Does Thor do anything for the people who worship him?

#1 Posted by kgb725 (6440 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Thor do anything special for his worshippers

#2 Posted by JonSmith (4010 posts) - - Show Bio

He saves the world on a regular basis.

WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT.

#3 Posted by SC (13365 posts) - - Show Bio

Topless lapdances, but those that pray to him daily may touch the tip of Mjolnir.

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#4 Posted by joshmightbe (24728 posts) - - Show Bio

@kgb725: He's busy, he isn't one of those laid back gods that can just drop what he's doing every time a Norwegian is trying to get some divine help at a job interview. He's got to deal with time traveling tyrants, horrible monsters, pissy robots and tight wearing lunatics.

#5 Edited by colonyofcells (2038 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe Thor hears confessions after passing around the collection plate. Maybe the largest donors get free trips to Asgard. Maybe those who die for Thor are rewarded with 72 valkyries.

#6 Edited by V_Scarlotte_Rose (6536 posts) - - Show Bio

Well he's the God Of Thunder, so any time you hear thunder, that's him giving the people what they want.

#7 Edited by colonyofcells (2038 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe Thor loves all humans and hands out free bottled rain water.

#8 Edited by kgb725 (6440 posts) - - Show Bio

@colonyofcells: those who die for him get thor to put his wrath upon someone

#9 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

He poses. If you're extra worshipful, he'll toss back his golden mane and wink.

#10 Posted by seekquaze (617 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes, Thor does answer prayers when he chooses to. One way is to appear in person to fulfill the request whether it be beating up a threat or making it rain. The first issue of Thor: God of Thunder had Thor answering a prayer on a distant planet. A couple of stories have implied there is a metaphysical aspect to gods that allows them to answer prayers without having to appear in person. This would help explain how gods can listen to and respond to prayers of many worshippers over a vast distance. But this angle has not been well developed.

#11 Posted by w0nd (4052 posts) - - Show Bio

On rare occasions if you pray really hard he will come and drink beer with you

#12 Posted by joshmightbe (24728 posts) - - Show Bio

He helped found the Avengers, you're welcome.

#13 Edited by EnigmaLantern (763 posts) - - Show Bio

If you are a daily and devoted worshiper of his, then he might just take you out for a night out in Asgard and get you absolutely MORTAL. And you will forever live with the memory that you got unbelievably drunk with Thor, the God of Thunder and Prince of Asgard.

Either that or he visits you and offers you a high-five as a sign of good luck. Bound to be one of the two..

#14 Posted by HaveAtThee (577 posts) - - Show Bio

He pleasures the women that do ;)

#15 Posted by Experio (17159 posts) - - Show Bio

Autograph

#16 Edited by THORSON (2518 posts) - - Show Bio

he guides them to internal happiness.

THOR!!

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