The Prescence My Rant

The Presence, otherwise known as the God of the Covenant is the creator of the universe and rules over the DC and universe in the comic book world, though he's more often spoken of then actually seen.

#1 Posted by slacker the hacker (7615 posts) - 2 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

Lets get one thing straight i like him just as much as TOAA or MOM ETC.
But he pisses me off alot to here are the reasons and where focusing on the main true Presence (Forgot his name)
Rant : For god he thows his power around quite ofen Elaine and Spectre and GEB.
Speaking of that how in the world does God create a evil version of himself how does that happen
not mention hes lazy
Micheal Demiurgos: Ok Dad me and Lucifer are going to go relax after a hard day off battle
Prescence: No wait kids i had this idea for you guys to create the universe
Micheal: But dad you could just bli
Prescence: No no (Takes sip off the beer can) im far too busy (flips over and covers himself with blanket)
Hes such a jerk too like this right here
First: Yeah i wanted to talk about your health
Prescence: What health im god
First: Yeah you said to keep balance of your confidant and conscience
Prescence: Oh yeah how is it
First: Well i think you need some hel WAIT WHAT ARE YOU
Prescence: (Pimp Smacks him to Hell)
Also unfair
Presecnce: Yo dude i got a idea
Angel: What
Prescence: Im gonna a give almost all my power to some chick named Elaine that would just piss Lucifer off right
Angel: I dont know but i think Micheal deserves that power too and maybe you and Lucifer should talk it out
Angel gets erased from reality
Prescence: Not any more bitch
Also ever wonder why GEB is so evil cause this is what really happend
Prescence: LET THERE BE LIGHT......... AND DISCO AND FUNK
Prescence: (Starts dancing stomping his feet)
he gets so drunk he some how makes a evil version of himself
GEB: Passes out asleep
70000000000 Years larter
Prescence: Dam those heroes got pwned by AM
(His phone rings) yo Great evil WAZUP
GEB: What the hell is with all that racket im gonna kick your teeth in if you let something kill the multiverse
Prescence: WELL BRING IT ON
4 Hours later
GEB Arrives
Prescence is not there
Then the rest u know
Prescence shows up late.

#2 Posted by xerox_kitty (15758 posts) - 2 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@slacker the hacker: The Presence? Or Presence?

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#3 Posted by aztek_the_lost (30738 posts) - 2 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

just throwing this out there, your rant lacks Aztek's three essential rant requirements: grammar, logic and research

unless you're going for humorous, in which case...I'm sure somebody laughed

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#4 Edited by aztek_the_lost (30738 posts) - 2 years, 6 months ago - Show Bio

@xerox-kitty said:

" @slacker the hacker: The Presence? Or Presence? "

The Presence as he is referencing events from Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, Mike Carey's Lucifer and Garth Ennis' Hellblazer (which are all good comics might I add)

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#5 Posted by JackKnight (1234 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

So how does the Over-Monitor fit into here?

#6 Posted by Squares (891 posts) - 3 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

Um, sorry, I must have misread something; do you have a point to make?

#7 Posted by JackKnight (1234 posts) - 2 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

The Thing you said about how the Presence created the GEB made be LOL!

#8 Posted by JackKnight (1234 posts) - 1 month, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@squares: Hes saying that he think the Presence is lazy and a jerk.

#9 Edited by Squares (891 posts) - 1 month, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@jackknight: Ohh. Thanks!

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