The Perhapanauts #3

In our continuing effort to NOT tell you what happens in upcoming issues, today we field a letter from one of our avid readers.

Dear Perhapa-dudes,

Since the chupacabra originally comes out of Latin-American folklore, shouldn't Choopie speak with an outrageous Mexican accent like Speedy Gonzales? "He like my seester, I theenk." It would be so much funnier like that.

Your numero uno amigo,

Davy Glasmer

Dengen's Creek, Iowa

Dear Davy,

Good question. But no. While the legend of the goatsucker does have its origins in Central American culture, Choopie was just a blood-sucking beast when he was first captured. It wasn't until he was exposed to the Evolvo-Ray that Choopie began to develop basic language skills. He was then exposed to countless hours of American television.

That's where he learned to talk.

Thanks for writing and don't forget to order The Perhapanauts#3. It will be much better than this solicit. And it'll have pictures.

Sincerely,

Todd and Craig