Way's to kill Wolverine

#1 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

as we all know wolverine is one of the hardestt people to kill so i thought of a way

lets say wolverine fell into a volcano and because of his adamaintum skeleton he wouldn't be able to get out and of course the lava will keep burning even with his healing factor

anyone agree and post a way you think he would die

#2 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Rip his head off. Destroy his brain entirely.

#3 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio

Acid bath.

#4 Posted by Chameleone (8710 posts) - - Show Bio

that would be his own little hell

#5 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Rip his head off. Destroy his brain entirely."

question is how to get to his brain and how to rip his head off

#6 Posted by Chameleone (8710 posts) - - Show Bio

ok i got it... throw him out of a space ship with no air, he might not die, but he won't be anyone's problem for a LONG time
Post Edited:2007-09-18 19:53:07

#7 Posted by power kid (898 posts) - - Show Bio

put him in water that adamaintum weighs him down

#8 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone know what...THE SUN is?

#9 Posted by Novaboy (112 posts) - - Show Bio

power kid says:

"put him in water that adamaintum weighs him down"

He can swim even with his skeleton that would kill the thing though

#10 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Gottheit says:

"Anyone know what...THE SUN is?"

WAYS TO KILL WOLVERINE THAT AREN'T OBVIOUS SORRY CAP LOCKS

#11 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Rip his head off. Destroy his brain entirely."
question is how to get to his brain and how to rip his head off"

Simple, just rip his head off. Gettins his brain out won't be too hard. Black Panther uses his claws to cut open Logan's skull and it gets ripped out.

#12 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok, then do this. This isn't a way to kill Wolverine, but it's a fun torture, and he'll cease to be a threat to you. Have Magneto break Wolvie's adamantium coated spinal cord, and just leave it like that, around the neck. There's no way his skeleton could manipulate the adamantium and heal again. And voila! Wolverine is permanently d!cked.

#13 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

I suppose you could go through the eyeballs to get at the brain. There's no way the coating could cover behind the eyeballs. There's just no way.

#14 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Rip him apart at the seams and scatter the pieces to the far corners of the Earth.

#15 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, a surefire way to get the Canuck killed is to tell Joe Q that he's a popular character, then Wolvie will be butchered somehow, so that they may sell more comics.

#16 Posted by Darkchild (41470 posts) - - Show Bio

actually it says in the professors protocals that decapitation is the only way. and to keep the head away from the body altogether

#17 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"Copy says:
"Gottheit says:
"Anyone know what...THE SUN is?"
WAYS TO KILL WOLVERINE THAT AREN'T OBVIOUS SORRY CAP LOCKS"

if you could write sorry cap locks in the post, then you could have gone back and changed it before you posted, silly silly spidey"

TOLD!

#18 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"Gottheit says:
"Anyone know what...THE SUN is?"
WAYS TO KILL WOLVERINE THAT AREN'T OBVIOUS SORRY CAP LOCKS"

if you could write sorry cap locks in the post, then you could have gone back and changed it before you posted, silly silly spidey

#19 Posted by CanadianWolverine (417 posts) - - Show Bio

Here is a sketch I did recently, hope you enjoy:

#20 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

CanadianWolverine says:

"Here is a sketch I did recently, hope you enjoy:
" />http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/user/3000/2a34abd6ebbd7fcf5a4421229c946c0a/59376_400.jpg"

Brutal! XD

#21 Posted by Jean_Luc_LeBeau (84704 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao, nice. In Days of Future Pasts Wolverine got killed by a simple energy blast from a Sentinel but that was back in the late 80's before he became a god.

#22 Posted by acewasp23 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

King of Kings says:

"Lmao, nice. In Days of Future Pasts Wolverine got killed by a simple energy blast from a Sentinel but that was back in the late 80's before he became a god."

yeah i hate the new wolverine.

i like the way Ravage 2099 died.

Immersed in liquid adamantium by Dr. Doom and sent into space. you think any one can get out of that?

#23 Posted by Rotten gun (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

Gottheit says:

"I suppose you could go through the eyeballs to get at the brain. There's no way the coating could cover behind the eyeballs. There's just no way."

wolverine has a brain? :P

#24 Posted by Heart of Infinity (1045 posts) - - Show Bio

AIDs

#25 Posted by Rotten gun (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

Heart of Infinity says:

"AIDs"

his healing factor would be too strong for it just as deadpools is with his cancer

#26 Posted by Heart of Infinity (1045 posts) - - Show Bio

Magic Johnson is the only one who can survive aids

Magic Johnson > Wolverine

#27 Posted by fesak (6983 posts) - - Show Bio

Ther was a What If where Shadowcat phased her hand into Wolverine skull while he cut off her arm where it was tangible.

The hand solidified in his brain and it killed him.

Another easy way is to have Leech negate his healing powers while someone else kills him.

Moderator
#28 Posted by Superkitty (1089 posts) - - Show Bio

Get Garth Ennis to write it. In some issue of the Punisher, he almost kills wolverine by fire, and then there's "Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe..."

How about a room full of pure Fluorine gas? That stuff will react to anything and is very poisonous.

#29 Posted by crazy spidey (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

Superkitty says:

"Get Garth Ennis to write it. In some issue of the Punisher, he almost kills wolverine by fire, and then there's "Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe..." How about a room full of pure Fluorine gas? That stuff will react to anything and is very poisonous."

