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There is no story at all here to get in the way of the plot. Seriously. The A-Team is in trouble, because the Losers reminded me why I liked that show.
There is so much testosterone in this movie I watched the women exiting the theater scratching their balls.
I can't say this is the perfect guy movie, even with th pure sexiness of Zoe Saldana, there was just not enough ( Read that as none ) female nakedness to be the "perfect guy movie"
What you do get is a lot of guns, and a lot of explosions set off to a lot of good and bad jokes. This is pure entertainment. Like the Replacements, I can see myself watching this movie a lot. I loved it.
Jeffery Dean Morgan is now "The go to Comic Book Guy" after this and a very memorable turn in The Watchmen. Okay, with an honerable mention to Chris Evans, who was pretty good as Johnny Storm, plays a nerd who has trouble speaking with women.
There is also a guy here who looks like they made Justin Long up to look hispanic. That is neither here nor there. See this one.
This moderately faithful adaptation brings a great deal of laugh-out-loud fun and (thankfully) less seriousness than what most revenge flicks would have led you to expect from a film of this genre. The Premise: A band of close-knit soldiers are declared dead when a strategic military strike in Bolivia turns into a traitorous massacre. In reality, they are very much alive, betrayed, and know only the name of the man who betrayed them - Max. When they are approached by a mysterious woman named Ais...
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After a deadly betrayal by a mysterious, “voice” that calls himself Max, five close-knit CIA operatives are forced to disappear, fall off the grid, and live defeated, non-existent lives. Getting back at Max is essential what The Losers is all about. Clay, the leader of the group, stages a revenge plot against Max, with the joint help of Aisha, a deadly woman who seeks revenge for her own personal reasons. Here, in 2010, we’re seeing a spiking re-emergence of these team-based buddy films, an...
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