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Vanguard has taken Leo, Mike and the Cyborg to his ship that orbits the Earth. As Vanguard explains to Leonardo that he's a soldier from another galaxy sent here to guard Earth against invasion from his people's enemy, Mike arrives and presents to the pair his newfound squeeze - a female mutant turtle who loves to smooch! Vanguard gets angry and yells at the girl "turtle", named Lurch, to change back to its natural form. Mike is shocked as his "girlfriend" transforms from being his idea of a hot date into a shambling mass that appears to be a rough statue made of wet clay. Vanguard explains that Lurch is a morphling, an artificial being created in a lab - it has the intelligence of a dog and spends most of its time trying to escape, but it apparently took a shine to Mikey - who asks if there's any Draino that he can gargle with.

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