Seriously, he has more kids than he has chins.

Isn't it personality that counts?

dont hate. aint nothin wrong with thick crust.

1. he has an awesome personality. 2. shocking news: fat people have sex just everybody else. 3. jealous?

When you're fat you end up having to develop something called a "personality" sometimes those can get you some action. If you're not able to develop a good one then you better have a fat wallet to go with your fat ass.

Back off, man. Volstagg is awesome. -_-

His wife loves him

She does and she herself is pretty awesome as well. ^_^

Yeah a better thread would be is how a stinky Cajan with a big nose and card tricks gets ladies ?

@fuchsia_nightingale:

Nuuuuuuuu!

@lykopis: I'mma make it !

He may be fat, but I'm sure there's more than meets the eye behind closed doors!!!

You certainly have a trend towards shallow, intolerant or generally negative topics

Gambit smells?

Anyway, he's got low-level hypnotism. Fact.

@vortex13: It's true.

@john_valentine:

Gambit worst X-men ever. Fact.

@john_valentine: Sooooo, he's able to coerce women to sleep with him when they might not be that interested? I think there's a word for that, oh yeah rape.

@fuchsia_nightingale: I know. Tis why I was agreeing with you.

@fuchsia_nightingale said:

You've never met Maggot? Skids? Warlock? Skin? X-Treme?

@john_valentine: Gambit worst X-men ever. Fact.

@vortex13:

Couldn't tell lol

Because he rules.

Volstagg = awesome.

He's a total fatass yet has a swarm of kids: he is every basement dweller's dream.