Aside from changing history (so no getting him a new...planet,) you could get Superman anything you could think of.

I...personally...would get Superman, my favorite ice cream milkshake. You know...cause he likes a nice, thick milkshake.

What do you get for the man who has everything?

Some red underwear

@blackhawk000111:

@night4345:

I already told you. A thick, milkshake.

I would buy him Tower of Bable and The Dark Knight Returns

A mind controlling plant.

lol and dont forget Hush and Dark knight strikes again

@sophisticated_ignorance: Black Mercy

And Superman's a reader. I would get him a first edition of To Kill a Mockingbird.

F*ck. You beat me to it.

Umm...a mini-statue of him holding the Phantom Zone projector? That's come in handy before.

It isn't your fault, man. Clark and I go way back. He's my dog's Godfather, keeps in touch with my mom (even though I don't) and stops by for dinner once a week. We're pretty tight.

Yeah. I'm sick in the head. What of it?

Ha! You think that's bad? Do you know how many imaginary dates I've been on with his cousin?

i'd buy him some pink kryponite just to see what happens.

Cash.

@amazingwebhead: I fail to see any fault in that.

A farm toy/statue as a reminder of where he grew up.

Gotta have something for Bad Movie night, right?

Probably a green glowing cake. And a defibrillator for when he enters cardiac arrest after opening my present.

Funny, I just re-watched JLU episode 2.

That would make @woundermangirl very happy

@scouterv:

Man of Steel Blu-Ray :)

- TAS

A symbolic gift of some sort.

A symbolic gift of some sort.

Kryptonite :P

A new pair of glasses.

i mini fusion reactor

A pet eagle so he can soar the skies with it.