to fight and dance contest contest.   Now if you make this a one on one fight where Magneto is sleeping after a fight with Thor, Hulk, Professor X and Puck, and Wolverine has 10 hours prep and Cyclops telling him what to do... then his chances increase from impossible, to WTFLOL "
What about demonic wolvie?
#10 Posted by ApeKindaBaked (104 posts) - - Show Bio

No chance whatsoever buddy. But what about Wolverine without adamantium? That'd be interesting, especially since he'd be able to heal faster.
#11 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14428 posts) - - Show Bio

0% chance as long as he has admantuim he gets pwned every single time. Bone claw would still have the sheilds and projectiles to deal with and would still probably lose.

#12 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (11659 posts) - - Show Bio
@lazystudent said:
"0% chance as long as he has admantuim he gets pwned every single time. Bone claw would still have th sheilds and projectile to deal with and would still probably lose. "
#13 Posted by Manchine (4169 posts) - - Show Bio
@Edamame said:
"None whatsoever, in my opinion.  "
#14 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio

in a 1v1, not a chance in hell of Wolverine winning. If its a team vs Magneto he could turn wolverine against his teammates... which would be hillarious. 
- This is because Magneto can control all things metal and Wolverines skeleton is made of..... METAL!

#15 Posted by SC (13096 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jotham said:
"Yeah, I was thinking maybe if Magneto was asleep (and maybe drunk or drugged), and Wolverine was adamantium free (and standing right over Magneto's body), then he might have a chance. "
 
Agreed, Magneto does strike me as the type to get jazzed up on Ecstasy when the Venga Bus comes rolling though Utopia, have you seen Terry Crews dancing in White Chicks? I can't help but imagine Magneto dancing in the same way now. 0_o 
 
@TheCrowbar said:
"What about demonic wolvie? "
 
That does complicate things. Demonic Wolverine either has the power of illusion projection, or the power to retcon or ignore continuity, like his drawing of blood from Colossus in metal form. Its entirely possibly that suddenly Magneto might lose his powers, and start bleeding a plaque of locusts right out his ears. As any locust farmers will tell you, its hard to hear stuff when locusts pour out your ears. 
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#16 Posted by Mercy_ (92695 posts) - - Show Bio

He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls.

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#17 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio

Unless Magneto's sleeping, powerless or dead he has no chance.

#18 Posted by The_Instigator (36 posts) - - Show Bio

Its like captain cold vs iceman. No chance.
#19 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC said:
" @Jotham said:
"Yeah, I was thinking maybe if Magneto was asleep (and maybe drunk or drugged), and Wolverine was adamantium free (and standing right over Magneto's body), then he might have a chance. "
 
Agreed, Magneto does strike me as the type to get jazzed up on Ecstasy when the Venga Bus comes rolling though Utopia, have you seen Terry Crews dancing in White Chicks? I can't help but imagine Magneto dancing in the same way now. 0_o 
 
@TheCrowbar said:
"What about demonic wolvie? "
 That does complicate things. Demonic Wolverine either has the power of illusion projection, or the power to retcon or ignore continuity, like his drawing of blood from Colossus in metal form. Its entirely possibly that suddenly Magneto might lose his powers, and start bleeding a plaque of locusts right out his ears. As any locust farmers will tell you, its hard to hear stuff when locusts pour out your ears.  "
I mean the wolvie from Wolverine(like the flaming claw one in #6)
#20 Posted by SC (13096 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCrowbar:  Oh I haven't read #6 yet, but again, power of illusion projection, or the power to retcon or ignore continuity, have they explained Colossus bleeding yet, and the stuff that happened to Iceman or Angel? 
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#21 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Dark Huntress said:
" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "
What else does he control?
#22 Posted by Mercy_ (92695 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jotham said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "
What else does he control? "
The electro-magnetic spectrum. 
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#23 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC said:
" @Jotham said:
"Yeah, I was thinking maybe if Magneto was asleep (and maybe drunk or drugged), and Wolverine was adamantium free (and standing right over Magneto's body), then he might have a chance. "
 
Agreed, Magneto does strike me as the type to get jazzed up on Ecstasy when the Venga Bus comes rolling though Utopia, have you seen Terry Crews dancing in White Chicks? I can't help but imagine Magneto dancing in the same way now. 0_o "
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#24 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Dark Huntress said:
" @Jotham said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "
What else does he control? "
The electro-magnetic spectrum.  "
So in the absence of metal, what can he do?
#25 Posted by Nefarious (20282 posts) - - Show Bio

He gets owned.

#26 Posted by CaptinAwesome (317 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine takes this easily.

#27 Posted by CaptinAwesome (317 posts) - - Show Bio

just joking he gets raped.

#28 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jotham said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" @Jotham said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "
What else does he control? "
The electro-magnetic spectrum.  "
So in the absence of metal, what can he do? "
Infrared is part of the electro-magnetic spectrum, so LASERS!
#29 Posted by Jotham (4564 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCrowbar said:
" @Jotham said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" @Jotham said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "
What else does he control? "
The electro-magnetic spectrum.  "
So in the absence of metal, what can he do? "
Infrared is part of the electro-magnetic spectrum, so LASERS! "
Well, I guess radio is also part of the electromagnetic spectrum, so I guess he could send out a CB signal and get some truckers to come help him.
#30 Posted by Mercy_ (92695 posts) - - Show Bio

Mostly it's used as a defensive shield, but he has been shown to manipulate other energies as well. I believe lightning is one of them. 

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#31 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jotham said:
" @TheCrowbar said:
" @Jotham said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" @Jotham said:
" @The Dark Huntress said:
" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "
What else does he control? "
The electro-magnetic spectrum.  "
So in the absence of metal, what can he do? "
Infrared is part of the electro-magnetic spectrum, so LASERS! "
Well, I guess radio is also part of the electromagnetic spectrum, so I guess he could send out a CB signal and get some truckers to come help him. "
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