What would you do if had the powers of Thor?

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#1 Edited by Army2442 (1540 posts) - - Show Bio

What if you were able to lift up thors hammer and aquired all of his powers and what would do to the marvel universe with that power?

#2 Posted by cattlebattle (12602 posts) - - Show Bio

Hook up with Natalie Portman

#3 Posted by The Stegman (23236 posts) - - Show Bio

Hook up with Natal....DAMMIT....fine, i guess i'll become a professional wrestler....

#4 Posted by fps_dean (255 posts) - - Show Bio

Take the corruption out of government?

#5 Posted by Deadcool (6809 posts) - - Show Bio

Save Africa teleporting food there, then finish with the wars in middle east and fix the rest of the world.

#6 Posted by Larkin1388 (1760 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deadcool said:

Save Africa teleporting food there, then finish with the wars in middle east and fix the rest of the world.

This sounds good. Any country that got outta line would wish they hadn't lol. And that includes my own.

#7 Posted by ARMIV2 (8306 posts) - - Show Bio

...Terribly mean things to very bad people.

#8 Edited by Deadcool (6809 posts) - - Show Bio

@Larkin1388: Also the most basic Thor power, rain, I could make rain in deserts and stop the rain in other places, stop tsunamis, teleport entire populations from a disaster or avoid the posibility that disaster to happen.

#9 Posted by MagneticShockwave (1244 posts) - - Show Bio

I do not want Thor's powers. Able to control the EM spectrum is far better. I can use my powers to route money to my bank account untraceable. Turning my $25 savings account to $25,000,000,000. You can't do that with Thor's powers.

#10 Posted by spartan92 (2520 posts) - - Show Bio

@ARMIV2 said:

...Terribly mean things to very bad people.

#11 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio

Rule the World, decimate my enemies, the usual awesome stuff. 

#12 Posted by ApatheticAvenger (1636 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Rule the World, decimate my enemies, the usual awesome stuff.

This, but with Rammstein playing in the background. Also, I'd call myself Captain Thunder☠.

#13 Posted by nickthedevil (11671 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd end all wars, make sure all nuclear weapons are handed over and i would fly them out into space come back, have humans build me a great throne, sit atop the white house, and rule over the earth for eternity!

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#14 Posted by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

idk

#15 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Save lives.

#16 Posted by Billy Batson (57801 posts) - - Show Bio

Bake pies.
BB

#17 Posted by difficlus (10679 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

Save lives.

@Billy Batson said:

Bake pies.
BB

haha

#18 Posted by Backflip (2256 posts) - - Show Bio

Be a Hero.

#19 Posted by Soulstealer (825 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Rule the World, decimate my enemies, the usual awesome stuff.
#20 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

@Backflip said:

Be a Hero.

This

but also i would discover new animals,planets,life forms

#21 Posted by Malevolent1 (1072 posts) - - Show Bio

Find Superman and give him the ultimate beat down in an attempt to regain some respect after being pimp slapped by Superman in the crossover.

#22 Posted by Z3RO180 (6337 posts) - - Show Bio

i would scream into the wind I AM A GOD YEAAAAAA then i fly in to space and eat ....THE BEST BURGER IN THE UNIVERSE beat that MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#23 Posted by BlackArmor (6134 posts) - - Show Bio

Same thing I would do if I had Superman's powers.....without the X-ray vision......now I don't kn ow what I would do

#24 Posted by Superguy0009e (2265 posts) - - Show Bio

Ban Hammer anyone who messed with me.

#25 Posted by gravitypress (2069 posts) - - Show Bio

Finally stop forest fires.

#26 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38849 posts) - - Show Bio
Whatever i wanted.
#27 Posted by Rasarima (371 posts) - - Show Bio

Be a poster boy for blond hair tint...

