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Posted by lightsout

Wouldn't it be very out of character for Batman to have any truly "free" time?

Posted by Pokeysteve

What does Batman during his time off?

I think there's supposed to be a "do" in there somewhere and Batman doesn't take time off.

Edited by nappystr8

Tony's giving out trick questions. Batman does not take time off. He doesn't even sleep. Doesn't sound like many of these guys fell for the trap. Any writer who would answer otherwise should probably never write Batman.

Posted by DH69

Batman fights crime on his time off, also when he's bathing, eating breakfast, even when he's on the can THE DARK KNIGHT IS ALWAYS VIGILANT!

Posted by andrei93

he plays batminton:)) but leaving jokes aside, i think that when he has some free time he usualy does some research on his foes and upgrades his gadgets, thinks at new combat strategies...

Edited by Botiste

He trains. Bruce Wayne is a human being. Nobody has a body and fighting prowess like that without consistent physical and mental discipline. He is not like Thor, who does not need to sleep, eat or train, and who's body is not dependent upon food, water and rest. This is what I like Oliver Queen's character in the CW Show Arrow, the fact that we often see him training and honing is skills so that what he learned on the island is not depleted. I believe that Bruce is obsessed with being at the peek condition. Some of the best fighter and athletes in the world train nearly everyday. I also believe that Bruce is a humanitarian, giving and providing for the poor and orphans, and consistently providing for charities. Other then that he trains. Nobody can beat up everybody without training everyday. (Unless of course your Chuck Norris)

Posted by SupremeHyperion

there is no time off when all you do is win win win no matter what!

Posted by The Stegman

Crime doesn't take time off, neither does he.

Posted by MasterDetective

he sleeps

Posted by AbdAzh

Train. Research. Upgrade. Business. Brood. Strategy and tactics. Charity. Research. Upgrade. Business. Train. Rest. Train. Brood. Repair the Batmobile. Upgrade. Study. Update. Rest. Charity. Goes out with girls. Make some bat-gadgets. Brood. Train. Strategy and tactics..........

Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus

Higgins' answer is the best. No time at all I say, lol. Seriously almost all these answers to seem right on the mark to describe Batman's career, for as the Dark Knight how could he really have any time to himself with all he takes on? But at least Palmiotti's answer was a refreshing point of view from all the others. Batman a Thrones watcher. Who'd have thunk it?!

Posted by Dark_Vengeance_

He runs a multi-billion dollar company.

Edited by Med

I assume he'd reinforce the image of Bruce Wayne as a playboy philanthropist while also making sure all's good at Wayne Enterprises.

Posted by Stronger

Training.

And meditation with bats.

Posted by ULTRAstarkiller

Has sex with tons of women "to keep his playboy image".

Posted by TeamUnitedNerds

He probably manages Wayne Industries, so really, he doesn't have any free time

Posted by blkson

He probably manages Wayne Industries, so really, he doesn't have any free time

That's Lucius job right?

Edited by Paracelsus

God's sakes- even soldiers in wartime get leave! Even a dedicated obsessive like Bruce Wayne has to take some relaxation-OTHERIWSE HE WOULD GO STARK RAVING MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Teerack

@g_man: You might want to change the tittle from "What Does Batman during on his Time Off?" to "What Does Batman do during his Time Off?"

Edited by Mucklefluga

Ooooooohhhhhhh Kyle forgot Batman: The Dark Knight.

Also for some strange reason i thought Franco would change his answer. Don't ask me why.

Edited by iceslick

@g_man He spends time fishing with Commissioner Gordon. lol I'm wondering if you caught my drift.

Posted by ThorBoy

He spends his time crying over poor dead Damien

Edited by COBRAMORPH

i assume in his time off he is researching news cases, technology, & some Wayne industry stuff, like if a company makes something that could help him as Batman.

Also, in his time off from patroling Gothom, he is with the JLA.

Posted by GodDamnIronMan

Fapping of course.....

nah, just kidding, he does anything except REST

Posted by MasterDetective

What Batman does during his time off is depicted in Batman#343

Posted by DeathpooltheT1000

what everybody was thinking but no one dare to say

Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k

He wishes that he could be patrolling as Batman.

@deathpoolthet1000:

And yeah, does the Conga with her. You have no idea how good they dance Conga.

Posted by M3th

Bats trains, eats, sleeps, fights crime, pretends to be a playboy, does charity work, runs a company, invents or tests gadgets. Batman never has free time.

Posted by Hermatt

I picture him as an avid water polo player.

Posted by StMichalofWilson
  • Watch Breaking Bad and Arrested Development.
  • Do rich people stuff
  • Find some women to sleep with (examples: Wonder Woman, Catwoman, Black Widow, etc.)
  • Hang out with some super-friends
  • Take a long nap. Seriously, he needs some time to rest.
  • Try to be a normal person
  • Find some new ways to make himself even more Badass!!!
Posted by THEOCITYLEGEND

Batman does not have free time, he bangs Catwoman while he fights crime.

Posted by Racob7

Whatever Bruce Wayne does?

Posted by DeathpooltheT1000

He wishes that he could be patrolling as Batman.

@deathpoolthet1000:

And yeah, does the Conga with her. You have no idea how good they dance Conga.

He is Batman, he need to train Conga for some reason and used those skills to beat the Joker, just another avarage Batman comic book.

Batman does not have free time, he bangs Catwoman while he fights crime.

He is to damn multitask for his own good.

Edited by THEBATFoE

@masterdetective: THAT'S WHAT I THINK. I think he rarely takes time off, or has time to do so, but sleeping managing his company, in a very non-chalant way, and make a few public appearances to make sure people see Bruce Wayne and BAM. Those are my thoughts.

Posted by iceslick

@deathpoolthet1000: Sorry buddy, I don't think Catwoman's death was real. So, NO! It's not what everyone is thinking about.

Posted by Extremis

Umm there is no time off for Batman, he's Batman.

Except I you count holidays and its 'Lil Gotham. In which case yes. But only cute world. Real world (heh) Batman never takes off. That's why we can all sleep well in Gotham tonight, knowing the Dark Knight watches over our streets.

Posted by Extremis

Umm there is no time off for Batman, he's Batman.

Except I you count holidays and its 'Lil Gotham. In which case yes. But only cute world. Real world (heh) Batman never takes off. That's why we can all sleep well in Gotham tonight, knowing the Dark Knight watches over our streets.

Posted by Jokergeist

What does the Batman do during his time off? Probably Skype with his pal the Joker.

Sincerely,

Edited by evilvegeta74

He does this!

Posted by Jack Donaghy

I'm remember once seeing a scan of Bruce inviting Aquaman over to watch a movie at Wayne Manor on his day off.

Edited by drgnx

The same thing Ironman does ...

Srsly...Batman takes time off?

Spends Time with the family

Looks after his Robins

http://meibatsu.deviantart.com/art/Jason-Todd-s-Most-Treasured-Memory-Aw-269785198

Gets some "action"

Edited by ArtisticNeedham

I haven't seen the video yet, will soon, but I am guessing Batman never has downtime. When he isn't beating bad guys to a pulp he is training to beat bad guys to a pulp or investigating a crime that will lead to beating bad guys to a pulp.

Posted by Fenderxx

Don't ask me why ... but I picture Batman as a big Indie Movie buff ..... again ... no idea why.

Edited by kbrackie

As Bruce Wayne, I'd say he was knockin' da boots and dogin' the hoe's. Of course that's when he's not a multi-billionare, corporation owning, working man, trying to pay all his employees each and every pay period.

Posted by obsidian_raindrop1
Edited by DeathpooltheT1000
Posted by Guardiandevil83
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