Get Ready for the Avengers Rap

Posted by G-Man (34377 posts) - - Show Bio

When a major motion studio makes a movie based off of big comic book characters, it's understandable that we will see an abundance of movie-related merchandise. Some of them can be really cool. Others might leave you scratching your head wondering what's going on.

Speaking of wondering what's going on, this new commercial was found on youtube and brought to my attention. There really isn't much to say about it that can prepare you. Get ready for The Avengers Rap.

Let's just hope this is the worst thing to come out of this movie being made.

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#1 Edited by drowsap (28 posts) - - Show Bio

OOO god lol why almost as bad as avengers cologne

#2 Posted by inferiorego (24789 posts) - - Show Bio

How many times can they repackage these Hulk hands?

Answer: 3, so far.

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#3 Posted by elayem98 (458 posts) - - Show Bio

no

#4 Posted by Donovan Montgomery (5446 posts) - - Show Bio

What? No Black Widow??

#5 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

@Donovan Montgomery said:

What? No Black Widow??

I don't think cleavage would be an appropriate thing for little boys to play with.

#6 Posted by ReVamp (22865 posts) - - Show Bio

@inferiorego said:

How many times can they repackage these Hulk hands?

Answer: 3, so far.

These look to be slightly smaller, so technically they're not repackaging it.

...Marvel :/

#7 Posted by Donovan Montgomery (5446 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar: LOL, imagine the profit from the teen market.

#8 Posted by The Average Bear (2079 posts) - - Show Bio

Next it'll be Avengers dubstep, at which point I'll promptly jump from my apartment balcony

#9 Posted by Ganthetsward20 (687 posts) - - Show Bio

im scared now...im gonna be outside and get attacked by a bunch of kids playing at being avengers :/

#10 Posted by MrMazz (1237 posts) - - Show Bio

Ya know what I heard worst rap for crap in the 90s that was related to kids stuff and stuff but yea that was pretty bad. This needed dubstep wubwubwub

#11 Posted by Dru_zod (213 posts) - - Show Bio

Sounds better than the stuff out there

#12 Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus (6885 posts) - - Show Bio

And the merchandise campaign evolves...::sigh::

#13 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (11626 posts) - - Show Bio

Rap? Really? Bye.

#14 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38849 posts) - - Show Bio
No...
#15 Posted by richardjohngrayson (429 posts) - - Show Bio

awww jeezzzeee. I dont wanna even see it now lol j/k.

#16 Posted by haydenclaireheroes (9071 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess there is no love for Black Widow and Hawkeye

#17 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio

My rap video was way better.

#18 Posted by tonis (6202 posts) - - Show Bio

hahaha, I saw this the other night while watching some toons.

The rap makes me laugh and I definitely want me those Hulk gloves :D

#19 Posted by SpidermanWins (3982 posts) - - Show Bio

NO

#20 Posted by kennybaese (1117 posts) - - Show Bio

Is it just me, or do about half of those kids look way too old to be playing with this stuff?

#21 Edited by RedOwl_1 (1664 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm between WTF and LOL

@walkingcarpet said:

Is it just me, or do about half of those kids look way too old to be playing with this stuff?

Yeah... till I would do so too ^^ and I'm aprox. that old, I have to admits it would be funny, good chance to laugh at myself

@drowsap said:

OOO god lol why almost as bad as avengers cologne

I wonder how that smells like....

#22 Posted by sergyanime (103 posts) - - Show Bio

@walkingcarpet: I'm 19 going on 20 I kinda want to play with the thor hammer.

#23 Posted by VictorGrey (13465 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not sure what I just saw...

#24 Posted by vicioushero (163 posts) - - Show Bio

I was in Wal-Mart with my kids and ended up putting on the Ironman mask chasing my son with the Thor hammer.and defending against a Nerf gun with Caps shield. It was good times. On a side note the quality was actually pretty decent.Ended up with the shield, nerf gun, and hammer when we left.

#25 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4733 posts) - - Show Bio

And then Hulk was all like "whaaaaaat."

#26 Posted by zombietag (1494 posts) - - Show Bio

ha i saw this on tv. pretty AWESOME

#27 Posted by Mr.Hulk_Smashin'! (2569 posts) - - Show Bio

Now we know what Nick Fury does in his off-time.

#28 Posted by BoyWander (318 posts) - - Show Bio

Humanity... why would you do such a thing...

#29 Posted by SavageDragon (2252 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@Donovan Montgomery said:

What? No Black Widow??

I don't think cleavage would be an appropriate thing for little boys to play with.

I know when i was 12 years old cleavage was the one thing I WANTED to play with but never did...

#30 Posted by jubilee042 (1353 posts) - - Show Bio

No love for natasha

#31 Posted by NXH (1031 posts) - - Show Bio
#32 Posted by DrKhaos (8 posts) - - Show Bio

WTF? Justin Bieber?

#33 Posted by Joe Venom (1275 posts) - - Show Bio

wow, so no Hasbro Nick Fury eye patch? I don't now I think they miss out on something there

#34 Posted by kennybaese (1117 posts) - - Show Bio

@sergyanime: I totally have a pair of Hulk Hands somewhere. They just seemed really old for kids in a commercial.

#35 Posted by LordRequiem (1315 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow, that is a disgrace.

#36 Posted by Billy Batson (58030 posts) - - Show Bio

lmao!
BB

#37 Posted by MexFaletti (12 posts) - - Show Bio

This rap thing takes me back to the 90's...

#38 Posted by cbishop (8239 posts) - - Show Bio

@walkingcarpet said:

Is it just me, or do about half of those kids look way too old to be playing with this stuff?

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. None of those kids would play with that in real life.

#39 Posted by Gregomasta (333 posts) - - Show Bio

I want all of them.

#40 Posted by Walker696 (984 posts) - - Show Bio

there are so many things wrong with this but I will just go with what bothering me the most about this movie and the fact that even toy companies agree, nobody is going to see this movie for Black Widow and Hawkeye. I think they will make toys for them but we wont be seeing any bows, arrows, or wrist lasers (or whatever it is widow uses lol) anytime soon unless fans respond to them really positively.......mad they getting screwed even in commercials lol

#41 Posted by The Impersonator (5483 posts) - - Show Bio

They should put the song in the ending credits. =P

#42 Edited by Lvenger (20036 posts) - - Show Bio

Where are the Black Widow and Hawkeye toys? Are they not important enough to have their own toys? And where's the Nick Fury range? I bet Samuel Jackson will be annoyed!

#43 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12334 posts) - - Show Bio

@Babs said:

My rap video was way better.

QFT :D

#44 Posted by Alpha_Lantern_2814 (24 posts) - - Show Bio

so they couldnt find any kids to be in the commercial?

#45 Posted by Grim (2079 posts) - - Show Bio

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@Babs said:

My rap video was way better.

QFT :D

speaking of... when are we gonna get another of those? you don't wanna be a One hit Wonder, do you Babs?

#46 Posted by Mahzian (117 posts) - - Show Bio

@walkingcarpet said:

Is it just me, or do about half of those kids look way too old to be playing with this stuff?

I thought that too but I guess it makes sense from a marketing point of view, kids love things that are just above their target age group, I'd say they are targeting kids a few years younger than those in the advertisement

#47 Edited by SpydrMrphy (2 posts) - - Show Bio

Is it just me or does the lyrics Hulk hits hard with a big Hulk smash sound like Hulk gets hard with a big Hulk smash?

#48 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I get no Black Widow toys cause you can't sell a realistic gun to kids, But a fake Hawkeye purple bow with like rubber tip arrows would work ?

#49 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

P.S Aren't these toys they already made ?

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