Start my own country just for the lols....the other would be pissed

#28 Posted by Mr. Dead Pool (2625 posts) - - Show Bio

1. Spend a day or two having fun doing whatever I want

2. Make my super-heroic presence known to the world by stopping a airplane crash, that I may or may not have caused, and pick a name(Would probably stick with Thor or maybe go with Captain Thunder)

3. Make public appearances and rake in the money

4. Stop organized crime then move up to terrorist organizations

5. Create my own country which I will call "Asgardhalla" and be a king, with this being the national anthem

6. Leave Earth and go into space and explore for a few thousand years, making everyone wonder if I was ever real, only to come back and take over the planet!

#29 Posted by Hysteria (229 posts) - - Show Bio

Never have to drive again. Also I'd save a lot of money on electricity

#30 Posted by Kiddevil (7488 posts) - - Show Bio

I would send a hellava lotta food to those poorer countries stop droughts send the nuclear weapons to three galaxies over Eh then have FUN!

#31 Posted by _Marco_Smith_ (1621 posts) - - Show Bio

Defeat SOPA.

#32 Posted by PowerHerc (81712 posts) - - Show Bio

First, I'd smite all manner of giant, troll and villain.

Then I'd enjoy some quality time with Sif, Amora, Lorelei and many other fine female denizens of the MU.

#33 Posted by TheDealer (1031 posts) - - Show Bio

Am I still able to say hook up with Natalie Portman? Anakin Skywalker can get it! A beatdown, that's what he can get.

#34 Posted by Mr. Dead Pool (2625 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Marco_Smith_: Fear not good sir! That foe has already been smited

#35 Posted by Walker696 (984 posts) - - Show Bio

after i go on like a one month rampage around the world, I rule it for about 20 years, then retire after making the world a paradise.............and eventually kill Jason Darulo and bring him back to kill him in as many ways as possible

#36 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (12597 posts) - - Show Bio

Taunt white supremacists

#37 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (7914 posts) - - Show Bio

Ide hammer nails and stuff epically ;D

#38 Posted by Whisper_ (3459 posts) - - Show Bio

PWN the heck out of Storm.

#39 Posted by Hawk80 (351 posts) - - Show Bio

Male pornstar known as "The Hammer"?

#40 Posted by majestic99 (8637 posts) - - Show Bio

( In this order): make the world a techno utopia(also called techno utopianism), get the babes, and using my longevity fight evil in other galaxies while simultaneously creating a galactic empire standing for truth,justice, and equality.

#41 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7601 posts) - - Show Bio

Make everyone think that I am a God and make them build statues and temples dedicated to me. And take all the good looking women for myself.

#42 Posted by desmond006 (596 posts) - - Show Bio

First I would play Thor in the movies. Without a super villian to fight I would probably end wars and do cool stuff like maake crazy light shows with my lighting powers.

#43 Posted by *Void* (874 posts) - - Show Bio

Become very bored.

#44 Edited by BigCimmerian (7863 posts) - - Show Bio

First several days I'd be hanging out exploring my powers and flying around the world, then I will change the law system in the world, after that I will destroy nuclear weapons, stop wars in middle east, end starvation in Africa, then I will proclaim myself ruler of Midgard.

#45 Posted by AsgardianXeno929 (836 posts) - - Show Bio

Eat everyone with Aids and beat up all other STDs and have a HUGE orgy! >:D lol jk i wwould just wait till people say thunder and throw mjolnir through their walls, jump in, and say "OH YEAH!!!" lol

#46 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

Be a hero

#47 Posted by AsgardianXeno929 (836 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually i'd raise some earth from the ocean, name it after myself, turn it into a country, make a nuclear war, save all the animals and a few humans, put them in a safe bubble while i laugh at the nuclear war outside

#48 Posted by TheCannon (17984 posts) - - Show Bio

I would protect my loved ones, but other than that, they better pay me. If I stop a bank robbery, I get 20% of whatever was stolen.

#49 Posted by TheCannon (17984 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon said:

I would protect my loved ones, but other than that, they better pay me. If I stop a bank robbery, I get 20% of whatever was stolen.

Also, I would tell Jane Foster I don't love her and date Enchantress.

#50 Posted by RoboShark (1208 posts) - - Show Bio

Force people not to be stupid and greedy. With my hammer.

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