Copy says:

"Jax says:

"First you kick him in the nuts see. Then while he's out for 5 seconds throw him in a hole with pipes leading into it. Then put magneto in there and the thing. Then you fill the hole with acid and mini rockets. Then you set a nuclear bomb on the hole. Then you run like He!!. Then watch the fireworks."

uh you'll probably break your foot trying to kick him in the balls"

shoot him in the balls. If that don't work hit him in the balls with adamantium.

Have him go up against movie megatron. He'll get the A. Ripped in half therapy. B. Flicked away while megs says "disguisting" treatment. C.Be blinded by some random flash ray medication.

put him in the middle of the ocean

There seems to be an unhealthy obsession with killing Wolverine.

Forever says:

"There seems to be an unhealthy obsession with killing Wolverine."

no i was just curious of a way to kill him cause his healing factor so good its going to be hard

graph his hands at his head so if he pulls his claws to escape, he kills himelf, and if he doesn't kill himeslf, throw him in the middle of the ocean while his hands are graphed to his head with cement, carbon steele, and titanium. then he ether drowns, or impales himself with his claws

I think they've overdone his character, primarily the healing factor as well, but it should still be relatively easy to kill him if they wanted to. Even if he can still regenerate from a single cell.

Meh I just don't like wolverine. He has become lame due to his healing factor. Regenerating from one cell? Bullsh!t.

graph his hands at his head so if he pulls his claws to escape, he kills himelf, and if he doesn't kill himeslf, throw him in the middle of the ocean while his hands are graphed to his head with cement, carbon steele, and titanium. then he ether drowns, or impales himself with his claws

The only way to kill Wolverine is for everyone to stop buying his comics. Then he'd have a hugely over dramatised death, only to be resurrected 2-3 months later. (I'm kidding)

Get the Necronomicon and say "I shall swallow your soul"

Teleport him to one of those "opposite" universes where he'll have a "wounding factor" [-(healing factor)], a very soft skeleton (creamcheesium), and he'll be a nice guy who never fights back. You just have to find someone really wimpy to teleport there too...

What if you hang him and never take him down

if ne1 has read civil war wolverine, u'd kno he cant die by any means known to man he will always heal and regenerate!

You're quoting him, not Marvel.

Cage 2.0 says:

"if ne1 has read civil war wolverine, u'd kno he cant die by any means known to man he will always heal and regenerate!"

"any means known to man" being the specific quote...

well in a universe such as the Marvel universe where there are millions of species of life, being known to "man" doesn't amount a whole lot lol

M

either way, just making a point lol

M

Explosive suppository.

Drown him.

Drown him man. Get one of the GL's (I don't care IF they are from different universes) to put some sort of barrier around him (except his head) and hold him there for a few days. I cannot stand wolverine any more.

Capture him and put him in a room with no exits that he can't escape from with lava under the floor. Then release the floor then he falls then if he keeps regenerating he will just suffer forever.

get a good writer?

M

Methos says:

"get a good writer? M"

meh

Teleport him to a Gauntlet video game where he'll quickly starve and turn into a Wolverine-skeleton that will generate other skeletons. I don't know where anyone would starve faster...

"Wolverine needs food fast!"

Drown him or somehow deprive him of oxygen. i like the throw him in space idea, if he can't breath his brain will cease functioning. I mean i guess if Sabretooth can heal from brain damage, so can Wolvie but it'll take one hell of a long time.

Hulk should throw him into space.

lol to this thread.

I totally call for the entire Marvel Universe to hit him. Everyone. Including civilians. And Galactus. Thats EVERYBODY. I'm sorry, but nobody would survive that. Especially all at once.

Knock him out,tie his hands and feet together and then throw him in the middle of the Arctic ocean. He's really cold and he drowns. Brutal.

Throw him into a black hole. Regeneration will not save you from that nor will an indestructible skeleton.

Methos says:

"get a good writer? M"

Now that's a real solution

Nobody says:

"Acid bath."

Sorry 'bout that last one! You could get some DA to try and boil burn him until all of his blood evaporates. You have to be sure that every drop of blood is gone.

that lookes like it would hurt really bad

good

Drop the entire world's nuclear arsenal on him. He cannot and will not survive from that.

that's not nice! lol
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Why hasn't any authors thought about that when his enemies tried to kill him?

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if you launch wolverine into the sun, then he will explode

bolt him to a chair and starve him, no healing a empty stomach

lasher262 says:

"if you launch wolverine into the sun, then he will explode "

No...he will melt..

Vance Astro says:

"lasher262 says:

"if you launch wolverine into the sun, then he will explode "

No...he will melt.."

no the sun will explode and wolverine will still live ;p

lol, yes

Wolverine is pretty much indestructable. The above picture of hulk ripping him in half didn't kill him, and that was not earth 616. Also, another way I was thinking was just have anyone who can manipulate matter just de-atomize wolverine into nothing. Another way would be to use someone like jean or invisible woman to create a force field in his brain and destroy it. However, I have heard on other threads (not saying that I agree) that he can survive everything I previously mentioned, even comming back from being disintigrated by dark pheonix. Something about his soul and healing factor equaling magic.... and bam, he was back.

Does he still need his brain to regenerate?

Ms. Invisible says:

"Does he still need his brain to regenerate?"

Obviously his writers don't...

I could sleep with President Bush, gain an STD, and then sleep with Wolverine. JK

I thought so, but apparently from what other people tell me they have read, that isn't the case. He has survived getting his brain bashed in by the hulk and from completely being disintegrated, i.e. no brain. The people that have told me this gave me the references, but I haven't looked them up and don't completely believe it yet.