3 weapons you would use in a vampire apocalypse

#1 Posted by spystreak (2063 posts) - - Show Bio

these whould be the ones I use how about you these are the vampires from I am legend novel hence they are very Zombie like
1. ultra violet floodlight  
2.crossbow  
3. samurai sword

#2 Posted by LT1085 (3658 posts) - - Show Bio

No weapons, I'd just use the TK abilities that I got from the alien apocalypse the week prior.

#3 Posted by JediXMan (27954 posts) - - Show Bio

1. Garlic. Lots of garlic.
2. A cross
3. A Rapier.
 
PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake?

#4 Posted by hdorman1 (4662 posts) - - Show Bio
  1. lightsaber
  2. AK-47 with uv bullets(as seen in underworld)
  3. decent body armor and sheath daggers
#5 Posted by spystreak (2063 posts) - - Show Bio
@JediXMan said:
"1. Garlic. Lots of garlic. 2. A cross 3. A Rapier.  PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake? "


probably not decapitation is probably the only way a sword or blade will kill them
#6 Edited by Sexy Merc (42065 posts) - - Show Bio

1) Green Lantern Ring 
2) Blue Lantern Ring 
3) Majestic's Kherubim double-bladed sword 
 
PS: A White Lantern Ring could probably do it alone.
#7 Posted by LT1085 (3658 posts) - - Show Bio
@JediXMan said:
" 1. Garlic. Lots of garlic. 2. A cross 3. A Rapier.  PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake? "  
Christianity is like the greedy rich kid at a birthday party. "MINE."..................."MINE."  ............."MINE."
#8 Posted by spystreak (2063 posts) - - Show Bio

how about traps I personally would build a minefield around my house  
  
#9 Posted by JediXMan (27954 posts) - - Show Bio
@spystreak said:
" @JediXMan said:
"1. Garlic. Lots of garlic. 2. A cross 3. A Rapier.  PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake? "
probably not decapitation is probably the only way a sword or blade will kill them "
If that's the case, switch the rapier with a longsword. Rapier = stabbing, longsword = cutting. So I'd be better off with that than a rapier.
 
@LT1085 said:
" @JediXMan said:
" 1. Garlic. Lots of garlic. 2. A cross 3. A Rapier.  PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake? "  
Christianity is like the greedy rich kid at a birthday party. "MINE."..................."MINE."  ............."MINE." "
1. Why must you start bashing religion for no good reason?
2. Crosses, garlic, light, and stakes are the main killers of vampires (well, supposedly)
#10 Posted by LT1085 (3658 posts) - - Show Bio
@JediXMan said:

1. Why must you start bashing religion for no good reason?
It's in my nature. 
#11 Posted by hdorman1 (4662 posts) - - Show Bio
@JediXMan said:
" @spystreak said:
" @JediXMan said:
"1. Garlic. Lots of garlic. 2. A cross 3. A Rapier.  PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake? "
probably not decapitation is probably the only way a sword or blade will kill them "
If that's the case, switch the rapier with a longsword. Rapier = stabbing, longsword = cutting. So I'd be better off with that than a rapier.
 
@LT1085 said:
" @JediXMan said:
" 1. Garlic. Lots of garlic. 2. A cross 3. A Rapier.  PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake? "  
Christianity is like the greedy rich kid at a birthday party. "MINE."..................."MINE."  ............."MINE." "
1. Why must you start bashing religion for no good reason? 2. Crosses, garlic, light, and stakes are the main killers of vampires (well, supposedly) "
except thats fictional vampires, these vampires were caused by a blood bacteria(created to cure cancer) 
so christian relics and 'tradtional' methods dont work 
use what u would use to kill an albino jacked up on steroids and painkillers, light and guns
#12 Posted by JediXMan (27954 posts) - - Show Bio
@hdorman1: 
 
So no garlic? I think I get it.
 
Wait... they have guns? That definitely changes my vote, I think.
#13 Posted by Son Of Storm (11251 posts) - - Show Bio

 Just the weapon.
#14 Posted by hdorman1 (4662 posts) - - Show Bio
@JediXMan: no the weapons to use against them should be light and guns 
these arent the type of zomie vamps u want to get close to 
way faster then you, and stronger  
u want guns, lots of bullets and at least 50 feet
#15 Posted by Aronmorales (9434 posts) - - Show Bio

1. My machete.
2. An AR (which ever model my father has).
3. A Scorpion from Unreal Tournament 3.

#16 Posted by ARMIV (4140 posts) - - Show Bio

The basics.
 