Get Glactus to wipe the floor with him

#30 Posted by it's just me (6 posts) - - Show Bio

some one siad that if you cut his throwt.he wood bled to deaf.NO BUSTED.so cut his throwt put sand in the cut and killed..NO you get the whither to make him gay ever body hate it and then you kill him..........THEN you bring him back not gay ever body's happy ....O THIS IS NOT NOT A hate thing but but being gay not good for wolverine :( mintoll pic.not good

#31 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

oh that really happened!?!?!? damn

#32 Posted by Buckshot (18685 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"as we all know wolverine is one of the hardestt people to kill so i thought of a way lets say wolverine fell into a volcano and because of his adamaintum skeleton he wouldn't be able to get out and of course the lava will keep burning even with his healing factor anyone agree and post a way you think he would die"

Funny.

Moderator
#33 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

that's just an impressive healing factor...

too impressive...

M

#34 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Drop the entire russian nuclear aresenal on him. Not even admantium could survive that kind of firepower, his atoms would all split and go under nuclear fission and boom insant A-bomb, well the entire world would blow up but who cares the problem is solved.

#35 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Send in molecules man to turn his molecules into cow sh!t

#36 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

fesak says:

"Another easy way is to have Leech negate his healing powers while someone else kills him."

random thought...

if his healing factor is gone, then his body will automatically start rejecting the implants, not to mention he'd bleed to death every time he flicked his claws out...

now, i don't know if he still has bones in his body, or if they were replaced with Adamantium, but without his healing factor his bones wouldn't be able to support his body's white cell count, because of th Adamantium bones, or covering his bones.

that would just lead to a slow, tortuously painful, cancerous death

M

#37 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"fesak says:
"Another easy way is to have Leech negate his healing powers while someone else kills him."
random thought... if his healing factor is gone, then his body will automatically start rejecting the implants, not to mention he'd bleed to death every time he flicked his claws out... now, i don't know if he still has bones in his body, or if they were replaced with Adamantium, but without his healing factor his bones wouldn't be able to support his body's white cell count, because of th Adamantium bones, or covering his bones. that would just lead to a slow, tortuously painful, cancerous death M "

thats a sucky way to die.

#38 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask Fully powered Onslaught to beat the crap out of him.

#39 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

send him against Cyborg Superman...

easy quick death

M

#40 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Or have every last conventional weapon on earth to hit him. Every last shell, rocket, bomb, missile, bullet, and what not put together would probably be enough to destroy admantium. It's not completely indestructible you know. It has it's limits.

#41 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"Methos says:
"fesak says:
"Another easy way is to have Leech negate his healing powers while someone else kills him."
random thought... if his healing factor is gone, then his body will automatically start rejecting the implants, not to mention he'd bleed to death every time he flicked his claws out... now, i don't know if he still has bones in his body, or if they were replaced with Adamantium, but without his healing factor his bones wouldn't be able to support his body's white cell count, because of th Adamantium bones, or covering his bones. that would just lead to a slow, tortuously painful, cancerous death M "

thats a sucky way to die."

and it works in canon without using a crossover...

woohoo lol

M

#42 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Or have The death star fire on him killing him. Or have someone throw him to jupiter and the pressure and heat at it's core would kill him. Or have something the size of say, an Fully loaded Nimitz class supercarrier fall on him.

#43 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Give him a red shirt and send him on an away mission with Kirk and Spock...

that'll kill anyone off

M

#44 Posted by Vrakmul (23849 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Give him a red shirt and send him on an away mission with Kirk and Spock...that'll kill anyone offM"

Lol the ol red shirt gag. Oh wait better yet give him a waspinator costume and put him in the beast wars universe, we all know what's going to happen.

#45 Posted by power kid (898 posts) - - Show Bio

send him to an opera
Post Edited:2007-10-22 18:46:57

#46 Posted by Jax (7542 posts) - - Show Bio

First you kick him in the nuts see. Then while he's out for 5 seconds throw him in a hole with pipes leading into it. Then put magneto in there and the thing. Then you fill the hole with acid and mini rockets. Then you set a nuclear bomb on the hole. Then you run like He!!. Then watch the fireworks.

#47 Posted by Supreme Marvel (11271 posts) - - Show Bio

use Cyclops to fire an optic blast at a specific part of his head that makes his head come off. He did with his hand in AoA.

#48 Posted by Legendary Bio Vishanti (3333 posts) - - Show Bio

or boat him to the middle of the ocean and cement his feet together, then throw him in.
Post Edited:2007-10-22 19:13:56

#49 Posted by Copy (8336 posts) - - Show Bio

Jax says:

"First you kick him in the nuts see. Then while he's out for 5 seconds throw him in a hole with pipes leading into it. Then put magneto in there and the thing. Then you fill the hole with acid and mini rockets. Then you set a nuclear bomb on the hole. Then you run like He!!. Then watch the fireworks."

uh you'll probably break your foot trying to kick him in the balls

#50 Posted by Legendary Bio Vishanti (3333 posts) - - Show Bio

or better yet...put him in a square cube, fill it up with cement, then throw it to the bottom of the Arctic ocean

This edit will also create new pages on Comic Vine for:

Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

Comment and Save

Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Comic Vine users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.