50/50?
What are your thoughts?
Wolverine
Character » Wolverine appears in 16088 issues.
A long-lived mutant with the rage of a beast and the soul of a Samurai, James "Logan" Howlett's once mysterious past is filled with blood, war, and betrayal. Possessing an accelerated healing factor, keenly enhanced senses, and bone claws in each hand (along with his skeleton) that are coated in adamantium; Wolverine is, without question, the ultimate weapon.
What are Wolverine's chances of beating Magneto in a 1vs1 fight?
About the same chance as me being able to listen to my favorite music after Black Bolt screaming in my ear, The same chances of me having children after if Thor weirdly decided to throw a hammer at my crotch. about the same as me being able to beat Fat Cobra in a being fat and teaching Elvis how to fight and dance contest contest.
Now if you make this a one on one fight where Magneto is sleeping after a fight with Thor, Hulk, Professor X and Puck, and Wolverine has 10 hours prep and Cyclops telling him what to do... then his chances increase from impossible, to WTFLOL
" Now if you make this a one on one fight where Magneto is sleeping after a fight with Thor, Hulk, Professor X and Puck, and Wolverine has 10 hours prep and Cyclops telling him what to do... then his chances increase from impossible, to WTFLOL "Yeah, I was thinking maybe if Magneto was asleep (and maybe drunk or drugged), and Wolverine was adamantium free (and standing right over Magneto's body), then he might have a chance.
" About the same chance as me being able to listen to my favorite music after Black Bolt screaming in my ear, The same chances of me having children after if Thor weirdly decided to throw a hammer at my crotch. about the same as me being able to beat Fat Cobra in a being fat and teaching Elvis how to fight and dance contest contest. Now if you make this a one on one fight where Magneto is sleeping after a fight with Thor, Hulk, Professor X and Puck, and Wolverine has 10 hours prep and Cyclops telling him what to do... then his chances increase from impossible, to WTFLOL "What about demonic wolvie?
No chance whatsoever buddy. But what about Wolverine without adamantium? That'd be interesting, especially since he'd be able to heal faster.
0% chance as long as he has admantuim he gets pwned every single time. Bone claw would still have the sheilds and projectiles to deal with and would still probably lose.
"0% chance as long as he has admantuim he gets pwned every single time. Bone claw would still have th sheilds and projectile to deal with and would still probably lose. "
in a 1v1, not a chance in hell of Wolverine winning. If its a team vs Magneto he could turn wolverine against his teammates... which would be hillarious.
- This is because Magneto can control all things metal and Wolverines skeleton is made of..... METAL!
"Yeah, I was thinking maybe if Magneto was asleep (and maybe drunk or drugged), and Wolverine was adamantium free (and standing right over Magneto's body), then he might have a chance. "
Agreed, Magneto does strike me as the type to get jazzed up on Ecstasy when the Venga Bus comes rolling though Utopia, have you seen Terry Crews dancing in White Chicks? I can't help but imagine Magneto dancing in the same way now. 0_o
@TheCrowbar said:
"What about demonic wolvie? "
That does complicate things. Demonic Wolverine either has the power of illusion projection, or the power to retcon or ignore continuity, like his drawing of blood from Colossus in metal form. Its entirely possibly that suddenly Magneto might lose his powers, and start bleeding a plaque of locusts right out his ears. As any locust farmers will tell you, its hard to hear stuff when locusts pour out your ears.
" @Jotham said:I mean the wolvie from Wolverine(like the flaming claw one in #6)"Yeah, I was thinking maybe if Magneto was asleep (and maybe drunk or drugged), and Wolverine was adamantium free (and standing right over Magneto's body), then he might have a chance. "
Agreed, Magneto does strike me as the type to get jazzed up on Ecstasy when the Venga Bus comes rolling though Utopia, have you seen Terry Crews dancing in White Chicks? I can't help but imagine Magneto dancing in the same way now. 0_o
@TheCrowbar said:"What about demonic wolvie? "That does complicate things. Demonic Wolverine either has the power of illusion projection, or the power to retcon or ignore continuity, like his drawing of blood from Colossus in metal form. Its entirely possibly that suddenly Magneto might lose his powers, and start bleeding a plaque of locusts right out his ears. As any locust farmers will tell you, its hard to hear stuff when locusts pour out your ears. "
" @Jotham said:You're one of my favorite people on this site."Yeah, I was thinking maybe if Magneto was asleep (and maybe drunk or drugged), and Wolverine was adamantium free (and standing right over Magneto's body), then he might have a chance. "
Agreed, Magneto does strike me as the type to get jazzed up on Ecstasy when the Venga Bus comes rolling though Utopia, have you seen Terry Crews dancing in White Chicks? I can't help but imagine Magneto dancing in the same way now. 0_o "
" @Jotham said:So in the absence of metal, what can he do?" @The Dark Huntress said:The electro-magnetic spectrum. "" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "What else does he control? "
" @The Dark Huntress said:Infrared is part of the electro-magnetic spectrum, so LASERS!" @Jotham said:So in the absence of metal, what can he do? "" @The Dark Huntress said:The electro-magnetic spectrum. "" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "What else does he control? "
" @Jotham said:Well, I guess radio is also part of the electromagnetic spectrum, so I guess he could send out a CB signal and get some truckers to come help him." @The Dark Huntress said:Infrared is part of the electro-magnetic spectrum, so LASERS! "" @Jotham said:So in the absence of metal, what can he do? "" @The Dark Huntress said:The electro-magnetic spectrum. "" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "What else does he control? "
" @TheCrowbar said:This just got real yo!" @Jotham said:Well, I guess radio is also part of the electromagnetic spectrum, so I guess he could send out a CB signal and get some truckers to come help him. "" @The Dark Huntress said:Infrared is part of the electro-magnetic spectrum, so LASERS! "" @Jotham said:So in the absence of metal, what can he do? "" @The Dark Huntress said:The electro-magnetic spectrum. "" He gets pwned with or without Adamantium. I think people are forgetting that it's not just metal that Mags controls. "What else does he control? "
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