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    Watchmen is a twelve-issue comic book limited series created by writer Alan Moore, artist Dave Gibbons, and colorist John Higgins. The grouping of heroes and villains contained in the work are not, in fact, named "The Watchmen", though they were at one point referred to as "Crimebusters". Rorschach, Nite Owl and Dr. Manhattan were the team's primary heroes.

    Watchmen vs The Dark Knight

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    #1  Edited By juss

    Here's my review that I've written of Watchmen (vs The Dark Knight)

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    Seriously, my world just turned upside down. Early in the year I forced myself to sit through Christopher Nolan’s painful but much hyped follow-up to the dreadfully mediocre Batman Begins. You know Christopher Nolan, the guy who made the brilliant and ambitious movie, Memento, following it with one of the decade’s smartest American movies, The Prestige. As a Batman fan, sitting through The Dark Knight was a physically painful affair: dire, clichéd rubbish, an overly traditional man vs terrorist setup soaked to the brim in an unquestioning philosophy a mile or two to the right of Ann Coulter. The film’s parallels between the Joker and Al Qaeda were painfully obvious, and Batman’s “by any means necessary” method simply turned the character into an unthinking Jack Bauer and the movie into an apology for the Bush regime. None of this is helped by its traditional, laboured A to B blockbuster structure, which constantly eschews things like characterization and thoughtfulness, instead willing us to leave our brains at home and enjoy the high octane action. Now, there’s nothing wrong with the occasional thrill ride, but Batman’s tired car chases and fuzzy fight scenes don’t try very hard to offer anything new or creative.

    After this, I did not approach the big screen adaptation of Watchmen with enthusiasm. The fact that it was to be directed by Zack Snyder was certainly a factor, since his directorial efforts up to this point had been an indifferent, watered down remake of a Romero movie and 300, a movie so awful in every sense of the word that the English language has no expletives strong enough to describe it. Not content to bask in the glories of its technical incompetence, its atrocious acting, its chronically retarded slo-mo sequences and an eye-bleedingly revolting CGI colour palette, 300 has to be one of the most offensive works ever to hit the silver screen.

    No, I was not really looking forward to seeing Snyder’s massacre of Alan Moore’s revered graphic novel, Watchmen. But the hype machine, that sinister engine, somehow managed to arouse my curiosity to head to the cinema, bracing myself for an evening full of either pointing and laughing at the screen or cringing and wailing in despair. I was somewhat surprised, then, to find that the movie’s first scene gripped me by the throat , shoved me into a car, then sped me off on a rollercoaster ride lasting what felt like a very short two hours and forty minutes. Quite simply, I was putty in Snyder’s unclean hands, and by the time I left the theatre, I was convinced that Watchmen was one of the most important American films of the decade.


    http://www.playtime-magazine.com/2009/03/watchmen-vs-the-dark-knight/

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    John Valentine

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    #2  Edited By John Valentine

    You're a bad reviewer and a generally lame person.

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    #3  Edited By Spectrum

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAH

    Valentine you made my Patricks Day!

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    #4  Edited By Dr. Maxwell

    "Batman Begins made me wish Joel Schumacher actually had another go"

    Wait, What? Really? No.

    "The Godlike (or Superman-like) Dr. Manhattan"
    ....No

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    #5  Edited By Spectrum
    Dr. Maxwell said:
    ""Batman Begins made me wish Joel Schumacher actually had another go"

    Wait, What? Really? No.

    "The Godlike (or Superman-like) Dr. Manhattan"
    ....No
    "
    this is becomeing my favourite thread so far!!!!!
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    #6  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

    Hmmm so I don't want to insult you personally, but this is proving to be pretty hard lol....the reviews seem kinda ridiculous to me....however thats just my opinion.

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    #7  Edited By Erik
    John Valentine said:
    "You're a bad reviewer and a generally lame person."
    Agreed.
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    #8  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

    As far as your review of The Dark Knight goes if you take everyhting you said and change it to mean the exact opposite then I think you did a pretty good job man.

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    #9  Edited By Loaded Revolver

    I didn't even read the review but I saw the words "Ann Coulter" and "Al Queda"  so i'm not going to bother.

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    #10  Edited By Red L.A.M.P.

    Spammer?  I think so.

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    #11  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
    Red L.A.M.P. said:
    "This guy is just trying to trick into clicking to read more so that we gets traffic to his site.  Spammer?  I think so.
    "
    I checked his site... Even on there no one likes him...

    STRIKE TWO!
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    Loaded Revolver said:
    "I didn't even read the review but I saw the words "Ann Coulter" and "Al Queda"  so i'm not going to bother."
    and "Bush Regime"
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    #13  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

    Hahalol

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    #14  Edited By starman1994

    Ok back up a sec I ..... I never thought I would ever see a review include Joel Schumaker and Al-Queda attached to the same subject, ever. Everything else is absolute crap !

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    #15  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

    What a rant....lol The Bush Regime was the finishing touch IMO

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    #16  Edited By NiteFly

    Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    #17  Edited By Acheron
    NiteFly said:
    "Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
    Ha, Simpsons reference. Good stuff, sir.
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    #18  Edited By Static Shock
    John Valentine said:
    "You're a bad reviewer and a generally lame person."
    LMFAO!
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    #19  Edited By ComicCrazy

    The dark knight is the best movie ever how can you say it sucks you know what you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #20  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
    ComicCrazy said:
    "The dark knight is the best movie ever how can you say it sucks you know what you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Because it's his opinion.You should try not getting mad over those.
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    #21  Edited By SUNMAN

    stopped reading after the first sentence

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    #22  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

    Ohh my gosh how could i not have noticed the connection between the Joker and Al-Qaeda...silly unobservant me.

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    #23  Edited By the Social Moth
    SUNMAN said:
    "stopped reading after the first sentence"
    Didnt even read it!!!!! but DK vs Watchmen...I would much rather have my little siblings come in on the Joker laughing than Dr. Manhattan walking around nude

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