Elbarto17's The Amazing Spider-Man #14 - Spider-Verse Part Six: Web Warriors review

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    It's over....finally.

    Plot

    The Spiders invade the Morlun Land,trick the Morluns,disrupt the ritual,save the day,and now can go back in their time periods.

    That's it.Seriously.

    Thoughts

    Writing's bad.I really didn't like it.
    See,what i consider to be "good writing" is dialog that runs fluid,and natural....that makes you forget that you're reading a story,and makes you ,even for a minute, think that you're reading a letter from your friend,who tells you his life experiences with total honesty.....you BELIEVE what you read.Like i did when i was reading JMS' Spider-Man or Bendis' Ultimate version of the character.JMS' issue with Doom,where they hug with MJ and say all those beautiful things to each other,i goddamn cry everytime i read it.....

    This dialog,of Slott's, reminded me at every waking moment that this is fiction,and that this dialog is like a theater play....."made up".I don't like when that happens.

    So there's something good here,don't get me wrong(or,do,you know,i don't give a crap) ...Peter takes initiative,and finally does something.He smacks Morlun a tad,and then the day is saved according to HIS plan,as they all say.......and of course he then sacrifices himself to bring Morlun to Radiation land,so he'd be weakened.
    OF COURSE Silk saves him.Because Silk is God,life,love,immortallity,invincibility,supremacy,mom,dad,sister,girl,woman, EVERYTHING.SILK IS EVERYTHING,AND EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS AWESOME AND YOU LOVE HER AND DEMAND MORE OF HER AND WOW.Sincerely,"Marvel".(Dan Slott)

    Spider-Ham fakes it as the baby,and smacks Morlun in the face,that was fun.
    Kaine is apparently dead.R.I.P.
    The baby's safe,cause UncleBen-Man saved it,along with Porker.
    Ock slaughters the wiever...that is not good.Will have consequences.

    The Morlun people are easily defeated......you know,they were presented as these unstopable forces for what 5 issues?.....and now,they're smacked around,like little pussies,as if they were Peter Parker in a Slott story.......
    And one thing that cought my attention.....Morluns(i know they are called Inheritors Inhibitionists Extravaganzas,alright,chill.) HATE radiation,like i hate Gwen Stacy,right?.......well,why the actual heck they FEED from Peter Parkers?......you know.....Peter Parker(s) have radioactive blood.....wouldn't it kill them,slowly?......that confused me a tad......well,one of the things that confused me....

    By the way,the book continues to be mediocre and boring......just wanted to point that out,in case you missed it.
    The only exciting part was Ock saying "Hmm" when it was "announced" that they can go back to their timelines.....

    This left me with the feeling that in ASM#15 we will see much more developments ,than we saw in this one......
    And i admit.....Gwen is more sympathetic than Silk......see what Slott did?...i like Spider-Gwen more than Silk.
    Well,to be fair,i hate 616 Gwen....

    Anyway,Art's good,no complains there.Camo and Coipel share the art,and it's very good,except one sloppy page by Camo.

    Image notes

    It was a single kick......relax about it.
    It was a single kick......relax about it.
    Funny.Slott should write a Porker book,or a Superior book.I'd read it.Just leave Spider-Man alone.
    Funny.Slott should write a Porker book,or a Superior book.I'd read it.Just leave Spider-Man alone.

    Silk spreadin some wisdom on her creator........(there's a hidden message in that sentence)
    Silk spreadin some wisdom on her creator........(there's a hidden message in that sentence)
    Dirtbag sea-- Oh my God,COME ON.....
    Dirtbag sea-- Oh my God,COME ON.....

    I swear to God,this is some kind of 60's dialog team up.....
    I swear to God,this is some kind of 60's dialog team up.....
    I am flabbergasted that this man will write Mary Jane and Peter together.......thus far he seems preety against it....
    I am flabbergasted that this man will write Mary Jane and Peter together.......thus far he seems preety against it....

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