1: Gun (probably keep a few silver bullets with me. You never know when ol' hairy is gonna come out).
2: Faith. Because a crucifix is useless without it,and how else would one fight the un-holy?
3: Ultra-bright flashlight. To keep them disorientated for the kill shot.

#17 Posted by yescas (58 posts) - - Show Bio

1.- Lightsaber (weapon made of light XD)
2.- Gantz suit  (Armor, and strength)
3.- Lembas bread (Survival food, one bite a day)

#18 Posted by Aronmorales (9434 posts) - - Show Bio

Can I include a fourth?
My killer soundtrack!!!

#19 Posted by MrMiracle77 (1659 posts) - - Show Bio

Wood chipper bolted to supercharged batting practice machine.

#20 Posted by JediXMan (27954 posts) - - Show Bio
@hdorman1 said:
" @JediXMan: no the weapons to use against them should be light and guns these arent the type of zomie vamps u want to get close to way faster then you, and stronger  u want guns, lots of bullets and at least 50 feet "
Got it.
 
1. Flame Thrower
2. AK-47
3. Some sort of sun-light device.
#21 Posted by Fortanono (4889 posts) - - Show Bio

1. Garlic 
2. Infinity Gauntlet 
3. Green Power Ring

#22 Posted by Taima Cha'Tima (262 posts) - - Show Bio

Destroyer Armor baptized in holy water and embed with a piece of the cross.

#23 Posted by qorecutter (154 posts) - - Show Bio

1. A wooden stake to stab through the heart
2. An ax to decapitate their heads off
3. Anti Coagulate EDTA 
 
Thank you College Humor

#24 Posted by Chaos Burn (1755 posts) - - Show Bio

1. Silver trench knives
2.  Spas shotgun with silver ball bearing rounds
3.  A fire engine with a tank of holy water for the hose, and UV headlights

#25 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

1) Disintegrators x2
2) Adamantium foil armor layered under full body suit
3) Satellite laser just foe fun

#26 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

1- Infinity Gauntlet
2- Not needed 
3-  Not needed

#27 Edited by BoOMbOoMpOw (1711 posts) - - Show Bio

-Wooden stake (many wooden stakes !)   - stabbing through the heart 
-the dagger I got from my Brother               - decapicate
-Jackal hibben knife                                       - decapicate

#28 Edited by BoOMbOoMpOw (1711 posts) - - Show Bio
@JediXMan said:

" 1. Garlic. Lots of garlic. 2. A cross 3. A Rapier.  PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake? "

No it wouldn`t .You could behead them with the rapier if this is possible but if you stab them it has to be wood or silver most of the time .
#29 Posted by JediXMan (27954 posts) - - Show Bio
@BoOMbOoMpOw said:
" @JediXMan said:

" 1. Garlic. Lots of garlic. 2. A cross 3. A Rapier.  PS: Would stabbing a vampire in the heart with a rapier have the same affect as impaling them with a stake? "

No it wouldn`t .You could behead them with the rapier if this is possible but if you stab them it has to be wood or silver most of the time . "
Ah. A longsword would be better for beheading. Not that a rapier can't behead, but it wouldn't be as clean or swift of a cut. It's a cut and thrust weapon, but mainly thrust. I mentioned the rapier because I'm better with that than a longsword.
 
PS: Isn't silver for werewolves?
#30 Edited by BoOMbOoMpOw (1711 posts) - - Show Bio
@JediXMan:

Ah. A longsword would be better for beheading. Not that a rapier can't behead, but it wouldn't be as clean or swift of a cut. It's a cut and thrust weapon, but mainly thrust. I mentioned the rapier because I'm better with that than a longsword.  PS: Isn't silver for werewolves? "

Yes it is but the ways how to kill a vamp differ . For example in blade it has to be silver . In buffy it has to be wood .
But most of the time it`s wood for vamps and silver for werewolves.
#31 Posted by DoN`t_KrAnQ_jUsT_PsYcHoO (315 posts) - - Show Bio

i would take  :
-the scythe of buffy
- a dagger 
- and wooden stake 
 
and if i don´t get one of them i would do it with uv bullets like selene or blade !!!! it would be horrific if that would be happen a vampire apocalypse :S blöhhh

#32 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14026 posts) - - Show Bio

Chainmail armour with built in spiked knuckles, one katana and a holy water pistol, if non weapon items are allowed to a crucifix a bible and more water.

#33 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7118 posts) - - Show Bio

that weapon george clooney has on from dusk til dawn.. the stake thing. that was cool.

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