You Think Supermans Farts Stink?

#1 Posted by fingernail9 (27 posts) - - Show Bio

Or would he be able to control the smell of his farts? A logical question, no?

#2 Posted by AweSam (7360 posts) - - Show Bio
#3 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

They cause cancer. Damn alien poots.

#4 Edited by Redberry (797 posts) - - Show Bio

I have assumed that's how he flies, but if Green Lantern doesn't smell it while flying next to him, then i guess not.

#5 Posted by PowerHerc (80712 posts) - - Show Bio


#6 Posted by katanalauncher (937 posts) - - Show Bio

I would think his physiology is so perfect there wouldn't be need to produce any flatulence.

#7 Posted by Imagine_Man15 (1801 posts) - - Show Bio

This is why he needs the Fortress of Solitude. If he were to fart in public, the death toll would number in thousands.

#8 Posted by Ms. Omega (4391 posts) - - Show Bio

Why was this made? Plus they smell like fresh baked bread.

#9 Posted by Quintus_Knightfall (84372 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by UltimateSMfan (1351 posts) - - Show Bio

@katanalauncher said:

I would think his physiology is so perfect there wouldn't be need to produce any flatulence.

#11 Posted by _Zombie_ (10302 posts) - - Show Bio

#12 Posted by toptom (1155 posts) - - Show Bio
what is this smell?
#13 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32200 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Superman need to eat?

#14 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (2591 posts) - - Show Bio

@spiderbat87: I think he does because he likes to and to keep stomach his stomach from growling(I don't care if he doesn't NEED to, an empty stomach would still make noise), but it's not REALLY a necessity for him.

#15 Posted by Video_Martian (5631 posts) - - Show Bio

Can someone please tell me what's the point of this thread?

#16 Posted by Twentyfive (2747 posts) - - Show Bio

Dang. And some people go crazy about the Storm threads.

#17 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (5870 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

It doesn't smell. Sheesh! It's his flying propulsion. Ain't seen anybody complaining about the smell when he flies.

#19 Posted by fingernail9 (27 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess when I think about it, It would probably be like a nuclear bomb, wiping out anything in a 100 mile radius. Poor Supes, you better hold that shit man! Go to space and let it out.... That's gotta be a site for the citizens of planet earth. Did the JLA tower blowup again? Nope, superman just farted.

#20 Posted by Hunter114 (829 posts) - - Show Bio

@ZombieBigfoot said:

#21 Posted by KainScion (2973 posts) - - Show Bio

superman farts and an angel gets his cape

#22 Edited by Savage_Hawkman (125 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm no Kryptonian physiologist, but I wouldn't think Superman's Kryptonian digestive system would have the adverse reaction to foods we humans do.

#23 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (5046 posts) - - Show Bio

To 75% of this site they smell like Kryptonian roses.

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