Watchmen...Condoms?

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Posted by G-Man (32207 posts) - - Show Bio

I've seen images of a bunch of merchandise for the Watchmen movie.  Some of what I've seen is pretty cool and some a little on the lame side.  It's understandable to an extent that a studio has to license this stuff.  A lot of money goes into making a big budget feature.  There's also the court costs Warner Bros. had to pay in the lawsuit against them from Fox. 

Have they gone too far?

Gia showed me this link from Topless Robot.  Watchmen Condoms?

Apparently they are 'officially' licensed condoms.  I found on another website that Warner Bros. marketing was handing these out and the package "resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front."

I guess this is your chance to reenact your favorite scenes featuring Dr. Manhattan along with...Lil' Dr. Manhattan.



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#1 Posted by King Saturn (224025 posts) - - Show Bio
Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
#2 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO!

#3 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio

.............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me

#4 Posted by Precise (22886 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
".............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me
"
Well that's what those condoms are for.. 'it's society's only protection' :p
#5 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
".............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me
"
Well that's what those condoms are for.. 'it's society's only protection' :p
"
HAHAAHAHAHA

King Saturn said:
"Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
"
ROFLMMFAO



#6 Posted by Lady Nightmare (9103 posts) - - Show Bio

wowness

#7 Posted by Erik (32238 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol. Lil' Dr. Manhattan ha ha.

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#8 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Lady Nightmare said:
"wowness"
I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers
#9 Posted by Precise (22886 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
"I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers"
Think about all the pick-up lines..

- Feeling blue? I can solve that..
- No, i just gotta let him get out for air sometimes, or else he'll turn blue.. see?

lol :p
#10 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
"I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers"
Think about all the pick-up lines..

- Feeling blue? I can solve that..
- No, i just gotta let him get out for air sometimes, or else he'll turn blue.. see?

lol :p
"
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#11 Posted by Erik (32238 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder if they have authentic radiation. 

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#12 Posted by Precise (22886 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"
ROFL! I could go on all day! 'Similarities between me and dr. Manhattan? Well.. we're both blue and bald..' :p
#13 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"
ROFL! I could go on all day! 'Similarities between me and dr. Manhattan? Well.. we're both blue and bald..' :p
"
"Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done.
#14 Posted by Precise (22886 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
#15 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
"
SOOOO many jokes an one liners going through my head, but i like only being banned once on here lmao
#16 Posted by Nighthunter (28582 posts) - - Show Bio

LMFAO

#17 Posted by inferiorego (22983 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm in....

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#18 Posted by gia (39 posts) - - Show Bio

Kinda want.

#19 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio

I so though it was gonna be the happy face.

#20 Posted by inferiorego (22983 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
"Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
"
SOOOO many jokes an one liners going through my head, but i like only being banned once on here lmao
"
Same here, I wrote down the least obvious one I could think of.
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#21 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio
Hawk said:
"I so though it was gonna be the happy face."
I think that might have been more weird
#22 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

o_O

does Dr. Manhattan wear protection? I mean he's radioactive, what's a condom going to do?

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#23 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
"
soda all over the desk after seeing this
#24 Posted by Buckshot (18915 posts) - - Show Bio

Alan Moore must be in a rage.

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#25 Posted by Gemma Fox (16 posts) - - Show Bio

lol wtf

#26 Posted by Spider-Pantrelli (1731 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahaha... Next up, Rorschach patterned...

#27 Posted by G-Man (32207 posts) - - Show Bio
Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

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#28 Posted by Spider-Pantrelli (1731 posts) - - Show Bio
G-Man said:
"Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

"
LMFAO!!!
#29 Posted by Elixir95 (388 posts) - - Show Bio

I saw this over at CBR.  I laughed so hard for about an hour.

#30 Posted by Harvester427 (21 posts) - - Show Bio

When the accumulated filth from all the sex and murder foams up around your waist, remember to wrap your tool.

#31 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - - Show Bio
G-Man said:
"Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

"
Lol
#32 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - - Show Bio

That's hilarious...  I might pick some up just for the hell of it.

#33 Posted by TheDrifter (26555 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO

#34 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - - Show Bio
Harvester427 said:
"When the accumulated filth from all the sex and murder foams up around your waist, remember to wrap your tool."
ROFL
#35 Posted by inferiorego (22983 posts) - - Show Bio

Wacthmen condoms?! Sweet! Now I just have to find a woman willing enough (or paid enough) to gaze upon me naked!

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#36 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio
Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
Id hate to be the next reporter to ask him about his books turning into movies. HEs gonna curbstomp the poor slob
#37 Posted by defunkt (63 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder if this is all part of a conspiracy to kill Alan Moore.
Or at least give him a heart attack.

#38 Posted by inferiorego (22983 posts) - - Show Bio
defunkt said:
"I wonder if this is all part of a conspiracy to kill Alan Moore.
Or at least give him a heart attack. "
Sometimes I hope so
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#39 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio

I dont i love the man. Hes a freaking genius

#40 Posted by Jab (33 posts) - - Show Bio

AWESOME.

#41 Posted by Puck (90 posts) - - Show Bio

omg lol
and it pretty sad at the same time.

#42 Posted by starman1994 (303 posts) - - Show Bio

On second thought no comment

#43 Posted by T.M.O.E. (241 posts) - - Show Bio

i'll probably end up getting two...one to save and one to use...but it is goin a lil' far

#44 Posted by Erik (32238 posts) - - Show Bio

"Feel like a god while you are f***ing someone."

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#45 Posted by TwilightThunder (246 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd probably buy some a' them, like T.M.O.E. said. I'll save some and use some.

#46 Posted by henchmen24 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

It'll never be enough. They'll never go far enough. 


"You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of marrow from your bones!"

Honestly, I'm glad everybody is having fun with this, but I find Warner/DC's handling of this property to be f##king disgusting. Gourmet coffee and condoms? They're not trying to cash in on this book, they're trying to run it into the ground so it'll be nothing but merchandise for future generations. 
#47 Posted by the Social Moth (36 posts) - - Show Bio

wtf

#48 Posted by Boken (7756 posts) - - Show Bio

i actually think i might want some. been needing to pick up some more anyways

#49 Posted by MIssfitt (83 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO, god the potential for hilarity is endless with this post.

#50 Posted by Assman (1836 posts) - - Show Bio
G-Man said:
"I've seen images of a bunch of merchandise for the Watchmen movie.  Some of what I've seen is pretty cool and some a little on the lame side.  It's understandable to an extent that a studio has to license this stuff.  A lot of money goes into making a big budget feature.  There's also the court costs Warner Bros. had to pay in the lawsuit against them from Fox. 

Have they gone too far?

Gia showed me this link from Topless Robot.  Watchmen Condoms?

Apparently they are 'officially' licensed condoms.  I found on another website that Warner Bros. marketing was handing these out and the package "resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front."

I guess this is your chance to reenact your favorite scenes featuring Dr. Manhattan along with...Lil' Dr. Manhattan.



"

Ooh, will have to try one of them :-0

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